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vick330 — Na'vi and Colonel enter a bar

Published: 2010-02-28 03:14:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 7103; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 45
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Description The rule about Na’vis and Humans not being able to breathe the same air doesn’t apply to bars

The original joke went: A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks him, “Say, does that animal speak?” And the parrot replies, “And how should I know? He isn’t with me, he followed me here.”
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vick330 In reply to ??? [2013-04-07 18:41:47 +0000 UTC]

The original joke I heard was about a man with a parakeet, so it wasn;t a big stretch

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sigel4ever [2011-06-02 00:59:47 +0000 UTC]

ahahahahahaah

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vick330 In reply to sigel4ever [2011-06-02 17:47:18 +0000 UTC]

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sigel4ever In reply to vick330 [2011-06-02 23:52:29 +0000 UTC]

oh

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bassboombottom [2011-05-25 01:39:46 +0000 UTC]

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vick330 In reply to bassboombottom [2011-05-26 18:13:31 +0000 UTC]

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NinjaPeoplez [2010-05-19 23:59:43 +0000 UTC]

ome

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vick330 In reply to NinjaPeoplez [2010-05-20 00:00:52 +0000 UTC]

Old jokes never die, they just get recycled

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FrankensteinII [2010-04-30 08:50:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh, by the love of Eywa! XD XD Nice, I'm lmao.

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vick330 In reply to FrankensteinII [2010-05-01 22:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Can't get enough of good old

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FrankensteinII In reply to vick330 [2010-05-02 10:21:18 +0000 UTC]

XD It's like the bad version of John Rambo! XDXD

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vick330 In reply to FrankensteinII [2010-05-02 21:50:13 +0000 UTC]

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Neytiri223 [2010-04-13 12:05:57 +0000 UTC]

Quaritch got owned XD

love this XD<3

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vick330 In reply to Neytiri223 [2010-04-15 18:08:04 +0000 UTC]

I realy like Quaritch, he has so much untapped comic potential

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Neytiri223 In reply to vick330 [2010-04-16 06:15:03 +0000 UTC]

I like and dislike Quaritch at the same time XD

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vick330 In reply to Neytiri223 [2010-04-16 17:18:50 +0000 UTC]

So do I

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EonOrteaShadowmaster [2010-03-09 16:23:38 +0000 UTC]

Joke's right on target!
As for the air, Na'vi could probbably breathe the Terran (earth) atmosphere. Both contain oxygen & nitrogen, Pandoran air just contains a few other toxic elements, like extra carbon dioxide and hydrogen sulphide(nasty stuff!) Hey, i'm a scientist!

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vick330 In reply to EonOrteaShadowmaster [2010-03-09 19:25:37 +0000 UTC]

H2S the sweet aroma of rotten eggs and :farts:

I also expect the athmosphere on Pandora to be thinner, due the weaker gravity. All this to say, I wish I was a Na'vi

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EonOrteaShadowmaster In reply to vick330 [2010-03-09 19:37:03 +0000 UTC]

Have to say I agree with you on being a Na'vi. However, the Pandoran atmosphere also contains the heavy gas xenon, meaning that the air is actually denser than Terran air.

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vick330 In reply to EonOrteaShadowmaster [2010-03-10 15:52:28 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know that. Xenon would explain how flight is possible, since even with a lower gravity a too thin atmosphere would make flight difficult.

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TheGhostOfFreedom [2010-03-05 21:31:14 +0000 UTC]

I did not see that coming. Nice work.

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vick330 In reply to TheGhostOfFreedom [2010-03-06 02:26:35 +0000 UTC]

The beast is not always the one we think

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DolphinSilverwolf [2010-03-05 02:59:19 +0000 UTC]

Now this would be a great alternate ending to the movie...

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vick330 In reply to DolphinSilverwolf [2010-03-05 16:26:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes, this way nobody had to die

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Yeniel [2010-03-02 09:58:30 +0000 UTC]

Hihi, excellent!

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vick330 In reply to Yeniel [2010-03-02 17:48:44 +0000 UTC]

Vieille blague, encore drôle

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Bou-Ro [2010-03-01 10:44:04 +0000 UTC]

Cool!

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vick330 In reply to Bou-Ro [2010-03-01 16:23:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you ^^

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Ramoneces [2010-03-01 06:34:18 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha, hilarious!

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vick330 In reply to Ramoneces [2010-03-01 16:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Glad you liked

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sigel4ever [2010-03-01 02:01:04 +0000 UTC]

ahahaahahahahahahah super great!

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vick330 In reply to sigel4ever [2010-03-01 16:23:53 +0000 UTC]

Nothing like a new take on an old joke

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sigel4ever In reply to vick330 [2010-03-02 02:29:27 +0000 UTC]

joy, joy,joy!

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Macabrecabra [2010-03-01 01:00:59 +0000 UTC]

XD the colonel gets so much teasing for his warmongering XD nice work :3

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vick330 In reply to Macabrecabra [2010-03-01 16:24:10 +0000 UTC]

He asked for it

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Beshflorin [2010-03-01 00:43:57 +0000 UTC]

new take an old joke

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vick330 In reply to Beshflorin [2010-03-01 16:24:51 +0000 UTC]

To be honest, Quaritch asked for being teased by the fandom with his attitude

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Beshflorin In reply to vick330 [2010-03-01 20:55:43 +0000 UTC]

teasing him about his attitude is a "very bad thing"

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vick330 In reply to Beshflorin [2010-03-02 18:00:18 +0000 UTC]

As long as he doesn't find out, I should be safe enough

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Beshflorin In reply to vick330 [2010-03-02 22:07:41 +0000 UTC]

the "very bad thing" line in your other piece really cracked me up every time I read it ...

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vick330 In reply to Beshflorin [2010-03-03 16:44:23 +0000 UTC]

The Colonel likes rules

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RORSTER [2010-02-28 23:50:47 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if you are a big hockey fan, but congratulations to you country's men's and women's hocky teams in winning olympic gold medals!

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vick330 In reply to RORSTER [2010-03-01 16:25:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, I'm not a hockey fan but I like to see people work hard and succeed

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ragettisbride [2010-02-28 21:43:14 +0000 UTC]

Queue classic cymbal/drum beat!

Hilarious.

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vick330 In reply to ragettisbride [2010-03-01 16:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Classics never die

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Matixxje [2010-02-28 19:25:18 +0000 UTC]

*giggle*

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vick330 In reply to Matixxje [2010-02-28 19:30:33 +0000 UTC]

New take on old joke

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Dragoness-of-Night [2010-02-28 19:17:29 +0000 UTC]

buahahahahah!

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vick330 In reply to Dragoness-of-Night [2010-02-28 19:30:57 +0000 UTC]

Old jokes always come back, don't they?

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Dragoness-of-Night In reply to vick330 [2010-03-01 05:48:58 +0000 UTC]

heheh still good, they are..

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