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How about a poem instead:
Every eye in the place
Was looking her way.
She had style, she had grace.
And her dress was risquΓ©.
You might call her a tease,
Sitting sideways on the chair.
The men would all freeze.
At her legs they would stare
But now she was at a loss.
Fate had just upped the ante.
Her legs she could not uncross
She had forgotten her panties.
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I love the end!
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I'll keep watching in case it's true.
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OK once met a guy I used to work with, who was really dumb. But he knew he was dumb so it was hard to get mad at him when he messed up. So I see him at a meeting with all different companies I see him walking up and he is now wearing glasses so I say "hey when did you start wearing glasses?" he response with "oh ever since I got stigmata, I've had to wear them." I stop dead and say you mean astigmatism. Everyone starts dying laughing. His name has been stigmata every since.
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I've got a million of them. Oh how about a scary story. I lived in a haunted house till I was 22 there are a bunch of those plus I worked at a railyard for 10 years. Since I was 18. So yeah, also I'm learning digital art. Can I draw some of your pictures. Full credit to you of course.
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Of course you can! 
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