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Description I freaking hate the anime. I could write entire essays on everything that is wrong with this god forsaken show. I actually wonder if the writers ever bothered to watch any of the source material before putting this abortion together. I doubt it, they probably read a summary that was written by someone who had also only read a summary. And I have no idea what possessed them to remove Lilo from her own show. The original movie was popular enough in Japan, so why ‘fix’ what wasn’t even broken to begin with?

And no, I don’t need anyone commenting explaining where Lilo is. I know. I saw that episode. It wasn’t moving, it wasn’t emotional, it wasn’t touching, it didn’t even make any sense. The plot holes were ridiculous. How could Stitch not know that Nani was pregnant? Why wasn’t he there with her as well? He lived there. They shared a house. Unless Nani kicked him to the curb the second Lilo left for college which totally goes against the whole ‘ohana’ message the ENTIRE FRANCHISE IS BUILT ON!!! Seriously, Lilo doesn’t show up for a planned meeting with Stitch and instead of finding out if there was some sort of emergency that held her up he instead searches a 15 foot square area of beach before coming to the conclusion that she has abandoned him forever? WTF?

Someone please do the world a favor and kill this anime with fire.

Just fyi I didn’t paint the background, I modified a framegrab.
Hawaiian border from
Jumba’s shirt pattern from
Surfer on Lilo’s shirt from

Lilo & Stitch copyright Disney
Stitch! Copyright what's left of the interior of Bin Laden’s colon
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Comments: 181

DrDragster688 [2023-08-12 23:42:44 +0000 UTC]

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DovetheUnoriginal [2021-07-25 16:02:21 +0000 UTC]

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RainbowSophie101 [2020-08-01 06:14:55 +0000 UTC]

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JonLibrach1993 [2019-11-16 18:59:48 +0000 UTC]

Why didn't they give Stitch a phone? It would've solved the problem way easily!


"Stitch! Get to the hospital, Nani's giving birth!"


Boom! Problem solved!


All this show is nothing but character assassination and narrative incompetence. Hell, I could do a better follow up! (Albeit one that just ignores the 3 sequels and TV show)

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kyurem2424 [2019-03-21 10:09:59 +0000 UTC]

well it seen likely that Stitch does not know about Nani's pregnancy because he just returned from his 4 year mission (btw i think Stitch & Ai takes places in those 4 years)

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PinkNinjaJediIzzy05 [2018-06-03 21:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Nani was pregnant? HAHAHA YES! 
*cough* 
That's the only good thing from the anime. 
I'll still force myself to watch the entire thing lol. 

I've always said Nani and David would have a family! And Lilo would be a great aunt. However due to age difference in her and Nani, Lilo would be a pretty young Aunt  

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kyurem2424 In reply to PinkNinjaJediIzzy05 [2019-03-21 10:08:57 +0000 UTC]

let's see, the anime takes place 18 years after the og movie
making Stitch 18
Lilo 24
and Nani 37

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PinkNinjaJediIzzy05 In reply to kyurem2424 [2019-05-16 12:40:25 +0000 UTC]

Damn

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Shen449ismyfoe [2017-11-08 22:25:38 +0000 UTC]

And now there's a Chinese series based around Stitch meeting another girl after leaving Lilo, except this time they at least hand waved it by stating that Stitch was kidnapped by Space Pirates and escaped to the something Mountains (Somewhere in China that is the point).

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JLrosen In reply to Shen449ismyfoe [2018-05-16 23:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Huangshan

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Shen449ismyfoe In reply to JLrosen [2018-05-17 01:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Also in China, but more precise location actually, but no episodes haven't aired since the first 17...

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JLrosen In reply to Shen449ismyfoe [2018-05-17 04:03:20 +0000 UTC]

There are only 13 episodes of Stitch and Ai.

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KennethV2000 [2017-11-04 03:05:30 +0000 UTC]

they belong to you i think still.

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Lullaby-of-the-Lost [2017-10-24 17:23:31 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha that's freaking hilarious, I love the last panel XDDDD

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Supermariochris4 [2017-10-07 17:17:05 +0000 UTC]

it was at this moment that jumba knew... he f@ #k up. 

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Supermariochris4 [2017-10-07 17:14:09 +0000 UTC]

it was at this moment that jumba knew... he f@ #k up. 

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Asaylum117 [2017-08-10 10:23:54 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I can't blame Stitch for being angry at this. I saw a few episodes of the anime and I hated it. Why change something that wasn't broken?   

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ACRiolu In reply to Asaylum117 [2017-11-07 02:44:49 +0000 UTC]

It’s a anime spin off. Though I WILL MURDER THE OP OF IT.

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MechaAshura20 [2017-05-07 22:25:42 +0000 UTC]

Apperantly Lilo DID appear in an episode. She's all grown up and has a daughter who looks identical to her.

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CaTwdaesd [2016-12-02 03:29:53 +0000 UTC]

I think it was ok 

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Omnifighter1 [2016-07-12 12:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't agree with you more.  (applause)  This series is total garbage!

