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Description FR : Il se donne des allures de cowboy mais c'est une véritable marionnette manipulable, non ce n'est pas George W. Bush mais Woody du film Toy Story.
Accompagné de son fidèle chien à ressort Zigzag, Woody met les pieds où il veut et c'est souvent dans la gueule. En tant que shérif autoproclamé de la chambre de Andy, Woody fait régner la loi autour de lui avec ses colts en plastique. Mais dans dans la chambre d'un enfant, les occasions de tirer une balle dans la tête d'un bandit se font plutôt rares et le quotidien du shérif se résume plus à ranger des slips sales plutôt qu'a des chevauchées héroïques devant un soleil couchant.

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He gives the appearance of a cowboy but he is a real manipulated puppet, no it is not George W. Bush but Woody from the movie Toy Story.
Accompanied by his faithful Slinky Dog, Woody sets his foot where he wants and it is often in the face. As a self-proclaimed Sheriff Andy's room, Woody maketh law around him with his colts plastic. But in a child's room, the opportunities to take a bullet in the head of a bandit are rare and everyday Sheriff boils down to storing dirty underpants.

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BusterMoonSonic2023 [2024-01-14 23:18:34 +0000 UTC]

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guillibili [2022-12-09 20:40:39 +0000 UTC]

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Colonel-Knight-Rider [2022-05-11 05:43:36 +0000 UTC]

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monstermaster13 [2022-03-17 06:25:43 +0000 UTC]

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Rorki [2020-05-02 04:53:26 +0000 UTC]

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Jimbodeek [2019-12-27 04:52:49 +0000 UTC]

Reach for the sky!

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Oldmeme2012 In reply to Jimbodeek [2020-07-21 00:56:13 +0000 UTC]

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IpecacDecoy [2019-10-08 03:37:04 +0000 UTC]

When you put some mods in red dead redemption...

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linkswisdom [2019-04-18 15:30:00 +0000 UTC]

So… SherrifSheriff Woddy Pride is Chuck Norris? I gotta admit, that would have changed the movie SIGNIFICANTLY!

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Calledrocket265 [2018-12-30 23:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Look it’s Arthur Morgan from RDR2

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Oldmeme2012 [2018-01-15 17:51:50 +0000 UTC]

Howdy Chuck Norris.

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SuperMarioFan65 [2017-10-22 02:33:50 +0000 UTC]

CHEW WEE BOI!  

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ItsJoker77 [2017-10-08 06:55:57 +0000 UTC]

It's high noon......

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rocketwhite222 [2017-06-08 17:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Good bless Texas walker ranger

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Electrolyte2007 [2016-10-23 18:48:53 +0000 UTC]

DAAAAYUM SUN

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japan55555 [2016-10-01 01:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Cool

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EnforcerWolf [2016-07-03 03:12:16 +0000 UTC]

It's Woody Norris! What a great choice!

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xr201 [2016-05-22 19:16:36 +0000 UTC]

for real though?

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lordmalishun [2016-05-18 11:07:02 +0000 UTC]

Chuck norris as woody make toy Story more better

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Emumaster1 In reply to lordmalishun [2018-03-15 02:10:55 +0000 UTC]

Yes it would

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JasonRyder [2016-02-07 21:36:33 +0000 UTC]

Clint Eastwood's Toy Story starring Chuck Norris.

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SaiyanGodShinobi [2016-01-18 02:35:03 +0000 UTC]

Andy: My Buzz Lightyear is awesome
Me: BITCH PLEASE! My Woody is Chuck Norris.

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TheIosKnight In reply to SaiyanGodShinobi [2016-01-18 04:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Sort of reminds me if the Vault dweller and Dogmeat.

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SaiyanGodShinobi In reply to TheIosKnight [2016-01-18 15:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Year kinda

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ilikecereal449 [2016-01-17 21:56:44 +0000 UTC]

He looks like Chuck Norris.

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deathbee1 [2016-01-17 01:51:18 +0000 UTC]

Why the fuck does Woody look like Chuck fuckin' Norris?!

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lonewolf-R87 In reply to deathbee1 [2016-01-17 04:04:25 +0000 UTC]

didn't you watch Toy Story 2? Woody's Round'House

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CaptainPrower [2016-01-16 23:32:24 +0000 UTC]

That's not George W. Bush, that's Redhead Chuck Norris.

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Nimenomaan [2015-11-18 12:09:56 +0000 UTC]

Chuck is that you D8 OMG

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Trolmaster [2015-11-17 17:46:26 +0000 UTC]

OMG ! IT'S CHUCK WOODY !

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jmkplover [2015-09-16 09:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Chuck Norris/Woody fact: he can go to infinity and beyond and then return, all in one second.

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AzumetaPraline [2015-06-18 19:33:01 +0000 UTC]

J'adore cette version de Woody ^^

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kamifox1 [2015-06-18 01:00:35 +0000 UTC]

Woody Norris

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CyberSamurai270 [2015-06-08 04:06:30 +0000 UTC]

CHUCK NORRISSSSSSSSS!!!!!

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DragonKinight [2015-05-06 08:04:45 +0000 UTC]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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Shiga95 [2014-12-06 11:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Hey mais... on dirait chuck norris!

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TayobkTailz [2014-11-13 23:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Yup, it is INDEED Woody Texas Ranger motherfuckers. lol

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goodfebruarian [2014-11-12 10:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Woody Texas Ranger

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Fiolee4ever136 [2014-10-23 23:38:30 +0000 UTC]

Awwww this is so awesome and incredible

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DoctorMoregrits [2014-08-19 00:04:07 +0000 UTC]

Amazing!

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Tohad In reply to DoctorMoregrits [2014-08-20 12:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank !

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DoctorMoregrits In reply to Tohad [2014-08-20 21:27:40 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome

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FranKat14 [2014-07-21 04:04:12 +0000 UTC]

CHUCK NORRIS!!

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Tohad In reply to FranKat14 [2014-07-21 10:07:19 +0000 UTC]

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FranKat14 In reply to Tohad [2014-07-21 22:53:14 +0000 UTC]

it's cool :  

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monstermaster13 [2014-07-16 04:59:41 +0000 UTC]

This settles it:  There needs to be a 'Woody Facts' website.

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Tohad In reply to monstermaster13 [2014-07-21 10:07:32 +0000 UTC]

lol yes

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monstermaster13 In reply to Tohad [2014-07-21 10:31:57 +0000 UTC]

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lemur-llama [2014-07-09 17:48:11 +0000 UTC]

This is amazing! Looks like Chuck Norris. Haha, Slinky is amazing!

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Tohad In reply to lemur-llama [2014-07-21 10:07:43 +0000 UTC]

Glad you like it ! thank

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