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Published: 2009-04-06 03:18:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 322; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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Inside of a Bleach AIM chat room.Ever wonder what the Bleach characters do in their spare time? Answer: CHAT ROOMS! Try and guess who’s who.
Sew-boy20 has entered the chat room.
RedR-22 has entered the chat room.
Sew-boy20: Hey, they have Internet in Seireitei? Since when?
MadHatter72 has entered the chat room.
MadHatter72: I installed it for them!
RedR22: Yep, it’s true. We had to get him to help us, but first we had to get May-scientist23 to stop trying to figure it out.
May-scientist23 has entered the chat room.
May-scientist23: In my defense, ALL shinigami are stubborn, not just me.
Fox-looking21 has entered the chat room.
Evil-glasses25 has entered the chat room.
MadHatter72: Yeah, well, it sure was funny when we had to peel Aizen and Gin Off of the ceiling after going on Deviantart.com!
RedR22: Yeah. D’you think maybe we should have told them what would happen when they typed in Aizen and Ichimaru Gin in the search box at the same time?
MadHatter72: Nah, That wouldn’t have made results half that funny.
Sew-Boy20: I agree with MadHatter72. This way would definitely have been funnier.
Fox-looking21: NANI!?
Evil-glasses25: NANI!?
Tall‘n’shy52 has entered the chat room.
Tall‘n;shy52: Hey. What’s up.
WARNING
VERLOAD OF SAME MESSAGE BY ALL BUT ONE USERS:Everyone: NANI?YOU CHOOSE NOW TO SHOW UP IN THE CHAT ROOM, AFTER EVERYONE HAS FINISHED THEIR STORY AND YOU DON’T EVEN PHRASE ANYTHING LIKE A QUESTION! NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, IT’S ALWAYS A STATEMENT!
Tall‘n’shy52. . . .
Tall‘n’shy’s G.F. has entered the chat room.
Sew-boy20’ G.F. has entered the chat room.
Tall‘n’shy’s G.F.: Hi!
Sew-boy20’ G.F.: Hi!
Tall‘n’shy52.:Hi. Can I go over to where you are for a little bit? I want to talk to you for a little while.
Tall‘n’shy’s G.F.: Sure! I’d love to talk to you. I’m in the park on my laptop.
Tall‘n’shy52.
K, I’m on my way.Tall‘n’shy52. Has left the chat room.
Tall‘n’shy’s G.F. Has left the chat room.
Sew-boy20.: You wanna go get some ice cream or something?
Sew-boy20’s G.F.: Sure! Sounds good to me!
Sew-boy20: Great. Let’s go.
Sew-boy20’s G.F.: KK!
Sew-boy20. Has left the chat room.
Sew-boy20’s G.F. Has left the chat room.
RedR22.: And now I’m bored again. MadHatter my friend, we need girlfriends.
MadHatter72.: I agree. Hey, What was that?
RedR22.:IDK-Oh, never mind, It’s just Fox-looking21 and Evil-glasses52 again. Wanna go peel them off the ceiling? They really should just stay off of Deviantart.com altogether.
MadHatter72.: Can We video tape it?
RedR22.
f course! GAH!MadHatter72.: What?
RedR22.: HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST?????
MadHatter22.: You’d be surprised how fast I can move when I want to.
THA END!
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oh my, let's ake some guesses XD
Sew-boy20 = uryu
redR-22 = renji?
Madhatter = hat... hat... aha! kisuke urahara!
May-sciencist = mayuri, defnitely mayuri
fox-looking = Gin
evil-glasses = Aizen
Tall'n'shy = Chad
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sewboy20 ichigo
sewboy20'gf rukia
tall'n'shy no idea
tall'n'shy"gf no idea
redr22 renji
madhatter captain of 12th squad i think can't remember his squad number
may scientist okay now i'm confused
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How serendipitous for you that I happened upon your story! You are about to receive one of my more creative flames, written from the copious amount of words which people suggested for my flame-writing challenge. After all, one can only use a copy-paste flame for so long before it becomes trite, right?
Right.
Now, before I crack my knuckles and begin, I certainly hope you don’t suffer from katagelophobia as I’m about to flame this disastrous fiasco you call a story, or from triskaidekaphobia as this sentence will end with the number 13.
