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trishna87 — Pride and Prejudice CRACK
Published: 2009-08-23 02:38:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1347; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 7
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Farah: join the party.
Farah: also
Farah: discussing why mr. darcy is every woman's ideal man./
Erica: lol
Farah: cos he is.
Erica: TYPE
Erica: that type
Chris: Again, I think every is an exaggeration
Erica: that every girl loves
Farah: no i kinda what him.
Farah: *want
Farah: he's like..
Erica: ok fien chris
Farah: :3..
Erica: most girls
Farah: chris we saw P&P
Erica: the general population
Farah: was he not like superfine
Erica: hes an asshole at first
Erica: but then you find out hes just damaged
Erica: and has a good heart
Erica: and every girl just like
Farah: X3
Erica: melts for that type of guy
Chris: Lolol
Farah: we all make him that ideal.
Erica: the broken ones
Erica: we love em
Farah: how many iof us hit the target idk
Farah: XD
Chris: Certainly explains why I don't attract women by the droves
Erica: LOL
Farah: LOL
Farah: ur whole..
Farah: but who knows
Farah: maybe SCAD will break you :3
Erica: Haahahah
Farah: lack of ahi tuna will end you.
Erica: lololol
Farah: u''ll feel betrayed by the SCAD cafeteria
Chris: LOL
Farah: and become a cold reserved gentleman
Erica: rofl
Chris: ROFL
Farah: and then meet a girl on campus who can MAKE ahi tuna.
Chris: I don't know how that would work
Farah: but ur coldness will thwart here.
Farah: *her
Farah: till she realises..
Farah: u jst want her ahi tuna.
Erica: but you have to act like a dick to her at first
Erica: and somehow let her find out about a made up past
Erica: that was traumatic
Farah: ahi tuna.
Erica: and she'll be awl
Erica: *wants to fix yooouuu*
Erica: and she'll fall for you
Chris: Roooofllll
Erica: and you'll open up to her
Farah: i will make this scenario work WITH ahi tuna.
Farah: watch this.
Erica: and it will be true lurve
Erica: and then she will make you ahi tuna
Chris: You gals and your motherly instincts
Farah: so basically chris will be the douche on campus.
Farah: "Do you eat at McDonalds Mr. Nance?"
Farah: "not if I can help it."
Erica: LOOL
Erica: yes chris
Erica: be a douche
Erica: have that dark look in your eyes
*got disconnected*
Farah: like miss elizabeth will bewitch you cos she'll bring some fancy dish she made out of a mcd's burger and like worked it.
Farah: and ur gonna fall for her
Farah: but she'll think ur some petty food snob.
Farah: and then she'll meet mr wickham
Farah: who'll be some douche who almost cheated you out of a good ahi tuna meal.
Farah: but he doesnt tell her that.
: The connection to the group conference has been lost.
: You have been disconnected.
Farah: he says u kicked the food out of his hand
*disconnected.. AGAIN T___T*
Chris: and here we are
Chris: once more
Farah: k so lets do this again
Farah: whur was i.
Farah: Oh yeah mr. wickham cheats you out of some good tuna.
Chris: Yes I think it was somewhere around there
Farah: but he doesnt tll miss lizzie that
Farah: he says u kicked hi m to the ground and took his ahi tuna
Farah: so miss lizzie is like a Food SNOB AND A THIEf
Chris: uh huuuh
Farah: but then u know u have one or two nice enconters
Farah: but then she finds out u told your brah at college to not hook up with her bff
Farah: and she thinks its cos ur a dick.
Farah: but u just srsly thought the girl had some other boufriend so told your brah to be all.. homie dont.. she playin you.
Farah: so miss lizzie gets all mad
Chris: ooookwwwy
Chris: okay*
Farah: and ur about to go ask her to dinner
Farah: a dinner date
Farah: and ur like i love you.miss elizabeth.
Farah: most ardently.
Farah: (and your cooking skillz)
Farah: shes like
Farah: huh
Farah: ur like i didnt want to love you.
Farah: but i do.
Farah: shes like oh thaaaaank you. -_-
Farah: for liking me despite what ur better judgement saaays
Farah: ur like nunu i didnt mean that
Farah: (she doesnt know u try to keep the emotions on the DL)
Farah: but shes like ur a jerk faiz nance.
