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Kitty: Welcome back to the Masked Toon Singer Season 5, ladies and gentlemen! Last week, we've seen Group A perform their fake heads off, and as you would expect, one of them got sent back to their universe, and it was the Grizzly Bear, who was the Mayor of Metro City himself, Mike Haggar from the Final Fight series.

Stew: Yup. That kinda threw me for a loop there!

Cadence: But it didn't fool me, Terry, and surprisingly Fred, as we each got him right. Now we're tied for first place in the running for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy.

Fred: I knew all that research I did would pay off in spades. Now, I just need to get the contestant from Group B to get eliminated right, and I'll break the tie!

Kitty: Don't get cocky, Freddy boy! But you're right, it IS time for Group B to take the stage! This group consists of Jaguar, Toucan, the Haystacks, and Goblin, and like before, one of them will be eliminated and replaced with this group's Wild Card.

Chick: Oh, I can tell this is gonna be intense!

Isabelle: So, Kitty, what's the clue theme for today?

Kitty: Well, Isabelle, back in the 2000s, Nestle released something called a Wonder Ball, which was basically a chocolate ball that contained a little surprise inside. It's usually a sticker or a bunch of chewy candy.

Terry: Oh, I remember those. They were amazing. ^^

Kitty: So, my husband and I decided to increase the circumference of a standard Wonder Ball, and hid something inside four of them that serves as a clue to each contestants' identity. We called a Chocolate Clue Ball.

Cadence: (not believing what she just heard) You cooking a chocolate product? I don't believe it.

Chick: Me neither. Remember those seafood cookies she made for her co-workers at TUFF?

Kitty: I was trying to forget that moment, chicken legs!

Chick: Sorry, but when you're in the kitchen, things turn into a disaster area!

Terry: Yeah, Kitty. It's true.

Kitty: Can we just get on with the show, and introduce the first contestant of Group B? He's a savage jungle cat who's on the hunt for a spot in the finale, and is ready to pounce at the opportunity to do so. Here to make the fur fly and your heart race, it's the Jaguar!

Jaguar: It's tough being the boss, and even tougher when you're one of eight in a big franchise featuring two mechanical bounty hunters. In fact, I actually got my start working with those hunters in uncovering a virus that made machines go haywire, only to eventually succumb by said virus. When that happened, I joined up with a guy who killed the girlfriend of one of the hunters, and when I faced them again, I got REALLY fired up. During the fight, some spectators claimed that my fighting style was quite similar to a fighter from another franchise that the company I work for worked on. Oh, well. I made feel like a copy now, but once I become King of the Masked Toon Singers, it'll give me a good sense of uniqueness.
Song: "They Don't Care About Us" by Michael Jackson: Michael Jackson-They Don't Care About Us (Lyrics) - YouTube

Kitty: Holy cow! The Jaguar's not backing down!

Cadence: Likewise.

Chick: Yeah, he definitely has that fire burning inside him! It's that fiery determination that makes one go far in this competition!

Fred: Considering the topic of the song he chose, he's really brave, too.

Jaguar: Thanks, fatso. I really had to put my best foot forward to give that song justice.

Fred: You're welcome. I think.

Kitty: Well, I thought it was a powerful performance, Jaguar. I can see you going far in this competition. Now, let's see what's in your Chocolate Clue Ball.

*The TUFF Troopers bring out a giant chocolate ball onto the stage, and they begin to break it open. Once it was opened up, the ball had the head of Loona's Dragon costume from the previous season inside of it.*

Kitty: It's the head of the Dragon from last season.

Terry: Really? 'Cause Loona was the Dragon last season, so maybe it's somebody from Helluva Boss?

Isabelle: (thinking she knows who it is) Maybe it's Vortex, the male hellhound Loona likes so much.

