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Description This is my personal favourite update of Homestuck. After weeks of fearing that murderous juggalo, Kanaya (my patrol troll, by the way) finally pulled through and delivered us from the terror. For that reason along with the fact that I was able to tell people that I just witnessed "A reverse vampire kicking a murderous juggalo so hard in the groin that he flew off a cliff" are the main reasons Kanaya's shining moment is my vote for the best update.

As for the image above, it was originally a mimic sketch I made immediately after the update (I'll put it in my scrap section), and then a bit later I started working over it with Photoshop to make a clean (ie. non-scribble-mode) version for fun. It then went on hiatus while I took care of copious amounts of work and was forgotten. Now that I'm putting stuff here I figured I finish it, so there you go. For the record, all of this except the foot-glow are on the same layer, So I can't effectively input the proper background, in case you were wondering. All proportions and details are copied by eye (I corrected several things in the PS version), but colours are taken from the original update.

Disclaimer: This is a direct copy of a page from Homestuck (link below), which I would be silly if I claimed I owned, because I am not Andrew Hussie.
Link to inspirational page: [link]

PS. Purposely waited a couple minutes to post this at exactly 3:14am, just for the heck of it.
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Comments: 52

Zorbonaut [2016-10-14 15:06:53 +0000 UTC]

This picture is Love.

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randomkidsrul [2013-01-31 01:34:38 +0000 UTC]

quite definatly

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Warcry31 In reply to randomkidsrul [2013-02-01 03:28:08 +0000 UTC]

Most certainly indeed.

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BlueMoonsetter [2013-01-03 09:41:09 +0000 UTC]

*

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BlueMoonsetter [2013-01-03 09:40:37 +0000 UTC]

:iconclapsplz: Good Job Hussie, Good Job.






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KestralWing [2012-11-22 02:31:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh gog, this is one of my favorite scenes too, I laughed so hard my mom asked me if something was wrong

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Warcry31 In reply to KestralWing [2012-11-22 21:50:23 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe wonderful.
You know it's a good update when it can produce a reaction like that.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-06 03:38:31 +0000 UTC]

god i wish they made is a [S]
i dont care how long i would have had to wait for it to load
to hear the -swwsh- of her foot decimating poor gamzees bone bulge would have been the greatest thin andrew has ever created

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-06 06:28:06 +0000 UTC]

I think the problem is it would have been too glorious and every subsequent thing would have paled in comparison, so he had to reduce the effect so that he wouldn't have to simply quit Homestuck then and there. Although, an alternate ending where Kanaya kills all of the bad guys with nut shots and saves the day would have been a pretty great way to end the comic.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-06 06:37:20 +0000 UTC]

XD so true :b

ok so this is a strange question
but ive been working on making a group of fantrolls all of my own design
theyre all based off of astronomical symbols

i cant think of a typing quirk for earth, mars, or uranus
[link] all of the others involve their symbols
for example

mercury-- Hell'o' its nice t'o' meet y'o'u.


venus--HellQ it's quite lQvely tQ have the fQrtune tQ meet yQu.


neptune-- \|/hy hello there! Its ///onderful to meet someone like you all the |||ay out here. if you dont mind my asking, \|/hy are you out here?



im over complicating things

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-07 00:36:51 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

Hm I must agree I am rather surprised that you inquire that of me, though I will also say that I am flattered that you would ask me.
Hm I see the conundrum you have. I'll see if I can't provide some ideas on the subject...

Earth: Replace t with + and capitalize Os perhaps? SOme+hing a bi+ like wha+ I'm dOing nOw. You could also make a somewhat obscure reference to the "third rock from the Sun" analogy for Earth and use ellipses... (You could make it specific to if the character ever says "Oh." and replace it with "O...")

Mars: Add ->, >, ^ after o perhaps?
This is o->ne way yo-> could do-> it.
This is ano>ther way to> do> it.
This is yet ano^ther way to^ do^ it.

Uranus: If accented letters are permitted, I might say converting i or o to รฎ or รด.
Another option could be to use circles or colons instead of periodsO Admittedly it's stretching it a bit, thoughO (The colon could also be a bad pun alluding to the bad pun commonly associated with Uranus).
Yet an(.)ther (.)pti(.)n y(.)u c(.)uld try is t(.) d(.) s(.)mething like this.

Well there are a few ideas. Hopefully they are at least of some use to you. Feel free to inquire if you have any other things you'd like a little brainstorm on. Do be sure to let me know how those characters of yours go. I daresay you've piqued my curiosity.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-07 07:10:57 +0000 UTC]

I have completed all of the speech quirks that the astronomically based trolls have.


Sun- uses all caps except for Os and encases said Os in ( ) e.g.
HELL(o) GUYS H(o)W IS EVERY(o)NE T(o)DAY? He doesn't punctuate other than periods.