When I was first introduced to the show, I hadn't seen the first episode and the Lilo episode yet, so I thought it was a joking insult to the series we all know and love.  Then I saw those episodes and thought the start of the first was total malarkey.  As for the Lilo episode (which i saw first) - they're actually trying to unite story lines?  Then - Why did Stitch Leave Hawaii?  Why did Stitch go to Japan, the country that has Tokyo - one of the most technologically advanced cites on the planet?  Why did Jumba and Pleakley go with him?  Why/how did Stitch get adopted by Yuna?  How did Angel become an international singing sensation and a feministic, stuck-up diva?  How did Stitch not know Lilo got married and had a daughter?  Why did Lilo fly to Japan?  Why is nothing explained here? (mind crash)

"It just raises too many questions." - Bruce Wane talking to Edward Nigma

Then I saw the first episode's start, and killed the webpage. XP

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Brainstormer623 [2016-06-09 14:17:48 +0000 UTC]

I think the worst thing about that show was the animation style. Having Stitch and the others live with anime looking characters look unnatural and out of place: like a candy bar in a fruit salad.

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WardenMamaBear [2016-03-13 05:29:40 +0000 UTC]

Never even heard about the anime
Must have been that awful

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Namewichisnottaken In reply to WardenMamaBear [2016-04-23 15:56:18 +0000 UTC]

You're a lucky guy. Take a look at this: youtu.be/IR2CHKVnfBw

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WardenMamaBear In reply to Namewichisnottaken [2016-04-24 04:11:44 +0000 UTC]

(I'm...I'm a girl...)
Also I watched five seconds and gave up
Why? Just why?!

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DreamAholicMe [2016-02-10 14:25:43 +0000 UTC]

After 23 where Lilo was supposed to visit or meet Stitch, I really had thought that Stitch wouldn't leave ya' know? After all they have done together, what is so wrong in waiting more? And where the heck was that spot? in some island of unknown that they had to not see each other at the house?! Was it supposed to be dramatic that is why they added that background?! And why the heck are pleakly and Jamba not there if she was supposed to visit. Where are Stitch's cousin?! For crying out loud, why is Gantu and Rueben evil?! I had bet that two were part of Ohana! When they had pulled out Lilo, it was like every single thing that made Stitch who he is was gone! -_- 

I add my sentiments to what happened... Even Movie 1 and 2 of Lilo and Stitch -no matter 2 hours long- had made me go through an emotional roller coaster ride. 

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newfireflyx29 [2016-01-28 00:31:15 +0000 UTC]

yeah lilo and stitch was a great show growing up.

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remotecat25 [2016-01-13 00:49:32 +0000 UTC]

The only time I approve of a little girl swearing.

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Lucissoulmate [2015-12-19 02:05:02 +0000 UTC]

I hate the anime to. I wrote an entire rant on just what they did to Angel's character alone

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Magnetoon-Studios [2015-10-10 02:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Luckily, Chris Sanders confirmed it wasn't canon. So we don't have to worry about that dumb show.

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kmansonic In reply to Magnetoon-Studios [2024-03-11 06:26:12 +0000 UTC]

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ElsaPAWPatrol [2015-10-08 20:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Stitch: *Destroys the anime by blasting everything made for it, including the movies*

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Gojihunter31 [2015-10-02 01:44:04 +0000 UTC]

Wait...this was real?!!!

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Gojihunter31 [2015-10-02 01:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Wait...this was real?!!!

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OcioProduction [2015-09-30 06:27:45 +0000 UTC]

Ow! i didn't know the existence of a anime series..... °_°  the only question is  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????

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Kawayoporu-chan [2015-08-22 07:29:57 +0000 UTC]

Stitch! was supposed to be a what if anime show and not a sequel series.

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EmperorMinilla In reply to Kawayoporu-chan [2015-09-01 20:00:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL, doesn't make the anime any better .

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Simbafan98 [2015-07-26 09:58:59 +0000 UTC]

I just saw Lilo & Stitch a couple of days ago and I liked it, I also plan on seeing sequels soon whenever I can. I Also think I remember running into en episode of this show on YouTube in my video list but never clicked on it.

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pulser375 [2015-07-01 19:25:27 +0000 UTC]

I don't think Nanai would kick him out. She came to love him as much as Lilo. The movies show that. In Stitch has the Glitch, she dfends him, for crying out loud. I thought the anime was alright but all of you pointed out what already bothered me about the show and then some inconsistencies that I hadn't noticed

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Asaylum117 [2015-03-30 12:55:52 +0000 UTC]

LOL! XD
                     

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roantovica [2015-02-22 19:39:07 +0000 UTC]

GOOD STICH VERY GOOD ^^

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CitlalyBieber [2015-01-06 20:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Have reason DDJP100

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DDJP100 In reply to CitlalyBieber [2015-01-07 16:12:19 +0000 UTC]

It was funny.

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CitlalyBieber In reply to DDJP100 [2015-01-08 00:08:15 +0000 UTC]

applause for stitch

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CitlalyBieber In reply to DDJP100 [2015-01-08 00:07:37 +0000 UTC]

that stitch has broken the laptop for anime

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DDJP100 [2015-01-03 17:38:58 +0000 UTC]

I think Stitch is trying to say is this, FUCKING DISNEY.

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CitlalyBieber [2015-01-03 04:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Yes

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CitlalyBieber [2015-01-02 07:41:30 +0000 UTC]

Yuna a cock

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CitlalyBieber [2015-01-02 07:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Lilo always number #1 viva lilo

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John-the-Enforcer [2014-12-31 13:33:36 +0000 UTC]

If it makes you feel better, Chris Sanders called this particular abomination (the anime, I mean) non-canon.

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