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(Neil belongs to ! )

It should be said, you know those Isekais that require the protagonist to die before getting reincarnated? 'Tis why we have the likes of Truck-Kun to send our protagonists on their way to their new adventure!

Because this gruesome shit is what happens when he doesn't do his job.

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Neil only meant to step outside to go for a walk. Maybe do something else with his life since being an otaku had taken him to a bad place.

...and then a blizzard kicked in from out of nowhere.

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"Heh...Jesus Crunchy Christ, what kind of shitty karma IS this?

Ugh...what horrible luck that the very last anime I watched was fucking Redo of Healer. Like...the kind of Xbox-Live Kid edgy that's just so awful and cringeworthy that I turned off my computer and went outside. Not to judge anyone else's taste--actually yeah, I judge. And my judgement: watch Rising of the Shield Hero instead! Or better yet, Isekai Quartet. That's always fun. In fact...why didn't I do that instead of going outside for a hike in the snow? I guess I wanted the exercise all along and didn't know about it until I finally got off my ass.

Welp, that was a mistake. Once I get home, I'm either gonna binge watch Shield Hero for he umpteenth time, or maybe shoot the shit with my online buddies. Maybe continue that DnD campaign we've had going on. Heh, I'd better prepare to roll some fat 1's!

Speaking of which...I can't see a goddamn inch in front of my own nose! Big as it is.

Where is home?

Where is ANYTHING?

...where am I...?"

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"Oh shit a streetlight!! That means people have been here!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's the moon...the full moon, so bright it looks like a street light. Which means no light pollution, which means I'm REALLY far away from civilization now.

...Awright, that's it! I'm calling 911! If there's any justice in the world they can rescue someone lost in the woods!"

Battery: 0%
Shutting down due to cold temperature.

"W-wh...oh...HELL no. And knowing my luck, there's no reception out here anyway, meaning I am double-fucked! I somehow fucked myself more than Zephyr's solo shows on her OnlyFans channel! Wait no, BAD Neil! That shit's not funny! And you weren't supposed to know about that anyway! Ahh, who cares?! There's NO ONE HERE!!! I'm just talking to myself hoping maybe someone will reply! Worst case scenario I'll take her secret with me to my grave!

But I don't wanna die out in THIS craphole!! Come ON Neil, you dumb bastard! Keep moving! It's the only way you're gonna stay warm!!"

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"Huff...h-huff...o-okay t-t-this isn't funny anymore! At...a-at this rate, I'm not gonna make it! I'm...-sniff--I'm...g-gonna die alone out here...

No...please G-God, this can't be happening! Hello?! HELLO!? IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?!

HELLO?!? SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY!!! HELP!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!"

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"Somebody help me...

S-somebody...please...M-Mom....D-D-Dad...h-huff...huff...hrrhhh...hhhh...MAUHHH. DAHH...hh-huff...

HELHHH...AHYOOOOHHHHH...AHYYY...hoohh....h-helhh....huff...hh...

Nhh...."

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O...oh my God.

I...I DIED. I froze to death, all alone, out in the woods. Mom. Dad. Elijah. Takeshi. Xavier. Zeph. Bianca...I'm sorry. SO sorry that my dumbass died without saying goodbye. I'll be waiting in the next life for y'all, so I can apologize to you myself. Speaking of next life, heh...where IS that exactly?

I'm here now, in some kind of...okay, no really, where the fresh hell am I now? It's just an endless grey void!

Well, at least no demonic hands are dragging me to hell. Okay, so I'm NOT going to Hell for that Catgirl stash on my computer. At least that's a relief. But where's Heaven? No really, I'm not joking, where do I go from hh...h-heeeeere...

That way.

There's the point of light I need to follow! There's Heaven! That's gotta be it!

I see a catgirl there!!

Description
(Neil belongs to ! )

It should be said, you know those Isekais that require the protagonist to die before getting reincarnated? 'Tis why we have the likes of Truck-Kun to send our protagonists on their way to their new adventure!

Because this gruesome shit is what happens when he doesn't do his job.

---------------------------------------------

Neil only meant to step outside to go for a walk. Maybe do something else with his life since being an otaku had taken him to a bad place.

...and then a blizzard kicked in from out of nowhere.

---------------------------------------------

"Heh...Jesus Crunchy Christ, what kind of shitty karma IS this?

Ugh...what horrible luck that the very last anime I watched was fucking Redo of Healer. Like...the kind of Xbox-Live Kid edgy that's just so awful and cringeworthy that I turned off my computer and went outside. Not to judge anyone else's taste--actually yeah, I judge. And my judgement: watch Rising of the Shield Hero instead! Or better yet, Isekai Quartet. That's always fun. In fact...why didn't I do that instead of going outside for a hike in the snow? I guess I wanted the exercise all along and didn't know about it until I finally got off my ass.

Welp, that was a mistake. Once I get home, I'm either gonna binge watch Shield Hero for he umpteenth time, or maybe shoot the shit with my online buddies. Maybe continue that DnD campaign we've had going on. Heh, I'd better prepare to roll some fat 1's!

Speaking of which...I can't see a goddamn inch in front of my own nose! Big as it is.

Where is home?

Where is ANYTHING?

...where am I...?"

------------------------------------------------------------

"Oh shit a streetlight!! That means people have been here!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's the moon...the full moon, so bright it looks like a street light. Which means no light pollution, which means I'm REALLY far away from civilization now.

...Awright, that's it! I'm calling 911! If there's any justice in the world they can rescue someone lost in the woods!"

Battery: 0%
Shutting down due to cold temperature.

"W-wh...oh...HELL no. And knowing my luck, there's no reception out here anyway, meaning I am double-fucked! I somehow fucked myself more than Zephyr's solo shows on her OnlyFans channel! Wait no, BAD Neil! That shit's not funny! And you weren't supposed to know about that anyway! Ahh, who cares?! There's NO ONE HERE!!! I'm just talking to myself hoping maybe someone will reply! Worst case scenario I'll take her secret with me to my grave!

But I don't wanna die out in THIS craphole!! Come ON Neil, you dumb bastard! Keep moving! It's the only way you're gonna stay warm!!"

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"Huff...h-huff...o-okay t-t-this isn't funny anymore! At...a-at this rate, I'm not gonna make it! I'm...-sniff--I'm...g-gonna die alone out here...

No...please G-God, this can't be happening! Hello?! HELLO!? IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?!

HELLO?!? SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY!!! HELP!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!"

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"Somebody help me...

S-somebody...please...M-Mom....D-D-Dad...h-huff...huff...hrrhhh...hhhh...MAUHHH. DAHH...hh-huff...

HELHHH...AHYOOOOHHHHH...AHYYY...hoohh....h-helhh....huff...hh...

Nhh...."

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O...oh my God.

I...I DIED. I froze to death, all alone, out in the woods. Mom. Dad. Elijah. Takeshi. Xavier. Zeph. Bianca...I'm sorry. SO sorry that my dumbass died without saying goodbye. I'll be waiting in the next life for y'all, so I can apologize to you myself. Speaking of next life, heh...where IS that exactly?

I'm here now, in some kind of...okay, no really, where the fresh hell am I now? It's just an endless grey void!

Well, at least no demonic hands are dragging me to hell. Okay, so I'm NOT going to Hell for that Catgirl stash on my computer. At least that's a relief. But where's Heaven? No really, I'm not joking, where do I go from hh...h-heeeeere...

That way.

There's the point of light I need to follow! There's Heaven! That's gotta be it!

I see a catgirl there!!