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Published: 2012-07-11 21:27:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 2847; Favourites: 90; Downloads: 12
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and assorted useless ephemera that I don't know what to do with.For the science one, well, there are two options here-the first one is obviously a closer thing from the original line, and then I kind of reconsidered, and maybe the second one is closer to the actual spirit of science, but then it's less obvious where it comes from, sooooooooooooooo you can have both. For free. For absolutely nothing. For just the energy it takes to scrape your eyeballs along the screen to look at them. And two versions of the world's happiest Tesseract.
Also Loki appreciating culture and some Hawkeye nonsense, which is like regular nonsense but can kill you with its brain. Using its arrows, which it directs using its brain, via processing of visual information that gets in through the holes in its face called eyes.
Wimbledon is infinitely improved if you imagine that every time they have to consult the goal-line (tram-line, whatever it is in tennis) technology system 'Hawk-eye', it's actually just Barton on holiday being an ass.
Characters (c) Marvel
Sorry Marvel.
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I know I've said this before, but good lord can you make me laugh! I love the odd tangents into insanity because (don't tell anyone) *stage whisper* I see the crazy too. . . . . I think it's just an odd side affect of being of a creative persuasion or being a thinking human, to wonder just what does Barton do on vacation? I think he makes jello molds.
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THIS. Is lovely. And really funny.
And I feel like putting the "science" ones and the one with Loki and Shakespeare ALL OVER MY LIFE.
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Thank you!
If you do put them ALL OVER YOUR LIFE, make sure you leave space for you to breathe. XD
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never tell Marvel sorry. You can tell them they're welcome. I want that Hawkeye nonsense on a t shirt.
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Get in my favorites! I love that last one, it's my favorite. You should turn that into a t-shirt.
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Oooh, happy little Tess!
And I can totally see why Loki loves his Shakespeare.
As for Hawkeye ... I feel so exposed right now
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XD hawkeye at Wimbledon made me fall off the chair!!Haha xD
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What if whatever it was I did was in Seattle? Hypothetically. If I were to do something. Which I did not.
Slightly less impressive, tho, when he was right across the street - I mean if! If he was right across the street.
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Then may Seattle forgive you.
For whatever it was.
Might of been.
If it had even happened.
Which it clearly didn't.
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Well it CERTAINLY did not involve a bucket of fish-heads, a herd of cattle, and a jar of mayonnaise. Nope, no sirree.
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"Wimbledon is infinitely improved if you imagine that every time they have to consult the goal-line (tram-line, whatever it is in tennis) technology system 'Hawk-eye', it's actually just Barton on holiday being an ass."
With strawberries (obviously)!
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ALL the strawberries one can buy on the huge expenses account provided by SHIELD.
So, about two then.
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Love it!!!
Hawkeye would be the best linesman ever!
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Although he might get a bit shooty if someone questioned his judgement....
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World's Happiest Tesseract looks like it should be a stuffed toy and I want one
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Now you mention it, so do I...
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Well, I thought if regional delicacies like, say, dumplings [link] can be adorable and cuddly companions, so can power sources from outer space
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Of course! How could I forget?
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Oh whoops- did I link you to that before? XD
You could use a fluffy Tesseract as a car decoration, instead of the more traditional dice.
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No, but they're sold over here, too
Perhaps one could manufacture their own fluffy happy Tesseract (and send one to Stellan Skarsgaard)
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That's ok then- I tend to be a bit link happy with stuff and I forget who I've spammed before.
Yeah... and he'd be really confused, but hopefully a little bit touched.
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I love the way you draw these guys. What made you think of those designs?
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They started out as the world's most bobble headed stick figures (for Batman stuff), with all the 'detail' in the face to make it clear who it was. And then they just got more detailed and stylised the more I drew them.
Originally, they were just simple to get the idea across without taxing my limited artistic ability
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XD Loki has all the Shakespeare feels
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The funniest part is that it's canon in the comics too.
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He quotes Shakespeare sometimes in Thor comics. Most notably Simonson's run, where he says "Alas, poor Balder- I knew him, Horatio" when he's talking to himself about Balder the Brave.
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haha for some reason the last one made me laugh my chamomile tea up my nose...how have i neer noticed that before lol
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I only noticed it after Avengers
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Dr. S and Tess, so happy together, no matter what philosophy they're leaning towards that day.
Dramatic Loki is very dramatic.
True Fact: Hawkeye has better vision than Superman. Failing that, he can shoot circles around Green Arrow and his punching glove gags.
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Science is indeed flexible, and when you have a friendly Cube along with you, it is the greatest adventure in all the worlds.
I have to say, I didn't know the OC was the epitome of all drama... THE MOAR U KNOW
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Yes, that makes much more sense, we are now back in a language I can use to communicate.
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I'm surprised he's eating those strawberries at wimbeldon prices, he wouldn't be sure whether or not to bank the bloody punnet
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SHIELD expenses. Take care of everything.
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I imagine that would be a funny thing to bring up in a meeting
Nick Fury: for god sake stop wasting money on those wimbledon strawberries!
Hawkeye: I can't help myself, they taste better in england
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