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Muriel: Konnichiwa, we're here this evening to investigate reports of zombies.
UsaUsa: And it's all because Rhea took away our latest Resident Evil video game.
Muriel: Yeah, she says that we're not old enough to be "playing games with no educational value".
UsaUsa: So we're here to prove that there are such things as zombies so that Rhea will understand why we need to be prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse!
Muriel: Yeah, like it could happen anytime at a theatre near you!
UsaUsa: Anyway, we're going to prove that there are zombies by getting an autograph from Michael Jackson!
Muriel: Yeah, like that'll show her! Like we did watch the Thriller video on YouTube!
UsaUsa: So he's the only zombie we know which is why we came down here.
Muriel: Here being ... where were we again UsaUsa?
UsaUsa: East! The east side of any town gotta have zombies, like East Hollywood, East Detroit, East Oakland, you get the picture? Anything to the "east" has gotta be bad!
Muriel: Yeah, like Washington DC is on the "East Coast". You know the town with all them politicians? A really scary place.
UsaUsa: That's why it's in the District of Columbia as no other State in the Union want to have to anything to do with them!
Muriel: Eh, we're getting off topic ...

UsaUsa: Well yeah, but back on point, that there is a bona fide zombie behind us and we're just about to ask it for directions to Micheal Jackson's house. So go ahead Muriel, go ask her.
Muriel: Why me?
UsaUsa: Cuz you'll be stupid enough to talk to a zombie.
Muriel: Right, ok then ... HEY ... wait one moment ... who you calling stupid again?
UsaUsa: You, like anyone who looks like Minnie Mouse surely can't be all that bright, right?
Muriel: Says the Bugs Bunny lookalike ... you talk to the zombie!
UsaUsa: What makes you think I know the lingo, Einstein?
Muriel: There would be no problem for you given the noises you make when you eat ...
UsaUsa: What noises?
Muriel: *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* and *CENSORED* ...
UsaUsa: Since when did I ever make noises like *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* and *CENSORED*?
Muriel: All the time and in your sleep too!
UsaUsa: Better than you making *CENSORED* sounds when you're in the bathroom ...
Muriel: *CENSORED* you!
UsaUsa: I'm telling Rhea you said that *CENSORED* ...
Muriel: Takes one to know one *CENSORED* ...
UsaUsa: We're getting off topic again, so let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to talk to the zombie over there.
Muriel: You're on sister ... go for it *CENSORED* ...

The rock, paper, scissors duel ends in a draw as both of them cheated.

Fear Alma: What do you two idiots want anyway?
UsaUsa: You do the talking ... I'm not good at communicating with foreigners.
Muriel: OK ... We want to know how to get to Michael Jackson's house.
Fear Alma: Check at the cemetry in the Hollywood Hills ...
Muriel: Why at a cemetry?
Fear Alma: Cuz, may be he's dead?
UsaUsa: Oh wow! Then he's a zombie for real then, right?
Fear Alma: Given the 'medication' he was taking, probably ...
Muriel: Michael Jackson is dead?
Fear Alma: For awhile now, why you haven't heard?
Muriel: Well then, we can tell Rhea that zombies do exists! Eh, you're a zombie too right?
Fear Alma: Yeah, why? You thought I was an actress wearing 20 lbs of make up?
Muriel: You're not going to eat our brains right?
Fear Alma: Only if I wanted a serious case of 'stupid' ...

UsaUsa: Well then, Mission Accomplished! We can go home and get our game back from Rhea!
Muriel: So there you have it folks, zombies do exists and I'm going to tell Rhea you used the *CENSORED* word!
UsaUsa: *CENSORED* little twerp ...

