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"Hey. Good to meet you. Names Robyn. You know, it isn't always easy keeping my house clean. Oof!! Especially when I have a "kicker". I mean it. This kid kicks HARD. It knocks things over all the time. Like when I set food on my belly, it bounces the food off. When I'm sitting at a table, it kicks the table up. When I go to a shelf, something gets kicked off. Even when I'm sleeping with my husband at night, the baby will sometimes kick him off the bed! Jeez! If this kid has a powerful set of legs, then I've gotta sign this kid up for soccer. Hahaha. Anyway, that's why there's always messes and spills everywhere that I have to clean up. Because, you know, a clean house is always a comfortable one if I do say so myself."

"Sure. We can talk together. That sounds like fun. But, before we do so:
-Just a few questions at a time.
-No NSFW questions. (Please keep it clean.)
-No hateful or hurtful comments.
-All compliments and encouragement are appreciated.
-And, finally, have fun.
Okey-dokey! Let's get start- Oof! Aw jeez! There goes my book!"

All credit goes to Bissell. All Rights Reserved.

Description
"Hey. Good to meet you. Names Robyn. You know, it isn't always easy keeping my house clean. Oof!! Especially when I have a "kicker". I mean it. This kid kicks HARD. It knocks things over all the time. Like when I set food on my belly, it bounces the food off. When I'm sitting at a table, it kicks the table up. When I go to a shelf, something gets kicked off. Even when I'm sleeping with my husband at night, the baby will sometimes kick him off the bed! Jeez! If this kid has a powerful set of legs, then I've gotta sign this kid up for soccer. Hahaha. Anyway, that's why there's always messes and spills everywhere that I have to clean up. Because, you know, a clean house is always a comfortable one if I do say so myself."

"Sure. We can talk together. That sounds like fun. But, before we do so:
-Just a few questions at a time.
-No NSFW questions. (Please keep it clean.)
-No hateful or hurtful comments.
-All compliments and encouragement are appreciated.
-And, finally, have fun.
Okey-dokey! Let's get start- Oof! Aw jeez! There goes my book!"

All credit goes to Bissell. All Rights Reserved.