I wish I could tell you that you didn’t have superfluous spelling errors or that your loathsome grammar didn’t make me cringe. I wish I could tell you that your plot wasn’t turbid and your characters banal. And I also wish I could work the word antidisestablishmentarianism into this flame….but, alas, I can’t do any of those things.
Now, perhaps there is an excuse for you posting this irredeemable excrement. Maybe you were drunk on a few strawberry daiquiris, or maybe you were even attacked by a bevy of flailing birds when you were younger, thus causing a permanent writing-related affliction. Or perhaps your computer was hijacked by a crank-addicted Sasquatch or a monkey whose loose sphincter and love of broccoli causes an aeruginous effluvium wherever he goes.
Whatever the excuse, it doesn’t make your story inscrutable to honest feedback like this:
I would rather attend a hoedown where inbred midgets caterwaul and perform fouettes while some guy named Jed plays the piano with an unmentionable body part than read any more of this pitiful abomination you call a story. I would rather be forced to participate in the domestication of rabid chupacabras than read one more sentence of your crap. I would even rather have an internship with Microsoft where I have to juxtapose logarithms for no reason and answer questions in pig-Latin about misconfigurations or network error messages all day.
I wish I could have faith that you will have an epiphany from this and produce a copasetic story, or that you’ll become obsequious to the fundamentals of the English language, but I think my left testicle will become a famous daredevil who competes in monster truck races before that happens. In other words: as a writer, you fail.
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Look, if someone comes up with a story that they like its fine for them to want to share it with other people. Not everyone has to like it, thats their own opinion. Instead of telling her that she fails as a writer you should of told her things she needs to work on and help her become a better writer.
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Haha I would except that she would probably respond the same way. And I expect halfway decent writing when I read something. Reader's rights. If she doesn't feel like writing something's that's not half-assed than maybe she should really rethink writing.
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If you disliked my story so much, why did you even waste your time commenting on it? Are you really that bored? Also, may I remind you that this is a CHAT ROOM story. Although I wouldn't expect you to know what a chat room is, seeing that you have so few friends that you spend your time flaming stories that you dont even like. If I wanted critique, I would have put the critique option on this story. Although I am very glad that I didn't, for unoriginal people like you would simply leave tasteless messages like you did.
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Before you accuse someone of having no life remember: you ARE the author of a Bleach chatroom fiction.
Are you afraid of people telling you the truth about your story? Do you just want people to pour sugar in your ear? You got plenty of idiots to do that for you.
Oh, I didn't write this flame. Why would I spend so much time on a piece of crap like this? It was a copy-paste from an amazing piece of brilliance.
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I'm sorry that I was so rude to you, I was fairly pissed off when I read your messege. Was it really that bad? I read it over , to be sure. And yeah, it was pretty crappy, i'll admit. But what can I say? It WAS a chatroom. I just wanted to see what would happen if I wrote one. And no, I am not afraid of people telling me what is the truth about my story. It actually offends me when somone thinks that they are inclined to comment a good response just because I claimed to work hard on the story. It got really crappy after I was finished talking about Aizen and Gin. I just needed somthing to fill in the big gaping hole where the rest of my story should be.
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Well thats just your opinion another person may come a long and actually enjoy reading this. If she enjoys writing i say go ahead and write all you want. There are other ways to tell a person that you don't like their story then the way you did.
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Thank you 4 defending me.
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Well, certainly my story has a few errors, but there is no reason that you should judge me when that was my first time writing somthing for that particular anime. Although I am fairly impressed with your extensive and well-used vocabulary, and the fact that you were able to write such a long flame about my story without obviously repeating the same message over a thousand times. But now I must begin a flame of my own. : First of all, if you had half a brain, you would know just by glancing at the top of my profile screen that I am too young too drink. And obviously there is really no point in a chatroom, it was just posted because of lack of anything else. So it could not possibly have been good, Sir Obvious. Also, I would like to remind you that, although your Flame messege was well-thought out and put together,
I REALLY DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT SOMONE I DONT EVEN KNOW THINKS OF MY WRITING. Therfore, your super ficial messege is of no interest to me what-so-ever. Obviously the result of a lack of anything better to do, I suggest that you stop writing Flame messeges and get a life.
*Nasaly mocking voice*In other words, as a functioning member of society, YOU SUCK!
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YAYZ first comment is mine i less than thirty seconds!
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