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Published: 2008-05-09 16:34:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 4081; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 24
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Description This is for 's Illicit Activities contest. :B I had SO many ideas for it, but somehow this was the one that made it onto paper xD;; Oops. PROSTITUTION IS ILLEGAL. In most places. :B Aaand there you go. I won't be here this weekend, so I had to submit it now, and that is why my shading is a wee bit shoddy in some places that I won't point out, or else everyone will look at them.

Wanda is sort of pimping them xD;; Pietro and Lance probably get the most customers, so that's why they are in the center with her. And WHO IS THAT MYSTERY CUSTOMER?? I think I was being a little retarded when I drew this. Oh, and that is supposed to be a hand with money in it in the bottom right, but it looks a little wonky now that I re-squint at it.

Aaand I DON'T own X-Men: Evolution. :3

~Valoofle
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uchihasiblings13 [2014-04-25 08:25:59 +0000 UTC]

$1,000 for Todd!! >:3 I`d pay anything for that cute Toad! XD

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Bluetee1 [2013-12-11 07:15:54 +0000 UTC]

Toad!!!! here take my wallet i dont care if thats $10 or $185 int there just give me ToadΒ 

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Nami14 [2011-12-22 20:09:16 +0000 UTC]

I'll give you $100 for Toad

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nightcrawlerfan136 [2011-07-07 03:42:52 +0000 UTC]

Lance. Pietro just looks too much like a lady. Now Lance is badass so I'd go for him in a heartbeat. Sorry, Pryde but I'm coming through. You had your chance.

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Sailorlily [2011-06-02 21:01:06 +0000 UTC]

omg looks like Scott :L

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BlueTurmoil [2010-09-02 23:17:43 +0000 UTC]

Hm. Now I know where they got the money. But if they need anymore I will put down 300 hundred for Lance and Pietro!

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Mistypelt45 [2010-04-21 13:34:26 +0000 UTC]

The mystery cusotmer looks like... me! (Lolz) I would pick Pietro.

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Mistypelt45 [2010-04-21 13:33:06 +0000 UTC]

The mystery customer looks like.. me! (Lolz)I would def. pick Pietro

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XxDreamsToRealityxX [2009-09-20 03:21:41 +0000 UTC]

looks like scott holding the money and I'd SO buy toad!but I don't even think you NEED to pay him.

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writingsmylife [2009-08-05 13:50:21 +0000 UTC]

I'll take, in this order, the one with abnormably long green tong, the fast one and the brunet with the slight blush XD Love it! Todd, Pietro and Lance are the best guys ever thought up, along with Gambit (from the old show) and Pyro (from evo)!

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EddieSketti [2008-05-13 02:42:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! This is too funny! All the expressions!

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Valoofle In reply to EddieSketti [2008-05-13 03:47:16 +0000 UTC]

Heee, thank you !!

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EddieSketti In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-13 03:52:05 +0000 UTC]

The poses, too. Pure win. Poor Lance...xD Love the way Todd has absolutely no regrets.

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Dendraica [2008-05-12 21:11:21 +0000 UTC]

Lance blushing is win. (Maybe because the customer is Scott? XD) Love how everyone but Pietro is totally freaked. XD; Beautiful work!

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Valoofle In reply to Dendraica [2008-05-13 03:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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JCRobin [2008-05-12 20:58:49 +0000 UTC]

LMMFAO! LOVE IT! Lance's face is AWESOME! Makes me want to rape him! This is totally teh win in my book

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rainrach In reply to JCRobin [2008-05-13 12:35:25 +0000 UTC]

Get in line >O

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Valoofle In reply to JCRobin [2008-05-13 03:50:05 +0000 UTC]

Hee, Lance's face was my favorite to do here xD Thanks! !

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rainrach [2008-05-12 14:43:19 +0000 UTC]

You gotta pay the bills somehow, right? Total . Freddy looks SO uncomfortable, like he's going to break down in the middle of it and go "I can't! I just can't! I have too much dignity!" Todd, however, has no dignity at all. XD He's like "...shoulders back, chest out, just like Wanda does it." XD Ohhh hilarious. I also like how Pietro and Wanda are all like this is their JOB, this is what they were BORN TO DO. Wanda totally looks like their pimp too. And Lance is all, "oh G-d I'm so exposed ."

Lovely! And one heckuva an entry! GOOD LUCK!

(I think the Mystery Customer is Scott too...Jean's just not puttin' out again.)

