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i don't need a man to make me happy but malcolm is an exception
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pat and mal share one brain cell and it's pat's
mal is the little spoon
pat has no idea what he would do if malcolm shaved his beard
malcolm's into astronomy; every night before they go to bed, he takes pat out to see the stars and constellations
pat's into skincare so another thing they do before going to bed is putting on face masks (they just don't wake up and look like that)
pat no longer dances to the smiths naked. alone.
motorcycle rides!! courtesy of malcolm