Chris: Are you really going to rewrite the whole story with me in it XD
Farah: and u fucked shit up for my bbfz
Farah: of course.
Farah: ive rewritten disney songs for you
Farah: whats a story.
Chris: Yeeeeeah
Farah: so ur like.. what the efffff.. i thought she had a boiiii back home.
Farah: shes likle NO SHE LIKED YOUR BRAH
Farah: then u insult hr sorrority or something.. but exclude her and her bff
Farah: shes like well EFF YOU.
Farah: ur like.. fine.
Farah: almost kiss but dont...
Farah: and then walk away.. cryptically leave her a letter telling her wickham was a douche who tried to steal ur prized Ahi Tuna.
Farah: and hurt ur sister.
Farah: we can always throw laura into the story.
Farah: but later she's like oh.. oops.
Farah: then shes like visiting texas for some reason and she somehow visits ur house.
Farah: cos like... ur parents know her uncle or smething.
Farah: and her aunt sees a picture of you and goes.. "What a handsome looking man"
Farah: she goes "I dare say he is"
Farah: then she hears some musicz playing from a room, some uh...
Farah: Depeche Mode.
Chris: LOLOL
Farah: yeah opens the door and sees ur sister all chillazing and then u pop in and huggle laura
Farah: she gets all OHSHEET. you see her.
Farah: follow her out
Farah: shes like SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO LIKE CREEP ON YOU
Farah: ur like no thats okay im a professional photo creeper.
Farah: then like u invite them to dinner
Farah: but she gets a txt sayigng her noob younger sister from the sorrority ran away with wickham.
Farah: and shes like OH FUCK i should have WARNED HER.
Farah: then ur like sup chickens?
Farah: shes like Slutfais ran off to Vegas with Wickham.
Farah: ur like.. OHHO. Hmm.. i g2g now.
Farah: then shs like home, where her den mother is like weeping and shit.
Farah: and he bffs and her are trying to be all dont worry :/
Farah: then they get news that.. slutfais was found and being brought home.
Farah: They get home to Savannah and apparently u ninjad wickham into marrying slutffais an making an honest woman out of her.
Farah: the price?
Farah: u had to give him some ahi tuna.
Farah: thn u show up with ur brah
Farah: and ur brah goes all hey lizzies bff.. wanna go steady? :3
Farah: shes like yeaaaaa X3
Chris: .......
Farah: then lizzies all.. >.> .. whut is this i feeeeeel insideeeeee
Farah: and then ur snooty aunt (idfk if u have one.. for the story's purposes you do)
Farah: shows up an tells her to stop free loading on you.
Farah: and that ur meant for greatness and lots of comfort and dont need her sorrority butt.
Farah: she goes.. none of yor business!
Farah: an walks out at dawn.
Farah: and then you appear out of the mist.
Farah: and u guys hold each other :3
Farah: and ur like... i still feel the same... if you will have me?
Farah: (and gimme some ahi tuna.. cos u cook that all meaaaan woman)
Farah: shes like "Lemme get the can of tuna :3 "
Farah: the end.
Chris: wooooow
Farah: :3
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Comments: 17
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMFG you have no idea how much this made me laugh. XD
"Farah: shes like Slutfais ran off to Vegas with Wickham.
Farah: ur like.. OHHO. Hmm.. i g2g now."
Omg, I freaking love this.
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i LOVED reading it!
so funny!!! XD
even though i don't know Chris, it's really funny!!!
coz, he's like the typical, ordinary guy that is just waiting to be broken to be fixed by the girl of his dreams!
that'll be one heck of a story!
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I can't get over the "Do you eat at McDonald's, Mr. Nance?"
"Not if I can help it."
I rolf'd my ass off.
e___e
I can make a mean ahi tuna sammich. *hint hint*
ah no, I'm not single anyways. xD BUT IF THIS GUY IS ANYTHING LIKE MR. DARCY...
Ever heard of "Mr. Darcy's Diaries"?
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if they can do pride and prejudice and zombies >.>
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Then there must be a market for this sort of...
thing.
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Farah: "Do you eat at McDonalds Mr. Nance?"
Farah: "not if I can help it."
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I laughed my head off, then found it and put it back on again. Oh, by the way what's the chances we'll see any of these rewritten Disney songs?
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You can go look at A Whole New Foodworld in my gallery
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