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After sasori and deidara retrieved the one tails they had to go to the so called "hide out" which is in a rock… for some reason. They got to the hide out and then they opened the rock or door or whatever u call it and pein greeted them well in an odd way….."Welcome one and all to the akatsuki hotel. Were here to give fine quality and-oh it's you 2. " pein said. "what's that supposed to mean and what this about a hotel ?" deidara said. " well how else were we supposed to earn money for the new layer?" pein said. Then sasori said, "I thought kisame sold his body to science…" then pein said, " he got sent back. Apparently there's a weight limit at the postal service." Sasori was supprized. " u sent kisame through the mail?!" "well what else were we supposed to do with him after throwing him in the box?" pein said. Deidara quickly said, " speaking of which where are the others hmmm?" "they couldn't come. They all lost their denies napkins with the instructions to the cave on it." "were all lost" sasori said. " shut up sasori. Pein u mean to tell me, no one made it? At least itachi should of made it!" "yea dose it look like I care? And he also said something about taking kisame to the zoo…..i really didn't question him on that." Pein said. Deidara started to complain… "ohhh god damit! I mean really guys I worked hard to get one tails. I mean I lost a arm to this guy…I might be dying from blood loss…but no one cares…..no one wants to take deidara to the hospital!" "quit your bitchen deidara!!
To be continued…….

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After sasori and deidara retrieved the one tails they had to go to the so called "hide out" which is in a rock… for some reason. They got to the hide out and then they opened the rock or door or whatever u call it and pein greeted them well in an odd way….."Welcome one and all to the akatsuki hotel. Were here to give fine quality and-oh it's you 2. " pein said. "what's that supposed to mean and what this about a hotel ?" deidara said. " well how else were we supposed to earn money for the new layer?" pein said. Then sasori said, "I thought kisame sold his body to science…" then pein said, " he got sent back. Apparently there's a weight limit at the postal service." Sasori was supprized. " u sent kisame through the mail?!" "well what else were we supposed to do with him after throwing him in the box?" pein said. Deidara quickly said, " speaking of which where are the others hmmm?" "they couldn't come. They all lost their denies napkins with the instructions to the cave on it." "were all lost" sasori said. " shut up sasori. Pein u mean to tell me, no one made it? At least itachi should of made it!" "yea dose it look like I care? And he also said something about taking kisame to the zoo…..i really didn't question him on that." Pein said. Deidara started to complain… "ohhh god damit! I mean really guys I worked hard to get one tails. I mean I lost a arm to this guy…I might be dying from blood loss…but no one cares…..no one wants to take deidara to the hospital!" "quit your bitchen deidara!!
To be continued…….