Kitty: Well, whatever you guys are thinking, write it down as your first impression guesses for the Jaguar.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slots)

Kitty: Thank you. Anyway, while the panel's still trying to collect themselves after Jaguar's performance, let's bring in our next contestant in Group B. She's an exotic bird who's walking proof that birds of a feather flock together. Although, would you believe that she comes from the same rain forest as the Jaguar? Must be neighborhood friends or something. Anyway, please give a warm welcome to the Toucan!

Toucan: Alright, here's the brilliantly shiny story of how this bird of paradise got her wings. You see, I'm used to performing in front of big crowds as it was my lifelong dream to become an entertainer just like my mom. But I've never taken part in one where I was dressed up as something I wasn't. Okay, maybe I did one time, but that's besides the point. Anyway, I went on a journey with a hat-wearing guy who just refuses to grow up, and I've made it pretty far in my journey, earning the respect of my peers. I'll probably get even more once I become Queen of the Masked Toon Singers. And, hopefully everyone will stop calling me small. Seriously, will they just quit it?
Song: "Circus" by Britney Spears: Circus - Britney Spears (Lyrics) 🎵 - YouTube

Kitty: Holy smokes! I can tell this character's got experience in performing. 'Cause that was incredible!

Stew: Yeah! I feel like jumping through a ring of fire after this performance!

Cadence: She's gonna be a strong contender this season, I can tell.

Fred: No kiddin'.

Kitty: Yeah. She's gonna be a tough act to follow for sure. Now, it's time to see what the Chocolate Clue Ball has in store for her.

*The TUFF Troopers bring out a giant chocolate ball onto the stage, and they begin to crack it open. Once it was opened up, the ball had a giant stuffed penguin inside.*

Kitty: A penguin? What do you make of THAT, panel?

Terry: Gee. This is a tough one. Maybe it's that otter girl from "The Penguins of Madagascar"?

Chick: You mean Marlene?

Terry: Yeah, that's her!

Cadence: Or maybe it could be someone from "Happy Feet"?

Isabelle: Or "Surf's Up."

Kitty: Well, whatever you're thinking, write it down as your first impression guesses for the Toucan.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Toucan, and putting them in the slots)

Kitty: Thank you kindly. And, while the panel tries to figure out who the Toucan is, let's welcome our next contestants. You heard right. Contestants, as this is a duo. They're two walking piles of horse food who are looking to bail out of this competition. (realizing she might be reading it wrong) Am I reading this right? Oh, whatever. They're the Haystacks, and they're performing next. So, let's give them a nice, warm welcome. ^^

Haystack #1: I'm not gonna lie, these costumes weren't my first choice. I would've preferred something much more glamourous.

Haystack #2: You're always so fashion-conscious. It's high time we dressed up how I wanna.

Haystack #1: Fine, fine. Anything you say. (turns to the camera) As you can tell, my partner and I tend to argue about our wardrobe quite a lot. It's been that way ever since our friend decided to start a band after a bamboo-munching endangered species saw the error of her ways.

Haystack #2: Yeah, and she's been designing so many kooky costumes for our performances. She even dressed up as a chandelier one time!

Haystack #1: Well, excuse me for wanting to look fabulous.

Haystack #2: Sorry. But, I'm not without my own faults. After all, I'm basically the most stubborn of the group. Always working hard, usually from nine to five, and I even designed my partners dressing room for her one time.

Haystack #1: Of course, I had some... ahem... creative input.

Haystack #2: Yeah, you did. So, yeah. We may fight like an old married couple, but in the end, we always have each others' backs. ^^

Haystack #1: That's true. And now, we're aiming high for a shot at being Queens of the Masked Toon Singers!

Haystack: #2: Yup! So, how do ya like THEM apples, huh? ;3
Song: "Rewrite the Stars" by Zac Efron and Zendaya: Zac Efron, Zendaya - Rewrite The Stars (Lyrics / Lyrics Video) - YouTube

Kitty: (getting choked up) Oh my. Who knew Haystacks had such beautiful voices?

Fred: Yeah. It even got me. I can tell there's a chemistry between the two of them.