Mercury- puts apostrophe around Os and if there are 2 Os together he puts quotation mark e.g.
Hell'o' h'o' are y'o'u? I h'o'pe y'o'ur d'o'ing g'o"o'd!


Venus- replaces Os with capital Qs e.g.
HellQ hQw are yQu?


Earth- replaces Ts with +s and capitalizes Os e.g.
HellO hOw are yOu? I +ruly hOpe +ha+ yOu are dOing well.


Mars- puts a shield in front and skews all of his words. talks like ancient roman... for some reason. example:
--O--Hark-for-you-have-arrived-->


Jupiter- replaces Ls with 4s e.g.
the poor 4itt4e thing has no p4ace to go home to.


Saturn- double Hs and never capitalizes or ends with anything but a period e.g.
whhy hhello thhere! hhow are you.


Uranus-starts sentence with <-(O)- and then uses perfect grammar. tends to act like a den mother of sorts. a bit theatrical e.g.
<-(O)-Hello my child. How are you on this most glorious of days?


neptune- [replaces Ws with ///, \\\, |||, 111, !!!, ]|[, and most commonly \|/. if a T is in the front of its word its capitalized e.g.
\|/hy hello There. Ho/// are you? I Truely hope you are doing very \|/ell.


pluto- [yes i know its not a planet anymore but it has an easy to manipulate symbol >_>] [replaces Q with lower case P. all Ls are 1s. all Ps are uppercase. tends to use wordy sentences e.g.
You may P1eed a11 you desire to, but you sti11 must own uP to the consepuences of your defiance of me.


so thats all of the trolls =/
I was wondering something. If you would like to help me with them that would be really great. It's fine if you decline, but if you accept, and i hope you do^^, we can work together on who is who, what they look like, names, etc...

so tell me if you do or dont want to^^ thank you

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-07 12:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Ah, a nice set you have there. Quite well thought out. I like how you incorporated some elements of the planet's historical relevance into their personalities.

As for making the trolls...yes I believe I would be partial to assisting with that. If you'd like we can get a note thread on the topic. I imagine you have some ideas already, but I'll be more than happy to provide some additional ideas as needed. That and I can definitely help with making the sprites. I look forward to working with you!

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-07 23:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. That means a lot.
They can still be molded a bit to make them more fitting with their mythological counterparts, though i think the quirks work and the personalities are a rough draft of sorts.

Excellent! That's just splendid.
I like the idea of the note thread. I only have a slim few ideas so there will hopefully be a lot of spit-balling thoughts around.
And i look forward to working with you as well ^^

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-08 01:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Good, because it's true.
I suppose that's something that can be elaborated upon as we proceed. What you seem to have already is a good base to go on.

Indeed. There shall be no shortage of spherical saliva thoughts. I can think of a few off hand, but I'll save them for the notes. Let me know all you have so far whenever you like, and I'll provide what input I can.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-08 01:39:58 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.
Some will only have a brief outline of their god counterparts and others can be almost completely enveloped by them, depending on the troll. Thank you ^^

Gog help us if we run out. I agree, but should we have more people come in to collaborate with us, and if so I know of a wonderful site that we can use.
Hmm... [link]
that is an extremely useful IM that we can use ^^
ill be on it for the next couple minutes so please enter when you can and we can begin collaborating.

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-09 04:57:52 +0000 UTC]

Hm yes. I was thinking that a good way to go about it would be to make a short list of the traits commonly associated with each planet (sorted by origin perhaps, such as Roman mythology and such) and then pick and choose those, perhaps associating them with more modern sociological trends.

Just to give a quick vague example:

Mars
-Associated with masculinity and youth
-Roman god of war
-Popular suggested location for alien life

Personality ideas
-A frat boy/bro perhaps? A young boisterous manly dude who tends to get confrontational when his masculinity is put into question.
-Fond of alien mythos

This would be a quick random example (and I stress it's just one example. Other ideas could be provided as we go along of course) of how we could speculate to tie in cultural associations with each planet into their personalities.


Heh don't worry. I'm sure we have plenty at our disposal.
Hm having more collaborators is certainly an idea. I'm open to the notion, though I myself don't really know who would be interested in such a thing. I would hope there aren't too many though, for fear of over-saturation of ideas and conflict.
My apologies for not appearing on the IM there. I suppose I failed to mention that my availability has a nasty habit of being sporadic at best. If this is as it seems and it functions like Google docs (in that we can use it as a common resource on which to put information and discuss), then yes I think it will work quite nicely.
If you are partial to my earlier proposal then I'll get right on making that list along with some miscellaneous suggestions of my own with which to get started.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-09 07:02:22 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

I'm biased towards the roman god of war part to be honest. It seems like it would go well with the spear theme of his text, though the actual quirk could change depending on what is agreed upon.

