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Description
HE FUCKIN BACCCCCCCCCCK

WARNING: CLARENCE'S BIO CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS SUCH AS DRUG USE, PROFANITY, AND SEXUAL THEMES. IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY ANY OF THESE, PLEASE DO NOT READ.

"Yo, my name is Clarence and I'm fucking awesome."

[ Name ]: Clarence Vai'Soon

[ Age ]: Appears 25, is actually 30

[ Gender/Sex ]: Male

[ Height ]: 6'5"

[ Species of Tibumeru ]: Great White Shark/Moray Eel/Electric Eel

[ Sexual Orientation ]: Straight as a mo'fucker

[ Relationship Status ]: Taken

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Personality:  || Asshole || Fuckboy || Crude || Obnoxious || Provocative || Selfish ||

"You know, if I had to describe my personality in a few words I'd probably have to say that I'm fucking great and y'all should be my friend. Unless you're a fuckin asshole and then Imma have to fuck your shit up, bitch. People fuckin love me, theres no denying that, but man sometimes little kids all wanna get up in my shit like, 'hey lets go play on the playground- push me on the swings' Bro, do you even fucking know who I am? I just turned fuckin 30- how the fuck do think I'm going to fit my big ass on that tiny fucking jungle gym? Imma fucking crush that shit with just my tail, for fucks sake- come back when you're older or something then maybe we can smoke some dope behind the shed in your parents backyard- ey don't tell them about that But yeah, hit me up with your number but only if you're hot okay? I dont want a bunch of ugly ass bitches clogging up my contacts list."

[ Background ]:   [LOCKED]

[ Likes/Dislikes ]:

♡ Rocking the ganja
♡ His bong collection
♡ Potato chips
♡ Vandalism
♡ Sex
♡ Titties
♡ Porn
♡ Lotsa weed
♡ Dead Space franchise
♡ Drugs
♡ Blowing shit up
♡ Liz the bae
♡ Coiling shit with his tail

✘ Running low on weed
✘ Hangovers
✘ Cockblockers
✘ Being hungry
✘ Witches
✘ Accidentally sitting on his balls

[ Abilities/Skills ]:

TBA

[ Theme Song(s) ]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMDgAe…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=34aCdQ…

[ Voice Claim ]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbMNh7…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW-2t…

[ Additional Information ]:

He has a cross between a Brooklyn and a Jersey accent

His tail is very long, almost triple his height and is prehensile. He often uses it to pick things up or trip people. His favorite is coiling his girlfriend so she cant escape when she tries to get out of bed.

His gills are located on the sides of his neck by his shoulders. There are two slits on each side, four total. He doesn't use them when above land, but if he were to dive underwater, he would have to take his shirt off in order to breath, or wear a tank top.

Clarence cannot swim. He just sinks, so he's always walking along the bottom if its necessary to traverse through the water. He will only ask for help if absolutely necessary

His nipples are pierced.

[Relationships:]

= INDIFFERENT "Eh not really sure 'bout you yet."
= SUSPICIOUS "Bro, I dont trust you."
= HATE "Get the fuck out of my face-"
= EXTREME HATRED "TIME TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER."
= LIKE "They seem pretty cool."
= CRUSH "Aw shit, I'm getting a boner."
= LOVE "Heart eyes motherfucker"
= FAMILY "Couldn't live without 'em!"
= FRIEND "EYYYY MAH N***A."
= DISLIKE "Yeah I ain't about that shit."
= DATING/IN RELATIONSHIP WITH "Das my girl."

Marshall Valiuum (biological brother) "Aw man, my little bro! Love this guy to fuckin death. Don't fuck with him or I'll fuck you up."

Elizabeth Silent-Koi (girlfriend) "Don't think I could have ever been blessed with a more beautiful and perfect girlfriend. Love you so much, babe "

Epic McFucksauce Valiuum (pet crab) "YEA MY LITTLE MAN! Best fucking crab a chump like me could ever ask for. He fought in the Crustacean War of '97 and diagnosed with PTSD, poor little bro. He practically glued that AK 47 to his claw."

Janik Bunlie (surrogate mother) "Man the ol' bitch tried to pretend like she didn' remember me, but I sure showed her. I called you "mom" for five FUCKING YEARS- REMEMBER YOUR OWN GODSON FOR FUCKS SAKE- for real tho, she kicks ass and I love the old hag to death. I know she smokes weed "

Annabelle Kouriander (close friend) "Ahh Annabelle, the little squirt- I remember when I dropkicked her pumpkin off a cliff and she got all mad and shit. Good times- but she like a little sister to me and same goes for Marsh, you fuck with her, you fuck with me."

Ray NotDamien (acquaintance) (??) "I grabbed him by the suspenders and threw his ass over my back like a backpack once. That was funny as shit."

Camri NotDamien (acquaintance) "I remember that guy... Epic McFucksauce danced for him once. That was before he got all fucked up..."

Crow NotDamien (friend??) "AW SHIT DUDE THIS MO'FUCKER TOOK COVER BEHIND MY ASS WHEN THOSE RAIDERS SHOWED UP AND I JUST STOLE A FRESH BAG OF POTATO CHIPS- I think he thought I was a dragon or some shit and could protect him??"

Tetra reinore (acquaintance) "I secretly wanted to bang her for a long time..."