Isabelle: Of course you would know they have good chemistry, Fred. You fight with Wilma pretty much every day!

Fred: And there goes the moment.

Stew: But that crack didn't take away from how beautiful that performance was. You definitely got my support this season. ^^

Cadence: (listening closely at their voices)

Fred: Uh-oh! Cadence has that look in her eye!

Terry: Yup. She's got a feeling that she's heard the Haystacks sing before.

Cadence: Uh-huh. And you know what THAT usually means!

Chick: It's gotta be someone from her franchise.

Kitty: Well, I'm definitely not telling! But, maybe what's in the Chocolate Clue Ball can shed a bit of light on the subject.

*The TUFF Troopers bring out a giant chocolate ball onto the stage, and they begin to crack it open. Once it was opened up, the ball had some gemstones inside of it.*

Kitty: Gemstones? Did that help, Cadence?

Cadence: I think so.

Isabelle: Maybe it's Ruby and Sapphire from Steven Universe? They're basically a married couple.

Fred: Now, how could Cadence know someone from Steven Universe?

Isabelle: Uh.... I dunno.

Kitty: Well, why don't you guys write down your first impression guesses for the Haystacks, and we'll settle this later, okay?

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Haystacks, and putting them in the slots)

Kitty: Thanks. And while the panel tries to piece together who the Haystacks are, let's bring in the last contestant in Group B. He may be an ugly, bridge-dwelling creature, and he's definitely a menace around spiders, but here, he'll be able to win us over with his voice. He may be here to troll the panel, but don't call him that! Call him the Goblin!

Goblin: Hi, everyone! The Goblin's here to give you a nice, healthy helping of clues! Now, where do I begin? Oh, yeah! I once worked with a short little scientist with delusions of grandeur to recover some crystals millions of years ago, when suddenly this little orange fellow came by, and everything blew up in my face! Literally! Afterwards, I continued to do grunt work for that idiot scientist, even when he decided to create big hulking beasts of burden, until eventually, I retired, and decided to go into the food service industry. Maybe I'll get more patrons when I become King of the Masked Toon Singers, and hopefully get the health department off my tail!
Song: "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash: Should I Stay Or Should I Go~The Clash~Lyrics - YouTube

Kitty: That was great, Goblin! And I hope you stay in regards to the question in your performance.

Fred: Me too! He seems like a great singer!

Isabelle: You probably want to have a sample of what he cooks, don't you?

Fred: What are you getting at?

Isabelle: Oh, nothing. Tee-hee! X3

Cadence: Well, regardless of whether you'll stay or go, you were a great singer, Goblin. I know it's not easy trying to top the previous performances, but you definitely showed what you were capable of!

Chick: Yeah. Although, I can't help but recognize his accent a little bit.

Terry: Oh, boy! Looks like Chick's onto something here!

Stew: He ain't the only one, Terry. 'Cause I am, too.

Kitty: Well, maybe if we look inside the Goblin's Chocolate Clue Ball, guys, it might jog your memory a bit. Bring it in, boys!

*The TUFF Troopers bring out a giant chocolate ball onto the stage, and they begin to crack it open. Once the ball was opened up, there was a big flammable sign inside.*

Kitty: (looking at the sign) Hmmmmmmm. From what I'm seeing, this looks like a flammable sign. Does that ring any bells, you guys?

Chick: Some, but I'm not sure, yet.

Stew: Me too.

Cadence: Well, it could be a Fire Bender from the Avatar franchise.

Fred: Or maybe the Human Torch from Marvel comics.

Kitty: Well, don't just sit there looking stupid. Write 'em down as your first impression guesses for the Goblin.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Goblin, and putting them in the slots)

Kitty: Okay, thanks. Well, that about does it for Group B. Now, it's up to you, folks! Leave a comment below telling which two from Group B should advance to the next round. The singer with the least amount of votes will be unmasked, and sent back to their universe. So, happy voting, everyone!

Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted

Stay rad, all!

