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Published: 2008-01-01 07:15:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 8681; Favourites: 66; Downloads: 53
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This is how I felt Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire should have ended. It would have shaved about an hour and a half from the film.Professor Moody is covering the Necronomicon in DADA this morning. My tiny tribute to Army of Darkness.
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No.
But...at the same time, God YES! That would’ve been fantastic!
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Sorry, that's rubbish. The point was not to get Harry to the cemetery, it was to do so and give Voldie and Ratface a few hours to gather together all their merry band and perform their ritual. If Harry had vanished this way from Hogwarts, Dumbledore would have known it in about three seconds flat, and, far from resulting in Voldie's return, what would have been apt to happen would have been a very angry Dumbledore materializing where Harry had been taken, imprisoning Ratboy to exhibit him to the Wizengamot (to exonerate Sirius once and for all) and holding underdevelopped!Voldie still so Harry could cut his head wth Griffindor's sword or pour a gallon of cyanide down his throat or something.
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I saw some of Army of darkness(scifi channel), I think. The dude went back in time or something right?
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It's a quote from "Army of Darkness" one of the funniest movies ever made! It's a spell that if spoken correctly will prevent the army of the undead from taking over the world. But of course our dim-witted hero Ash can't bother to learn all the words.
I highly recommend this film.
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HAHAHA! I always wondered why fake!Moody didn't kidnap Harry earlier in the book, or at least try. Maybe he liked being a teacher.
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All the books seemed to follow a plot that the bad guy couldn't strike until the school term was nearly done.
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Aww, Harry is such a dolt! 
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He is a bit too naive and almost always trusts the wrong people.
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Well, duh. Then he gets paranoid about all the wrong people. Or just stalks them (i.e. Draco) for the fun of it. He's so in denial about his sexual frustration in the sixth book
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No, he sure won't. All the funnier for us.
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Holy crap! Cedric Diggory could've stayed amongst the living!
But then they probobly only would'a said his name , like, twice in the whole series.
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Yeah, by the end they'd be like Cedric who?
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Ah...little Voldi's so cute 
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You got him nailed perfectly. Not too bright, is he? Just terribly lucky at getting out of near death experiences.
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Harry is really too curious. It will ruin him sometime.
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hahaha! Yes, it very nearly did on several occasions. And in bk 6 it turned him into a right old stalker.
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Exactly! I agree absolutely!
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What can I say? The boy is accident prone and needs strong women around him.
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Harry really is gullible!! =.= It'll kill him some day...
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The only reason he's survived this long is because he has Hermione around to save his ass.
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Yeah, and then Ginny... :3
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Klatto Veratta Ni-*cough* ...
Maybe I didn't say every single little syllable, but yeah I basically said the words.
LOL, Army of Darkness. Also - I love your evil baby Voldemort. And the red eyes that look like Jetson's sunglasses, hehe. XD
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Thank you so much!!! I'm so glad there are people out there who get all the hidden pop-culture references I'm slipping into my stuff.
Army of Darkness is one of my favorite movies, if you can't tell.
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This is my BOOMSTICK!!!
I love Army of Darkness. I even went to see Evil Dead: The Musical when it was in town and it was hysterical! Very bloody second act.
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I think I heard about that, now I must see it. Gotta love Bruce Camble!
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