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tommy888 — Cull me maybe
Published: 2012-06-05 20:36:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 285; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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Hello,just got bored in school and decided to make this. Yes there might, might be a few ooc or w/e but i wrote it a certain way so as i continued it wouldn't mess me up so yeah enjoy. Warning now, some parts might not be on rhythm with the song or vise verse, etcetera, etcetera. So enjoy once again, oh and I own nothing but the "creative" lyrics to the FAN-song, Eridan and homestuck belong to Andrew Hussie and the song "Call me maybe" belongs to Carly Rae Jepsen.
Play the Track along while reading if you please.
Also Spoiler warning for those who haven't gotten this far yet, I kind of based this off the part where Eridan goes ape shit crazy and kills Sollux,Feferi,Kanaya and Kanaya's Matriorb.
Homestuck parody of:
"Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe "
by Eridan.
I threww my dreams in the scratch
Don't judge me you filthy landwweller
I looked at them as they fell
and now its in my wway
I trade my soul for your kiss
I wwasnt tryin for this
but noww im at a miss
Your bodies showwin'
Ripped dreams a flowwin'
Hot nights blood a flowwin'
Wwhere you think your going lady!?
Hey i just missed you an' this is crazy
but here's your number, so cull you? maybe…
its hard to feel right about you baby
but here's your number so here i go noww
Hey! i just missed you… bein' lazy but
here wwe go noww, don't scream baby
an' all the other trolls try to stop me
but here's the plan noww
Don't go crazy
They took their time wwith the call
I took no time to stall
you gavve me nofin at all
but still your in my head
I begged an' borrowwed your wwords
I'm near-sighted and feel
I didn't knoww wwhat to feel
but its in my vveins
your glares wwere holdin'
ripped dreams wwere flowwin'
your conchence showwin'
cold nights rivvers flowwin'
wwhat'd you think wwas going baby
Hey! i just hit you, this is crazy
i can't hear you, oh cod my baby
its hard to think straight
wwithout you baby
but please forgivve me
i pity you baby
Hey! I just hit you, an' this is crazy
i can't feel you, oh cod im sorry
an' all the other trolls
tried to cull me
but they are dead noww
so i may go free
before you left my life
i missed you so bad
i missed you so bad
i hit you so so bad
before you left my life
i hurt you so bad
an you shell knoww that
i hurt you so so bad
its hard to look,
right at you baby
so i must go noww
to cull me maybe
Hey! i just hurt you,
for bein wwith him
laughing wwith him
cod cull me baby
an' all the other trolls
finally found me
but here's the sad thing
i culled you baby
before i took your life
i felt so bad
i felt so bad
i felt oh so bad
before i took your life
i felt so bad
and you kneww that
so cull me feferi
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Comments: 4
I just thought of something dumb and it goes like this
All the other trolls try to chase me, so heres my bucket...so pail me maybe
Lmao
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