The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me

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Kitty: Welcome back to the Masked Toon Singer Season 5, ladies and gentlemen! Last week, we've seen Group A perform their fake heads off, and as you would expect, one of them got sent back to their universe, and it was the Grizzly Bear, who was the Mayor of Metro City himself, Mike Haggar from the Final Fight series.

Stew: Yup. That kinda threw me for a loop there!

Cadence: But it didn't fool me, Terry, and surprisingly Fred, as we each got him right. Now we're tied for first place in the running for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy.

Fred: I knew all that research I did would pay off in spades. Now, I just need to get the contestant from Group B to get eliminated right, and I'll break the tie!

Kitty: Don't get cocky, Freddy boy! But you're right, it IS time for Group B to take the stage! This group consists of Jaguar, Toucan, the Haystacks, and Goblin, and like before, one of them will be eliminated and replaced with this group's Wild Card.

Chick: Oh, I can tell this is gonna be intense!

Isabelle: So, Kitty, what's the clue theme for today?

Kitty: Well, Isabelle, back in the 2000s, Nestle released something called a Wonder Ball, which was basically a chocolate ball that contained a little surprise inside. It's usually a sticker or a bunch of chewy candy.

Terry: Oh, I remember those. They were amazing. ^^

Kitty: So, my husband and I decided to increase the circumference of a standard Wonder Ball, and hid something inside four of them that serves as a clue to each contestants' identity. We called a Chocolate Clue Ball.

Cadence: (not believing what she just heard) You cooking a chocolate product? I don't believe it.

Chick: Me neither. Remember those seafood cookies she made for her co-workers at TUFF?

Kitty: I was trying to forget that moment, chicken legs!

Chick: Sorry, but when you're in the kitchen, things turn into a disaster area!

Terry: Yeah, Kitty. It's true.

Kitty: Can we just get on with the show, and introduce the first contestant of Group B? He's a savage jungle cat who's on the hunt for a spot in the finale, and is ready to pounce at the opportunity to do so. Here to make the fur fly and your heart race, it's the Jaguar!

Jaguar: It's tough being the boss, and even tougher when you're one of eight in a big franchise featuring two mechanical bounty hunters. In fact, I actually got my start working with those hunters in uncovering a virus that made machines go haywire, only to eventually succumb by said virus. When that happened, I joined up with a guy who killed the girlfriend of one of the hunters, and when I faced them again, I got REALLY fired up. During the fight, some spectators claimed that my fighting style was quite similar to a fighter from another franchise that the company I work for worked on. Oh, well. I made feel like a copy now, but once I become King of the Masked Toon Singers, it'll give me a good sense of uniqueness.
Song: "They Don't Care About Us" by Michael Jackson: Michael Jackson-They Don't Care About Us (Lyrics) - YouTube

Kitty: Holy cow! The Jaguar's not backing down!

Cadence: Likewise.

Chick: Yeah, he definitely has that fire burning inside him! It's that fiery determination that makes one go far in this competition!

Fred: Considering the topic of the song he chose, he's really brave, too.

Jaguar: Thanks, fatso. I really had to put my best foot forward to give that song justice.

Fred: You're welcome. I think.

Kitty: Well, I thought it was a powerful performance, Jaguar. I can see you going far in this competition. Now, let's see what's in your Chocolate Clue Ball.

*The TUFF Troopers bring out a giant chocolate ball onto the stage, and they begin to break it open. Once it was opened up, the ball had the head of Loona's Dragon costume from the previous season inside of it.*

Kitty: It's the head of the Dragon from last season.

Terry: Really? 'Cause Loona was the Dragon last season, so maybe it's somebody from Helluva Boss?

Isabelle: (thinking she knows who it is) Maybe it's Vortex, the male hellhound Loona likes so much.

