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Or, "Why Ulquiorra Hates Cats."I hate the character limit they give you on deviation titles...had to mash it all together in order to fit. (Bonus points if you get the reference.)
Yes, I-along with every female in the Bleach fandom-know how very suave and sexy Grimmjow is.
He even coughs up sexy hairballs; Ulquiorra certainly seems to think so.
This was essentially done to cheer myself up this morning, the majority of which I spent trying to remove a particularly insidious spyware program from my computer. It had blocked all my applications and infected the files of my anti-virus software....luckily, a Safe Mode reboot and malware scan worked. It's gone now.
And I still have the stupid picture.
100% traditional media, for a change! No. 2 pencil, pen and a few colored pencils.
Both bad bois belong to Tite Kubo. Feel free to tell me I'm crazy, although I've pretty much already figured that out. Any other comments are welcome as well! XD
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Your artist's comment is just as win as the picture! Made me lol
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You know what's ironic? When I first saw Grimmjow, it actually was a chibi drawing of him... and he had cat ears xD
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Ulquiorra: Bad kitty, you smudged my eye makeup! D:
XDD But really this is great. We all love that mean blue kitty.
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The worse situation would be if he had to clean out his litter box... Just imagine how horrible that'd be. DX
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That's probably Yammy's job. XD
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Oh I can see that happening.
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Oh yeah.
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
My what a guy, Gastoooooooonnnn!
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The "Antlers in all of my decorating" line is where my dad always joins in, if he happens to be nearby.
I should watch this movie again.
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I only know of this series for supposedly having a Zutaresque pairing including the aforementioned Ulquiorra in this pic and a girl named Orihime. I do not know about the other guy but hairballs are nasty and gross and I totally sympathize with the horror Ulquiorra is experiencing here.
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It's an excellent series! I think you would enjoy it; lots of good characters and interesting relationships.
(At least you'd enjoy it more than Ulquiorra is enjoying himself in this picture, I hope...)
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*nerds along with you*
"When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get laaaaaarge
And now that I'm grown I eat FIVE dozen eggs
So I'm roughly
the size of a
BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR-GE!"
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YES.
*goes off singing "Gaston" at the top of her lungs*
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DOUBLE YES.
Bleach is way to easy to parody, I've discovered. I love it to DEATH, but it's like shooting fish in a barrel; and me here with the tartar sauce and chips all ready...
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*sings* Ten points for Grimmjow! *dink dink dink!*
Ulqui's facial expression is classic. I can just SEE the eyes twitching in irritation.
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Poor Ulqui.
The more serious and stoic you are, the easier it ends up being to make fun of you. XD
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Grimmjow is even suave and sexy coughing up hairballs.
Very funny and love the traditional media!
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Thank you!
Yes, he is. And he knows it, too. XD
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Oh and title is from "Beauty and the Beast" from Gaston....But I just saw someone already answered...
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have where the 5th hates women where a scene of having his heart repeatedly broken. that can also go with his aspect of death "despair"
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Well, he IS a praying mantis. I don't think Nnoitra needs any other reason to loathe the fairer sex than that...but that would still be hilarious to see.
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This is so funny. I bet Ulquiorra's going to have a hard time cleaning off that hair.
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Most definitely. And after that, he still has to clean the litter box....guys never catches a break.
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He even has sexy facial expressions when he's coughing up sexy hairballs! 
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That's, like, a new level of sexy right there. Hell should be freezing over soon.
Thank you!
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Totally. I think I feel a chill under my feet. lol
You're welcome!
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It's one of Gaston's lines in the song "Gaston" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. It follows right after he takes a chomp out of a leather belt and is followed up by a "petui" and shot gunning it into a spitoon. :3 Easiest challenge of my life. >beauty and the beast nerd<
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Damn, beat me to it! >another Beauty and the Beast nerd<
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It's like gun slingin'. Beauty and the Beast is my all time favorite movie! <3
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YES.
One of my favorite Disney villain songs. XD
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>blows on index finger like a smoking gun<
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I don't think Grimmjow is sexy or hot. And I'm a girl. Anyways, this made laugh. Uliquirro's expression is epic win!
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