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Valoofle In reply to rainrach [2008-05-13 03:55:48 +0000 UTC]

xD YUP. Thanks so much !!

for the mystery customer xD

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ChrissyKP [2008-05-11 04:02:24 +0000 UTC]

Awww, poor Lance looks SO uncomfortable. Then Pietro's all in his glory...I could totally see him as a prostitute, maybe not a streetwalker, but one of those "escorts"

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Valoofle In reply to ChrissyKP [2008-05-13 03:41:59 +0000 UTC]

Lance has probably been picked too many times for him to even begin to feel comfortable anymore in that setting xD;; Him and Pietro probably get almost all the business if Wanda is pimping them out.

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animatedG1 [2008-05-10 13:29:42 +0000 UTC]

I give you 50 bucks for Todd!!!!This made me smile.

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Valoofle In reply to animatedG1 [2008-05-13 03:39:24 +0000 UTC]

WHOO HIGH ROLLER! Heee, thanks!

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animatedG1 In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-14 01:18:21 +0000 UTC]

Todd is worth it as Lance and Pietro. Now a Kurt in a skirt will leave me bankruped

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Suchtel [2008-05-10 07:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Yummy.
I want them all.

This reminds me of the song of Cobra Starship
>rostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)<
One of the best songs I've ever heard.

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Valoofle In reply to Suchtel [2008-05-13 03:38:58 +0000 UTC]

xD That sounds like an awesome song.

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Suchtel In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-13 14:07:30 +0000 UTC]

you can listen to it on youtube
here is the link if you want to

[link]

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BlazeRocket In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-13 03:51:26 +0000 UTC]

D:< How do you not know Cobra Starship?!

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Valoofle In reply to BlazeRocket [2008-05-13 04:01:03 +0000 UTC]

I have lived a sheltered life? 6.6

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BlazeRocket In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-13 04:48:36 +0000 UTC]

You're the kind of girl I'd take home to mom if my Mama was dead. ~<3

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Suchtel In reply to BlazeRocket [2008-05-13 14:06:44 +0000 UTC]

"Damn you look good and I'm Drunk!"

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razzie27 [2008-05-10 05:14:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah, it looks like Scott to me, that mysterious customer, but I'm probably failing!

Haaa, I want Lance, Todd, Pietro, then Wanda, in that order.

Freddy can go ride a unicorn.

x3!

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Valoofle In reply to razzie27 [2008-05-13 03:37:10 +0000 UTC]

I would pay to watch them do things to one another xP

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razzie27 In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-15 18:13:46 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah! That gives me an idea. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! >3

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DarknessArts [2008-05-10 00:43:12 +0000 UTC]

Pietro would be a wonderful prostitute I think. XD

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Valoofle In reply to DarknessArts [2008-05-13 03:34:05 +0000 UTC]

xD Indeed he would!

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Hanahakk [2008-05-09 20:16:19 +0000 UTC]

It's the Scott, protecting law by zapping people to death!

...That sounded saner in my head. Anyways, that's so awesome for crayons! Wait.. those are crayons, right?

I love how *some* of them are enjoying it. 8D

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Valoofle In reply to Hanahakk [2008-05-13 03:32:08 +0000 UTC]

Yup, crayons and colored penisl Thanks!

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Valoofle In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-13 03:32:45 +0000 UTC]

OMFG I MEANT PENCILS xD;;; OH MY CRAP.

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rainrach In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-13 12:33:55 +0000 UTC]

I was like, "Why VAL! "




...dirty girl. XD

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betterthanlegos In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-13 03:35:57 +0000 UTC]

VALOOFLE I LOVE YOU

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Valoofle In reply to betterthanlegos [2008-05-13 04:07:25 +0000 UTC]

xD;;

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BlazeRocket [2008-05-09 18:27:59 +0000 UTC]

LOOKS LIKE SCOOTER TO ME.

Lawl XD

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Valoofle In reply to BlazeRocket [2008-05-13 03:35:43 +0000 UTC]

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ladylovey [2008-05-09 17:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Please don't tell me that 'Mystery customer' Is Erik...? 0.o
(If not i fail, i fail hard [for now])

OR...IS IT REMY....

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Valoofle In reply to ladylovey [2008-05-13 03:30:32 +0000 UTC]

xDD OH GOSH THAT WOULD KILL ME IF IT WAS ERIK.

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ladylovey In reply to Valoofle [2008-05-14 19:26:26 +0000 UTC]

Ok.. now that i down back and look at it, the area arounf thee eyes seems darker, maybe in place of specs,..so i think i may go with the girls on this one and say it may be Scott..

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Valoofle In reply to ladylovey [2008-05-15 06:03:07 +0000 UTC]

xD Heehee, well it can be whoever you want it to be-- I like to let people use their imaginations on my art xP It can even be MYSTIQUE!! !

xD But originally, yes, I intended it to be Scott.

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twbasketcase [2008-05-09 16:57:53 +0000 UTC]

It would be really awesome if the mystery customer was Paul, I think.

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