Kitty: Well, whatever you guys are thinking, write it down as your first impression guesses for the Jaguar.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slots)

Kitty: Thank you. Anyway, while the panel's still trying to collect themselves after Jaguar's performance, let's bring in our next contestant in Group B. She's an exotic bird who's walking proof that birds of a feather flock together. Although, would you believe that she comes from the same rain forest as the Jaguar? Must be neighborhood friends or something. Anyway, please give a warm welcome to the Toucan!

Toucan: Alright, here's the brilliantly shiny story of how this bird of paradise got her wings. You see, I'm used to performing in front of big crowds as it was my lifelong dream to become an entertainer just like my mom. But I've never taken part in one where I was dressed up as something I wasn't. Okay, maybe I did one time, but that's besides the point. Anyway, I went on a journey with a hat-wearing guy who just refuses to grow up, and I've made it pretty far in my journey, earning the respect of my peers. I'll probably get even more once I become Queen of the Masked Toon Singers. And, hopefully everyone will stop calling me small. Seriously, will they just quit it?
Song: "Circus" by Britney Spears: Circus - Britney Spears (Lyrics) 🎵 - YouTube

Kitty: Holy smokes! I can tell this character's got experience in performing. 'Cause that was incredible!

Stew: Yeah! I feel like jumping through a ring of fire after this performance!

Cadence: She's gonna be a strong contender this season, I can tell.

Fred: No kiddin'.

Kitty: Yeah. She's gonna be a tough act to follow for sure. Now, it's time to see what the Chocolate Clue Ball has in store for her.

*The TUFF Troopers bring out a giant chocolate ball onto the stage, and they begin to crack it open. Once it was opened up, the ball had a giant stuffed penguin inside.*

Kitty: A penguin? What do you make of THAT, panel?

Terry: Gee. This is a tough one. Maybe it's that otter girl from "The Penguins of Madagascar"?

Chick: You mean Marlene?

Terry: Yeah, that's her!

Cadence: Or maybe it could be someone from "Happy Feet"?

Isabelle: Or "Surf's Up."

Kitty: Well, whatever you're thinking, write it down as your first impression guesses for the Toucan.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Toucan, and putting them in the slots)

Kitty: Thank you kindly. And, while the panel tries to figure out who the Toucan is, let's welcome our next contestants. You heard right. Contestants, as this is a duo. They're two walking piles of horse food who are looking to bail out of this competition. (realizing she might be reading it wrong) Am I reading this right? Oh, whatever. They're the Haystacks, and they're performing next. So, let's give them a nice, warm welcome. ^^

Haystack #1: I'm not gonna lie, these costumes weren't my first choice. I would've preferred something much more glamourous.

Haystack #2: You're always so fashion-conscious. It's high time we dressed up how I wanna.

Haystack #1: Fine, fine. Anything you say. (turns to the camera) As you can tell, my partner and I tend to argue about our wardrobe quite a lot. It's been that way ever since our friend decided to start a band after a bamboo-munching endangered species saw the error of her ways.

Haystack #2: Yeah, and she's been designing so many kooky costumes for our performances. She even dressed up as a chandelier one time!

Haystack #1: Well, excuse me for wanting to look fabulous.

Haystack #2: Sorry. But, I'm not without my own faults. After all, I'm basically the most stubborn of the group. Always working hard, usually from nine to five, and I even designed my partners dressing room for her one time.

Haystack #1: Of course, I had some... ahem... creative input.

Haystack #2: Yeah, you did. So, yeah. We may fight like an old married couple, but in the end, we always have each others' backs. ^^

Haystack #1: That's true. And now, we're aiming high for a shot at being Queens of the Masked Toon Singers!

Haystack: #2: Yup! So, how do ya like THEM apples, huh? ;3
Song: "Rewrite the Stars" by Zac Efron and Zendaya: Zac Efron, Zendaya - Rewrite The Stars (Lyrics / Lyrics Video) - YouTube

Kitty: (getting choked up) Oh my. Who knew Haystacks had such beautiful voices?

Fred: Yeah. It even got me. I can tell there's a chemistry between the two of them.

