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Yuki-Sakura — Hetalia Writing Meme [NSFW]
Published: 2010-06-22 07:51:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 295; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description 1. Prussia
2. England
3. Spain
4. S. Italy
5. Hungary
6. Turkey
7. Rome
8. Germania
9. America
10. Russia
11. Denmark
12. France
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1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
There would be lots and lots of sex. Prussia would top usually, and France would enjoy it, but he'd also make Prussia realize that it isn't a blow to your manliness if you bottom. He'd also get Prussia to realize that being a man doesn't always mean being an ass. Prussia would make France get his hands dirty sometimes and show him that name-brand clothes aren't always better.


2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
Spain and Turkey… hm… well… no. Turkey Turkey would ALWAYS top.


3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
England and Russia. Not 100% cannon, but not total crack, either.


4. Is 4 het or slash better?
Pffft. Romano goes both ways.

But is so very slash-able.


5. Have you ever read fan fiction of 5 and 11?

HungaryxDenmark? Do people even write that? Have they ever even spoken to each other?!


6. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because Rome is a BAMF. Or at least, he was back when Turkey was but a wee little nation.


7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?

LEGOLAS! XD  -shot-


8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?

A six-pack, probably. And France would have to say something to get under Gilbo's skin.


9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?

Neither. XD Spain has too much bad blood with Turkey and England.


10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Nope. Rome'd "fall" out of the boat, though.


11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.

Beauty and the Beast. :3


12. If 3 and 11 are doing S & M, who's the sadist?

Denmarks the sadist, Spain is the masochist. (He willingly lives with Romano, what do you expect?)


13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.

"Viva la Vida" (Overdone, I'm sure, but it's awesome~)


14. Is there any evidence for 4/2?

NO. Romano would whine and complain too much, then pick a fight and England would kill him dead.


15. How hot would 7/3 be?

Pedo!Rome. Yes, yes, yes. Please excuse me while I punch my ticket for hell.


16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?

Rome'd tear Germania away from England and go into Empire-mode. Neither "Britannia" nor Germania would be sitting comfortably for a weak.


17. What's 1's secret kink?

Bondage. Admittedly when he's on top, but when he finds someone he can really trust, hell allow himself to be tied down. Gil also needs to take it slow if he's being tied up. Bad memories and warrior instinct and all that.


18. How about 6?

So, Turkey. I herd u liek cat-boys. :3


19. Or perhaps 10?

Russia has a thing for piercings.


20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

"Out Sick"

France is at home with a cold, so the Bad Touch Trio must use a random fill-in. Hungary is roped in somehow and things… progress.


21. How about 2/4/6?

"Unlikely Friends with Benefits" XD


22. Or even 7/8/9?

"So You Want to be an Empire"


23. So. 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

Er… yes?


24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.

"Rome and Turkey Invade America's Backyard"


25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?

Laugh. I already ship PruxWest, so why not?


26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?

England, initially, then America would feel emasculated and top, England would enjoy his time on the bottom, then go into Empire mode occasionally when he felt that idiot needed it.


27. What if it was 3 and 9?

Spain would top little America, but after America started going west, Spain would bottom.


28. 4 and 9?

AMERICA. Romano can only top Feli and certain women.


29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?

Yes. *I* read US Slash.


30. Or 2 het?

Eh… I don't make a habit of it.


31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.

…….I can't. Hungary is just… she'd be more of a big sis.


33. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?

Spain would be a tomato. Rome would be a god.


34. Have you ever seen Fan art of 11 and 12?

Er…. They're in the same picture? And, well, it's France. Along with being a nation, he is the embodiment of Rule 34.


35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions

England. HE IS A PROPER ENGLISH GENTLEMAN! rawr.
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Comments: 5

ItsukoWolf [2010-06-22 09:01:10 +0000 UTC]

5:
WTF? XD
This paring is soo.... stupid O.o'
They all do not match! I prefer Denmark x Belgium. <3~
But apart from that meme is cool xD

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Yuki-Sakura In reply to ItsukoWolf [2010-06-22 20:48:29 +0000 UTC]

Eh, well, I believe the entire point of the meme was to make crack pairings and force people to really think. I'm not a fan of DenmarkxHungary, either, but then again I very much like the slash aspect of Hetalia, so....

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ItsukoWolf In reply to Yuki-Sakura [2010-06-22 21:16:19 +0000 UTC]

I know, I'm sorry ^^'

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Yuki-Sakura In reply to ItsukoWolf [2010-06-22 21:45:29 +0000 UTC]

What? What are you sorry for? I'm not mad!^_^

Differences of opinion make the world go 'round, and you weren't being horrible about it.

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ItsukoWolf In reply to Yuki-Sakura [2010-06-22 21:51:11 +0000 UTC]

Sorry again, but always afraid that someone is angry with me ^^'

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