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Trixily — The Fullshrimp Alchemist
Published: 2016-02-17 18:34:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 101; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Yes, internet, I did.The text is from flamingtext.com
The shrimp cocktail pic is from Food Network
Ed's faces are from Google images.
I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.
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Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SUCH A SHORT LITTLE SHRIMP THAT HE'S SEAFOOD FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION?!
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Edward: NYEEEUUGH!!!! *Al holds him back* LEMME AT HER! SHE KEEPS CALLING ME A SHRIMP!
Alphonse: I apologize for my brother, he gets like this sometimes 
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lmao
SHRIMP SHRIMP SHRIMP
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Ed: COULD A SHORT SHRIMP DO THIS?! *transmutes the floor into a giant statue of Godzilla* >
Mustang: And what exactly is going on here, Fullmetal?
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MUSTANG!!!! OMG I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU!!!
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Mustang: Oh, this is terrific! Another fangirl! You're the perfect person to sign this petition I made to send to King Bradley. It is a request to modify the uniforms of all female officers to include TINY MINISKIRTS!
Hawkeye: Colonel, we've been over this before...
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Mustang: Perfect! Now all I must do is deliver this to King Bradley. Come on, Lieutenant!
Hawkeye: Okay, let's go!
Mustang: *suspicious* Strange...normally you wouldn't be so agreeable. Wait a minute!
Not-Hawkeye: How did you catch on so soon, Mustang?!
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Envy: Oh, that human knows me! See, Mustang? No matter what you do, I'll always have more fangirls.
Mustang: *snap* *fries Envy to a crisp*
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noooooooooooooooooooo ENVY!!! YOU DIED!!! 
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Tiny Lizard Envy: Now look what you've done to me, Mustang!! Once I regain my strength I'll-
*Ed puts him in a jar*: Gotcha!
Tiny Lizard Envy: Lemme out! You pathetic human worms don't know who you're dealing with!
Real Hawkeye: When I heard there was a homunculus masquerading as me, I came here as fast as I could. Looks like it's been caught.
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gimme the jar I promise to keep Envy in the jar~
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Hawkeye: I'm afraid that this homunculus is going to have to be taken back to lab 4 for testing. We need to know what these things are capable of.
Envy: *scoots out of jar* You forgot the lid, humans!
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*Mustang reaches for Envy, but the little lizard scurries away down a hall and out of sight*
Mustang: We almost had that disgusting creature! Why'd you let it escape, Fullmetal?!
Edward: ...and can't even walk around without getting squished because he's such a shrimp and...
*Even after a homunculus showed up, he was still busy ranting*
Alphonse: I'm sorry I did not act, Colonel. I had to hold my brother back so he couldn't destroy Kareena.
Hughes: What's all the noise about? Major Armstrong and I could hear you from the third floor!
Mustang: It's nothing, we just let a homunculus escape, Maes.
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