I think we should have at most 2 more people. but preferably 1 more, though i cant really think of whom I would like to bring i, if anyone.
TypeWithMe is basically as you described it.
My idea was that we have 2 distinct colours to type in [as to differentiate whose ideas are whose] and we can write suggestions on different characters. The person not writing the idea will either cross it out or make it bold. If it's crossed out we need to write why and if it's bold we need to elaborate. I typed in an example of how I believe it would work.[link]

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-19 19:05:10 +0000 UTC]

Well I probably don't need to reply to this now given our other threads but I may as well to get it out of my list...

Fair point. We can discuss it further in the doc or via our note thread, but I think I have a couple ideas regarding it (for example, a thought comes to mind of the stereotypical "Greek row" frat house theme, but on Alternia the notion roughly translates to "House full of angry Spartans").

Yes, if you are so inclined we could add someone. I don't particularly mind either way, provided they're adequately qualified (ie has a decent imagination and isn't a douche). Working with two is fine by me though, and I can't really think of anyone who would have time to assist.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-19 19:16:06 +0000 UTC]

XD

Agreed!

Nah. I Say We Just Keep It You And Me.

Oh BTW I Have A Plan for What Mars Might Look Like, But You'll Have To Check My Account To See It.

Ill Draw It Right After Sending This Comment.

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-23 05:54:28 +0000 UTC]

Very Well
We Can Continue This Venture As A Formidable Duo

Hm yes I quite like it. It could most definitely work.
The facial hair does remind me, approximately what age are we setting these trolls to be? It would be feasible for them to be something like 7 or 8 sweeps (15 to 17 in human years), which would keep the standard kid/troll sprite forms reasonable while allowing for further signs of age. Of course since those don't show other features like body shape, I could always make talk-sprites such as the ones in the flashes if need be, though that may take a bit longer so I'll save it for much later as a possibility.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-23 20:52:33 +0000 UTC]

We Are The Venture Bros. It Is Us.

I Agree. Meenah Had Her Sprite As A Normal One As Well As Having a Hero Mode & She's 19 Human Years Old.
But i Guess Like 14-17 Would Be Good.
I Vote 16.

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-23 23:19:00 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

Hm actually yes that's right we could theoretically go up to 9. Heh.
16 is fine by me. In any case we don't have to label it so we're fine regardless really. As long as they're relatively consistent, which we can certainly manage.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-24 00:10:18 +0000 UTC]

Hm.

That Would Work Splendidly^^
So I Think We Should Spend Our Collective Energy On One character At A time Starting With Mars.
What We Need To Do Now Is Decide On His Clothing.
I Apologize For Such A Douche-Bag Saturated Picture, But It Was All I Could Find [link]
The Sleeves Should Be like That I Think.
I Stole Aradia's Hero Mode Base and Drew Mars With Is So Ill Take A picture Of That Later So You Can See What I Mean With His sleeves.

Another Thing. In Your Spare Time Please Draw Mars In Your Own Way. you Have My Picture And This One As a Resource [link] :b

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-28 00:58:24 +0000 UTC]

Hm yes alright. As long as we can go back if need be, this could definitely be an effective method of handling things.
Mars it is.

Hm yes. Honestly I still kind of see him as being a bit of a douchebag so it kind of fits. I'm still going off of the "jock/bro" premise for his design. Please let me know if you think I should modify those parameters and I'll fix things up accordingly.
I made a quick sketch of the talksprite (in fact talksprites are easier to sketch so for conceptualizing at least I'll mostly use those). Here you go: [link]
I think for the pants either jeans or cargo pants would work and for the footwear athletic sneakers or combat boots. The first for both of those options would be more casual, but the second would be both more interesting and fitting with his war-like demeanour.

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Dwarf-In-The-Flask In reply to Warcry31 [2012-09-28 02:35:26 +0000 UTC]

I like the way you drew him, but I'm worried about how closely he looks to Bro. [Btw my first cosplay of anything will be of him next month so... ]
Maybe a long sleeve T-shirt of some sort [link] like that only with the sleeves rolled up to mid forearm and shirt tucked out of pants >: ?
I don't know what do you think?
I agree with the pants and shoes. Cargo and Combat are my picks.

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Warcry31 In reply to Dwarf-In-The-Flask [2012-09-30 03:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Hm alright. I've done a new full body version. It's a bit of a quick sketch so it's not perfect but it should at least give you the idea. [link]
Ah so you're doing a cosplay. I see... Well in that case feel free to let me know if there are anything specific you would like modified to fit with your available attire and such.
Hm I've given him a football jacket (sorry I really can't get it out of my head that Mars would be a total jock; I even thought of him holding a Romanesque "Alternian football" helmet at one point), though that part of his attire could certainly be optional (he could just take it off whenever and go with the shirt you described, which he's wearing underneath).