Ryann Silent-Koi (friend) "Ey Ryann. I'm fucking your daughter "

Clarence © Valiuum

Description
HE FUCKIN BACCCCCCCCCCK

WARNING: CLARENCE'S BIO CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS SUCH AS DRUG USE, PROFANITY, AND SEXUAL THEMES. IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY ANY OF THESE, PLEASE DO NOT READ.

"Yo, my name is Clarence and I'm fucking awesome."

[ Name ]: Clarence Vai'Soon

[ Age ]: Appears 25, is actually 30

[ Gender/Sex ]: Male

[ Height ]: 6'5"

[ Species of Tibumeru ]: Great White Shark/Moray Eel/Electric Eel

[ Sexual Orientation ]: Straight as a mo'fucker

[ Relationship Status ]: Taken

-------

Personality:  || Asshole || Fuckboy || Crude || Obnoxious || Provocative || Selfish ||

"You know, if I had to describe my personality in a few words I'd probably have to say that I'm fucking great and y'all should be my friend. Unless you're a fuckin asshole and then Imma have to fuck your shit up, bitch. People fuckin love me, theres no denying that, but man sometimes little kids all wanna get up in my shit like, 'hey lets go play on the playground- push me on the swings' Bro, do you even fucking know who I am? I just turned fuckin 30- how the fuck do think I'm going to fit my big ass on that tiny fucking jungle gym? Imma fucking crush that shit with just my tail, for fucks sake- come back when you're older or something then maybe we can smoke some dope behind the shed in your parents backyard- ey don't tell them about that But yeah, hit me up with your number but only if you're hot okay? I dont want a bunch of ugly ass bitches clogging up my contacts list."

[ Background ]:   [LOCKED]

[ Likes/Dislikes ]:

♡ Rocking the ganja
♡ His bong collection
♡ Potato chips
♡ Vandalism
♡ Sex
♡ Titties
♡ Porn
♡ Lotsa weed
♡ Dead Space franchise
♡ Drugs
♡ Blowing shit up
♡ Liz the bae
♡ Coiling shit with his tail

✘ Running low on weed
✘ Hangovers
✘ Cockblockers
✘ Being hungry
✘ Witches
✘ Accidentally sitting on his balls

[ Abilities/Skills ]:

TBA

[ Theme Song(s) ]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMDgAe…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=34aCdQ…

[ Voice Claim ]:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbMNh7…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjW-2t…

[ Additional Information ]:

He has a cross between a Brooklyn and a Jersey accent

His tail is very long, almost triple his height and is prehensile. He often uses it to pick things up or trip people. His favorite is coiling his girlfriend so she cant escape when she tries to get out of bed.

His gills are located on the sides of his neck by his shoulders. There are two slits on each side, four total. He doesn't use them when above land, but if he were to dive underwater, he would have to take his shirt off in order to breath, or wear a tank top.

Clarence cannot swim. He just sinks, so he's always walking along the bottom if its necessary to traverse through the water. He will only ask for help if absolutely necessary

His nipples are pierced.

[Relationships:]

= INDIFFERENT "Eh not really sure 'bout you yet."
= SUSPICIOUS "Bro, I dont trust you."
= HATE "Get the fuck out of my face-"
= EXTREME HATRED "TIME TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER."
= LIKE "They seem pretty cool."
= CRUSH "Aw shit, I'm getting a boner."
= LOVE "Heart eyes motherfucker"
= FAMILY "Couldn't live without 'em!"
= FRIEND "EYYYY MAH N***A."
= DISLIKE "Yeah I ain't about that shit."
= DATING/IN RELATIONSHIP WITH "Das my girl."

Marshall Valiuum (biological brother) "Aw man, my little bro! Love this guy to fuckin death. Don't fuck with him or I'll fuck you up."

Elizabeth Silent-Koi (girlfriend) "Don't think I could have ever been blessed with a more beautiful and perfect girlfriend. Love you so much, babe "

Epic McFucksauce Valiuum (pet crab) "YEA MY LITTLE MAN! Best fucking crab a chump like me could ever ask for. He fought in the Crustacean War of '97 and diagnosed with PTSD, poor little bro. He practically glued that AK 47 to his claw."

Janik Bunlie (surrogate mother) "Man the ol' bitch tried to pretend like she didn' remember me, but I sure showed her. I called you "mom" for five FUCKING YEARS- REMEMBER YOUR OWN GODSON FOR FUCKS SAKE- for real tho, she kicks ass and I love the old hag to death. I know she smokes weed "

Annabelle Kouriander (close friend) "Ahh Annabelle, the little squirt- I remember when I dropkicked her pumpkin off a cliff and she got all mad and shit. Good times- but she like a little sister to me and same goes for Marsh, you fuck with her, you fuck with me."

Ray NotDamien (acquaintance) (??) "I grabbed him by the suspenders and threw his ass over my back like a backpack once. That was funny as shit."

Camri NotDamien (acquaintance) "I remember that guy... Epic McFucksauce danced for him once. That was before he got all fucked up..."

Crow NotDamien (friend??) "AW SHIT DUDE THIS MO'FUCKER TOOK COVER BEHIND MY ASS WHEN THOSE RAIDERS SHOWED UP AND I JUST STOLE A FRESH BAG OF POTATO CHIPS- I think he thought I was a dragon or some shit and could protect him??"

Tetra reinore (acquaintance) "I secretly wanted to bang her for a long time..."

Ryann Silent-Koi (friend) "Ey Ryann. I'm fucking your daughter "

Clarence © Valiuum