CREDITS
UsaUsa and Muriel: Kanihira
F.E.A.R. Alma: *SachiShirakawa
Alice's House: ~0-0-Alice-0-0
Ruined City: BTA
MME: Adult Shader / SSAO
Rendered in MMD 7.39
Post Effects: Photoshop 7

F.E.A.R. (C) Monolith Productions/Vivendi Universal

Description
Muriel: Konnichiwa, we're here this evening to investigate reports of zombies.
UsaUsa: And it's all because Rhea took away our latest Resident Evil video game.
Muriel: Yeah, she says that we're not old enough to be "playing games with no educational value".
UsaUsa: So we're here to prove that there are such things as zombies so that Rhea will understand why we need to be prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse!
Muriel: Yeah, like it could happen anytime at a theatre near you!
UsaUsa: Anyway, we're going to prove that there are zombies by getting an autograph from Michael Jackson!
Muriel: Yeah, like that'll show her! Like we did watch the Thriller video on YouTube!
UsaUsa: So he's the only zombie we know which is why we came down here.
Muriel: Here being ... where were we again UsaUsa?
UsaUsa: East! The east side of any town gotta have zombies, like East Hollywood, East Detroit, East Oakland, you get the picture? Anything to the "east" has gotta be bad!
Muriel: Yeah, like Washington DC is on the "East Coast". You know the town with all them politicians? A really scary place.
UsaUsa: That's why it's in the District of Columbia as no other State in the Union want to have to anything to do with them!
Muriel: Eh, we're getting off topic ...

UsaUsa: Well yeah, but back on point, that there is a bona fide zombie behind us and we're just about to ask it for directions to Micheal Jackson's house. So go ahead Muriel, go ask her.
Muriel: Why me?
UsaUsa: Cuz you'll be stupid enough to talk to a zombie.
Muriel: Right, ok then ... HEY ... wait one moment ... who you calling stupid again?
UsaUsa: You, like anyone who looks like Minnie Mouse surely can't be all that bright, right?
Muriel: Says the Bugs Bunny lookalike ... you talk to the zombie!
UsaUsa: What makes you think I know the lingo, Einstein?
Muriel: There would be no problem for you given the noises you make when you eat ...
UsaUsa: What noises?
Muriel: *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* and *CENSORED* ...
UsaUsa: Since when did I ever make noises like *CENSORED*, *CENSORED* and *CENSORED*?
Muriel: All the time and in your sleep too!
UsaUsa: Better than you making *CENSORED* sounds when you're in the bathroom ...
Muriel: *CENSORED* you!
UsaUsa: I'm telling Rhea you said that *CENSORED* ...
Muriel: Takes one to know one *CENSORED* ...
UsaUsa: We're getting off topic again, so let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to talk to the zombie over there.
Muriel: You're on sister ... go for it *CENSORED* ...

The rock, paper, scissors duel ends in a draw as both of them cheated.

Fear Alma: What do you two idiots want anyway?
UsaUsa: You do the talking ... I'm not good at communicating with foreigners.
Muriel: OK ... We want to know how to get to Michael Jackson's house.
Fear Alma: Check at the cemetry in the Hollywood Hills ...
Muriel: Why at a cemetry?
Fear Alma: Cuz, may be he's dead?
UsaUsa: Oh wow! Then he's a zombie for real then, right?
Fear Alma: Given the 'medication' he was taking, probably ...
Muriel: Michael Jackson is dead?
Fear Alma: For awhile now, why you haven't heard?
Muriel: Well then, we can tell Rhea that zombies do exists! Eh, you're a zombie too right?
Fear Alma: Yeah, why? You thought I was an actress wearing 20 lbs of make up?
Muriel: You're not going to eat our brains right?
Fear Alma: Only if I wanted a serious case of 'stupid' ...

UsaUsa: Well then, Mission Accomplished! We can go home and get our game back from Rhea!
Muriel: So there you have it folks, zombies do exists and I'm going to tell Rhea you used the *CENSORED* word!
UsaUsa: *CENSORED* little twerp ...

CREDITS
UsaUsa and Muriel: Kanihira
F.E.A.R. Alma: *SachiShirakawa
Alice's House: ~0-0-Alice-0-0
Ruined City: BTA
MME: Adult Shader / SSAO
Rendered in MMD 7.39
Post Effects: Photoshop 7

F.E.A.R. (C) Monolith Productions/Vivendi Universal