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2skitty2 [2012-01-21 06:45:51 +0000 UTC]

I...I just love this.. thank you...

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ichigowolf15 [2011-12-28 00:24:21 +0000 UTC]

oh that's gotta hurt, poor gamzee

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2a22y-Gay-2ollux [2011-11-27 23:55:53 +0000 UTC]

I love that update. x'DDDD

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myzzminatonamikaze [2011-10-09 17:27:25 +0000 UTC]

My patron gets kicked in the balls...... Imso glad I got Gamzee :'D

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Tokio-Smartass [2011-08-19 20:56:16 +0000 UTC]

I have this as a poster on my bedroom wall
:'D

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Warcry31 In reply to Tokio-Smartass [2011-08-20 02:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Madam/Sir, you have both my respect and admiration. I salute you.

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purppanther [2011-08-14 06:14:21 +0000 UTC]

Meanwhilke, MY patron troll was cut in half by Kanaya.

Why did I have to get Eridan...

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Warcry31 In reply to purppanther [2011-08-14 10:51:48 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, he gets a worse rap from the fandom then he really deserves. He had his moments...

Also as far as deaths go his was pretty epic. A blaze of evil glory followed by a bifurcation at the hands of a glowing vampire with a chainsaw. It beats getting stabbed.

Oh and while I'm still here, thanks for the watch!

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RedWrist [2011-06-19 03:44:19 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard at that page I cried.

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FostersFan-Imp [2011-05-16 19:20:21 +0000 UTC]

I saw this on a cheezeburger site the other day..

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Warcry31 In reply to FostersFan-Imp [2011-05-17 05:29:53 +0000 UTC]

Wait what? Are you sure it wasn't the original? As of the present moment, I am skeptical of a fan reproduction being used for such a thing. Surely it's the original...

But out of general curiosity, which one?

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FostersFan-Imp In reply to Warcry31 [2011-05-17 06:59:50 +0000 UTC]

[link] Plop!

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Warcry31 In reply to FostersFan-Imp [2011-05-17 07:10:22 +0000 UTC]

Ah no, that is indeed the original image, not mine (see disclaimer message near the end of the unnecessarily long image description). Mine just looks similar because it was a redraw of it. The evidence lies in the background light effect.

My, you scared me for a moment there. Still though, that was enjoyable, so thanks for sharing.

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FostersFan-Imp In reply to Warcry31 [2011-05-17 07:20:58 +0000 UTC]

oh, lol
You did pretty well with this to fool me then XD -shot-

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Warcry31 In reply to FostersFan-Imp [2011-05-17 07:43:03 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the compliment.

*shoots*
I guess this magic *sunglasses* just got debunked.
YEEAAAAOHWAITTHISWOULDMAKENOSENSETOANYONEWHODOESNOTREADHOMESTUCKEHWHATEVERAaaaaa...
*shoots self for terrible joke*

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FostersFan-Imp In reply to Warcry31 [2011-05-17 19:21:55 +0000 UTC]

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FostersFan-Imp In reply to Warcry31 [2011-05-17 06:53:53 +0000 UTC]

it was this exact picture. I'ma see if I can find it again, I don't remember which site I was on

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Warcry31 In reply to Warcry31 [2011-05-17 05:30:58 +0000 UTC]

*its. To this day I still have trouble with that element of grammar.

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Kazehane-Rhapsody [2011-04-15 08:58:19 +0000 UTC]

Meanwhile, my patron troll is, uh....*coughs, points to pic* in some deep shit. XDD

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Breannainn [2011-04-03 21:04:30 +0000 UTC]

Could not agree more. I still remember how I felt when I saw this update:

It was a magical feeling. I had long been dreading the potential deaths of either Gamzee or Vriska, both of whom I wanted to survive, despite their recent transgressions. I was certain that at least one of them would die, as a three way showdown between them & Eridan would have to result in some death. As the update notifier went off, my heart sank & my stomach clenched as I 'knew' my fears were about to be realized. But wait...what's this? Kanaya's feet? Wait....yes. Yes. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And on that day, I laughed, sang, and wept golden tears of joy.

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lolureadmahname [2011-04-03 07:34:10 +0000 UTC]

I loved this scene. Kanaya kicking Gamzee so hard that his bone bulge will need superglue. And he loses all his trophies.

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mayhem-massacre [2011-04-03 06:03:40 +0000 UTC]

*bows* thank you

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alchemistqueenie [2011-04-03 06:01:04 +0000 UTC]

Best. Update. Ever.
"SHE KICKED HIM SO HARD HIS SHOES CAME OFF"

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