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TheEditorialCrew [2018-08-24 21:23:13 +0000 UTC]
Never argue with a girl, a dog, or a car with teeth.
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Mamofoto [2017-08-08 10:24:45 +0000 UTC]
Go Bulldogs!
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TheLady-Doctor In reply to Mamofoto [2017-08-08 10:41:36 +0000 UTC]
lol Dawgs! Woo!
You know, I don't think I've actually been to a game since I was maybe 10. 99% of the time the extent of my thoughts about Football are 'is there a game today. do I need to avoid Downtown like the plague?'
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MajorO [2017-05-14 17:15:52 +0000 UTC]
It looks like you forgot where you parked your TARDIS and with a working chameleon circuit, it's hard to find even with the fob. could it be the car? It's not from around here. or there.
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TheLady-Doctor In reply to MajorO [2017-05-14 22:31:30 +0000 UTC]
Hehe that is one of the 8 volvos that are parked around here- though that one is just a parts car right now. The rest of them (usually) run. I need to pull the teeth off and put them on mine, I had a set but somebody stole them. From a medical center parking lot. Classy, guys.
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MajorO In reply to TheLady-Doctor [2017-05-14 23:14:32 +0000 UTC]
medical centers get a lot of low life visitors. They're part of the trade.
I did my medical training in CHicago. many years ago. before the street war broke out. But the local hospital is under lock down 3 or 4 times a weekend! Chicago was nothing like that back then.
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TheLady-Doctor In reply to MajorO [2017-05-15 03:08:02 +0000 UTC]
Eh, this one was actually really nice, I've been in plenty where I wouldn't have been surprised, but everybody there seemed to be either really really old or under 10...I'm pretty much assuming some local teen thought they were awesome and ganked them, I probably could have reported it and it would have been the largest crime in 5 years.
On the up side, the guy I saw there had a "Keep Calm: I'm the Doctor" poster on his wall. They were actually pretty decent there. *sigh* It's depressing, I actually have been to almost every doctor in the area. For awhile one of the ERs knew me on sight.
There are a bunch of (fairly crappy) cheap clinics that people use around here, I won't go near them anymore since I've had doctors at three different ones almost kill me. But the other ones are usually better lol
Yeah...I am not a healthy person.
See, that's what happens when you put a Time Lord in a human body for to long, starts breaking down like mad.
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MajorO In reply to TheLady-Doctor [2017-05-15 04:01:43 +0000 UTC]
Seeing all of the doctors usually means one of three things.
1 or A, you're running with the wrong crowd. or
B or 3 you're really clumsy. (which I guess you're not) and finally ,
C or 2 you're sick a lot. or have something the locals can't dod much for.
What I can tell you is, a small town hospital will "generally" give you more personal care then the big city medical factories, but they cannot handle the big things.
also, older doctors have seen more then the young ones. But of course every doctor is human and has his or her strengths and weaknesses.
I would advise you to drink TAng with breakfast, it's what the astronauts drink! It couldn't hurt?
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TheLady-Doctor In reply to MajorO [2017-05-15 17:26:07 +0000 UTC]
Lol I had the 6 years of doom- pneumonia from black mould, swine flu that turned into walking pneumonia, a back injury that had me in bed or a wheelchair for two years which resulted in pulmonary embolisms that killed half my lungs before I became at all symptomatic, then a few months later antibiotic resistant bacterial pneumonia....and I have some weird gut enzyme variation that makes half the medications on the market just flat out not work (including narcotics and some blood thinners, but thankfully does not affect antibiotics). I pretty much just got back to where I am a semi functional human being.
And on top of that I have chronic "wtf you look fine on paper", this weird vague constellation of symptoms that looks variously like an autoimmune disorder, a thyroid disorder, and a nerve disorder but tests completely normal so best guess is a neurological disorder resulting from repeated head trauma, I have literally had over a hundred concussions and that tends to shake wires loose. There's really none of that I medicate for, not much they can do about that sort of thing.
Oh, man, I was actually tempted to buy a package of Tang the other day, they apparently just started carrying it in the store down the street...but I get the feeling that it, like circus peanuts, are better in memory than reality.
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MajorO In reply to TheLady-Doctor [2017-05-15 22:45:08 +0000 UTC]
Any version of pneumonia is a bear. I've had it a few times. first time in Vietnam and couldn't be evacted. had to walk out. I don't remember much of the third day. but you's sounds worse.
And you should stop doing whatever it is that is giving you so many concussions. That could be the root of a lot of your medical problems.
as for treatment, I prescribe, ice cream twice a day. Nothing bad ever happens to you while you're eating ice cream. It doesn't sound like a thyroid disorder but it could be a pizza deficiency.
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TheLady-Doctor In reply to MajorO [2017-05-16 12:26:23 +0000 UTC]
Ooh, nasty. But also goes to show you how badass humans are.
I've got a couple days with the worst one I don't remember, I vaguely have recollections of my husband telling me we were going to the ER, and at some point he told me I'd been curled up in bed whimpering like a dog for two days. That was the one that was resistant, tho, the other times it was bad but not like that.
Lol yeah, the concussions were from breaking horses and, an, we'll say 'urban exploration', both with more enthusiasm than applied common sense.
Hm, my pizza intake should be fine, maybe I need to start taking cupcake supplements, I've heard they make ice cream more effective....
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MajorO In reply to TheLady-Doctor [2017-05-16 19:27:04 +0000 UTC]
ice cream definitely make cupcakes more potent. but be careful not to over dose on sprinkles.
I would advise you to stop landing on your head. Put more led in your butt. or better yet, stop breaking horses. It obviously doesn't agree with you.
I don't jump out of perfectly good aircraft anymore for that reason. also, because, ... it's a bad idea.
But then again, it could be a simple case of chromaton poisoning. Is your quantum transmagnifier properly shielded?
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TheLady-Doctor In reply to MajorO [2017-05-18 15:26:19 +0000 UTC]
lol Yeah, I don't play with the nasty horses anymore, leave that to people younger and less breakable than I.
Quantum Transmagnifier? I thought that was a combined veggie slicer and walrus juicer. This may explain why I keep getting 5 dimensional Jullian potatoes...
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MajorO In reply to TheLady-Doctor [2017-05-19 05:08:06 +0000 UTC]
no way, the veggie slicer / walrus juicer is over by the catsup dispenser in the corner. and don't try to use those 5t dimensional Julian fries for decking. They work OK for walls and such but they let every thing fall through if used as decking and you wont find them until you look last week.
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TheLady-Doctor In reply to MajorO [2017-05-20 00:05:37 +0000 UTC]
Ahhh, I really need start labeling things. My memory is not what it used to be.
Speaking of last week, every time I try to engage the stabilisers with the phase-clutch off it runs me back three days, when I tried it with the clutch on it completely inverted our dimensions and ended up with everything outside the Tardis, ah, inside. Quite intreaguing, to be sure, but not what I was going for.
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MajorO In reply to TheLady-Doctor [2017-05-20 02:27:00 +0000 UTC]
Ah that would explain the strange weather and my upset stomach.
a 3/4 inch stop cock on a inverted displacement loop on the gramicko dampener should take care of that. after you get that installed you should be able to regulate the back flow with the valve partially open. If that doesn't do the job your quantum flux regulator may need a lub job.
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