Isabelle: Of course you would know they have good chemistry, Fred. You fight with Wilma pretty much every day!

Fred: And there goes the moment.

Stew: But that crack didn't take away from how beautiful that performance was. You definitely got my support this season. ^^

Cadence: (listening closely at their voices)

Fred: Uh-oh! Cadence has that look in her eye!

Terry: Yup. She's got a feeling that she's heard the Haystacks sing before.

Cadence: Uh-huh. And you know what THAT usually means!

Chick: It's gotta be someone from her franchise.

Kitty: Well, I'm definitely not telling! But, maybe what's in the Chocolate Clue Ball can shed a bit of light on the subject.

*The TUFF Troopers bring out a giant chocolate ball onto the stage, and they begin to crack it open. Once it was opened up, the ball had some gemstones inside of it.*

Kitty: Gemstones? Did that help, Cadence?

Cadence: I think so.

Isabelle: Maybe it's Ruby and Sapphire from Steven Universe? They're basically a married couple.

Fred: Now, how could Cadence know someone from Steven Universe?

Isabelle: Uh.... I dunno.

Kitty: Well, why don't you guys write down your first impression guesses for the Haystacks, and we'll settle this later, okay?

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Haystacks, and putting them in the slots)

Kitty: Thanks. And while the panel tries to piece together who the Haystacks are, let's bring in the last contestant in Group B. He may be an ugly, bridge-dwelling creature, and he's definitely a menace around spiders, but here, he'll be able to win us over with his voice. He may be here to troll the panel, but don't call him that! Call him the Goblin!

Goblin: Hi, everyone! The Goblin's here to give you a nice, healthy helping of clues! Now, where do I begin? Oh, yeah! I once worked with a short little scientist with delusions of grandeur to recover some crystals millions of years ago, when suddenly this little orange fellow came by, and everything blew up in my face! Literally! Afterwards, I continued to do grunt work for that idiot scientist, even when he decided to create big hulking beasts of burden, until eventually, I retired, and decided to go into the food service industry. Maybe I'll get more patrons when I become King of the Masked Toon Singers, and hopefully get the health department off my tail!
Song: "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash: Should I Stay Or Should I Go~The Clash~Lyrics - YouTube

Kitty: That was great, Goblin! And I hope you stay in regards to the question in your performance.

Fred: Me too! He seems like a great singer!

Isabelle: You probably want to have a sample of what he cooks, don't you?

Fred: What are you getting at?

Isabelle: Oh, nothing. Tee-hee! X3

Cadence: Well, regardless of whether you'll stay or go, you were a great singer, Goblin. I know it's not easy trying to top the previous performances, but you definitely showed what you were capable of!

Chick: Yeah. Although, I can't help but recognize his accent a little bit.

Terry: Oh, boy! Looks like Chick's onto something here!

Stew: He ain't the only one, Terry. 'Cause I am, too.

Kitty: Well, maybe if we look inside the Goblin's Chocolate Clue Ball, guys, it might jog your memory a bit. Bring it in, boys!

*The TUFF Troopers bring out a giant chocolate ball onto the stage, and they begin to crack it open. Once the ball was opened up, there was a big flammable sign inside.*

Kitty: (looking at the sign) Hmmmmmmm. From what I'm seeing, this looks like a flammable sign. Does that ring any bells, you guys?

Chick: Some, but I'm not sure, yet.

Stew: Me too.

Cadence: Well, it could be a Fire Bender from the Avatar franchise.

Fred: Or maybe the Human Torch from Marvel comics.

Kitty: Well, don't just sit there looking stupid. Write 'em down as your first impression guesses for the Goblin.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Goblin, and putting them in the slots)

Kitty: Okay, thanks. Well, that about does it for Group B. Now, it's up to you, folks! Leave a comment below telling which two from Group B should advance to the next round. The singer with the least amount of votes will be unmasked, and sent back to their universe. So, happy voting, everyone!

Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted

Stay rad, all!

The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me