Description
"What can I get here for 20 dollars?"
basic information.
Name || Johnny Lao(勞和曙 Lao Hanshu | Lou Woochyu)
Nickname || Shu, Kelpie, Hanshum, Lodi ((lmao))
Age || 23
D.O.B || August 16
Gender || cis-M
Height//Weight || 191cm (6’3") 72kg (172lbs)
Nationality || American
Race || CH (Hong Kong, Yunnan)
Sexuality || all of them
Occupation || Researcher (now also a waiter)
Street || Holly’s Walk
personality.
+ amiable // capable // humorous // youthful +
= accepting // dominating // relaxed // shortsighted =
- aggressive // insensitive // irritable // scheming -
Johnny is typically amiable, reminding many of a good friend they used to have when they were younger due to his youthful and curious nature. He is humorous, enjoying jokes and pranks whether he's enacting them or receiving them. However, while he’s usually good natured, he is also known to be scheming in dealing with distasteful people. Additionally, if certain things happen at high enough frequency or degree, he isn’t above becoming aggressive. Fortunately, he is less prone to anger than he is to be irritable, which just leads to a sour Johnny, especially when he encounters people who rub him the wrong way.
Moreover, because he is used to moving (house) frequently, he is also shortsighted. Expecting that he will be long gone before the ripple of his actions become significant, he allows himself to be relaxed in his daily activities. To add, he also sometimes slips and becomes insensitive to people when he doesn’t think enough about what he does or says. Despite this, he is actually known to be very accepting of and open to different lifestyles, cultures, and ways to do things, resulting in him being highly capable in many things. Due to this, he sometimes feels the need to dominate in certain tasks when he feels he is better equipped.
[Likes//Dislikes]♡ his sister // social media // caffeine // driving // chill drinking // kids // shoes
☓ authority // try-hards // snow // cabs // frat parties // police // dancing (thinks he’s too tall = awkward)[Hobbies//Talents]
♡ Piano (but he doesn’t like doing it)
♡ Drawing (only plants and bugs)
♡ Telling jokes
♡ Magic tricks
♡ Babysitting
♡ vidya geymz
♡ Pretending to read
kleptomania.
Kleptomania is characterised by the inability to resist the urge to steal unneeded objects (often of small value) when feelings of increased tension arise. The act is accompanied by feelings of pleasure or gratification. There is also often a tendency to hoard the stolen items.
He’s had an itch to steal ever since he was young, but even when his dad found out about it, he just thought that Johnny was a difficult child, and Johnny embraced that. Up until the present day, he still hasn’t been diagnosed. His friends would call him a “klepto” for laughs, sometimes, “Kelpie” as a result of a really bad typo in a group chat, because they’re all ignorant and don’t know that it’s actually a real mental illness.
Johnny has a personal code for when he takes:
he never takes from small businesses or those can’t afford it he only takes inexpensive, non-sentimental, replaceable things if he gets caught (highly unlikely), he will likely apologize and return it if he steals from a friend or friend’s friend, he sneaks it back after a while
history.
[Reason for moving] He needs a cheaper place where his stepmom can help keep him in check.
[How long they have lived in town] 2 months (moved 3 months after his arrest)
He was born in Hawaii, to parents who divorced after only two years of marriage. The settlement left his mother free to devote her life to family businesses in Hong Kong, and provide Johnny with financial support, something she was more than happy to give. Meanwhile, Johnny was left in the care of his dad, a head chef in the US Navy. Because of this, by the time he turned 18, he’d lived in a total of six countries, four US states, and attended eight different schools. It would have been more, but his father had met a nice American lady in Washington. There, his half-sister was born. Wanting to be present for the first years of her life, Johnny’s father had them settle temporarily.
Other years of Johnny’s life were marked by a lot of casual flings, quick friends, petty theft, and lessons his biological mom enrolled him in. Compared to then, he thrived for four years in Washington (3 yrs were HS). He even stole less because of the everpresent family support. However, these days were short-lived because once his half-sister was old enough, his father packed up to resume work, taking Johnny with him once more.
Later, in California, Johnny got his BS in Biology and an R&D job for a fancy company. All was well, up until he got arrested for stealing a Thumper Tsum Tsum at Disneyland. His parents were disappointed, his biological mother, especially. As a result, although she cleaned up his mess, she cut him off from his trust fund until he could get himself together.
After a few months, Johnny could feel his lack of experience in budgeting. It was then that he got the idea to go back to Washington, where his stepmom and favorite sister still lived. Once he settled things at his job, he got his dog and bags, hopped in his car, and went on a road trip. Real estate prices in his stepmom’s city was steep, but luckily a town nearby had cheaper housing, and Johnny found himself taking root there.
pets.
Name || Bravo
Age || 1y2m (got him @ 3mos)
D.O.B || February 16 (Johnny’s half bday)
Species || Canis lupus familiaris (aka doge)
Breed || Samoyed
Bravo is rowdy and energetic, but a lover of cuddles and such. However, as if he picked up traits from Johnny, Bravo also has a respectable capacity to snap, bark, and bite. He and Johnny go for a run every morning. He likes papaya, people, sleeping where Johnny sleeps, sleeping on top of Johnny, exercise, games, and kids.
extra.
Gen.
☂ FC: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ]
☂ Runs on the daily
☂ very high alcohol tolerance
☂ three moles on right side of his face
☂ always ready to perform magic tricks, always…
☂ doesn't believe in ghosts but thinks they're fun, like fairies
☂ will dance if he somehow gets drunk, actually not too bad, just rly long
☂ has lived in the US (HI, DC, WA, IN, CA), Singapore, Bahrain, Japan, Peru, Italy
☂ Fluency: ENG (90%), CANT (85%), MAND (67%) [knows some JPN, ITA, ARAB, ESP]
Fam.
☂ BB sis: Cleo Lao (9 yrs) FC: [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3]
☂ rly loves his bb sister, like rly
☂ Stepmom - a white american lady
☂ Biological mom - now a HK resident, chinese daddy morebucks
☂ still really cares abt his biological mom, but u didn’t hear it from me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
☂ spends most holidays in HK with his mom, bc she’s busy other times of the year
Uni.
☂ frens gave him the thumper tsum tsum on his bag
☂ his baby is a silver Lexus ES 2013 (uni gift from mom)
☂ used to wear lots of neutrals from middle school to 1st yr @ uni
☂ started being pastel princess (even hair) bc his RBF too strong but he wants friends
☂ the asian(++) community is tight: his uni grp were all pacific islanders, asians, mexicans (lots of dancers)
[rp preferences]
☂ GMT+8
☂ Style: any (but what i think is semi is fun lol)
☂ Shipping: OK
☂ Violence: OK (conditional)
☂ my rp comfort meme
Johnny Lao (c) @ me
Application (c) RainyDays-RP