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SamanthaMaria โ™€๏ธ [13598507] [2010-04-18 18:29:23 +0000 UTC] "Certified Squid Whisperer" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 278; Deviations: 23; Watchers: 18

Watching: 40; Pageviews: 6987; Comments Made: 1128; Friends: 40

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: James McGaw, Salvador Dali
Favorite movies: Last Of The Mohicans, Atonement, Cannibal Holocaust, A Clockwork Orange
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Eels, The Killers, Passion Pit, Florence + The Machine, Dario Marianelli, Lady Gaga
Favorite writers: James McGaw (again!~), James Elroy, Vladimir Nabokov, Jane Austen, Ian McEwan, Laura Whitcomb
Favorite games: Silent Hill Series, Devil May Cry Series, Galerians, Resident Evil Series, Sims
Favorite gaming platform: A 360 that's been dismembered with a fork and turned into a toaster.
Tools of the Trade: Watercolor pencils, Watercolor paper, Pilot pen, MY GIGANTIC DICK.
Other Interests: Not getting myself shot. :C

# About me

I am a weirdling.

Trust me, if you haven't found out already you will soon.

Current Residence: The Economic Shithole known as Michigan
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Favourite genre of music: Prog Rock, Indie, Classical, Rock, Alternative, Classic Rock, Trance, Ambient
Favourite style of art: Semi-Realism, Anime/Manga, Cartoon, Painting
Operating System: My Lappity Toppity Box
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: CONCH LOL
Wallpaper of choice: Psychedelic Trees HURR HURR
Skin of choice: MY DICK SKIN.
Favourite cartoon character: YOUR MOTHER.
Personal Quote: "Don't worry, It's only a cold sore."

# Comments

Comments: 269

ZeTrystan In reply to ??? [2011-04-13 01:35:52 +0000 UTC]

Seriously? xD I wonder how it is... (must be quite the same...)

THIS IS NOT MADNESS.
THIS IS FRENCH STREREOTYYYYYYYYYYPE!

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SamanthaMaria In reply to ZeTrystan [2011-04-13 18:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Nah, It's pretty funny actually. Below our apartment there's a crazy drugged-out unmarried couple with a baby that they neglect and that cries at all hours of the night. Right across from us is a girl about my age that lives with her adopted mother that scream at each other and can be heard throughout all the apartment building. On top of that the girl has a tendency to run off in cars with older guys and also has boys come over when her mom's not there. I see it happen all the time.
Then our Landlord is a lesbian with her badass lady-lover upstairs. And then just all around town there are all those black-on-black murders and shootings, lots of gangsters and lighting houses on fire for some reason. Actually, on the news last week there was this case of a 13-year-old girl who gave birth to a dead baby in her attic and the father of the child was her 16-year-old brother. Plus the house was super small for six other people living there and a shit ton of dogs that tore up the place and it's property.
That's Saginaw for you. You know, they call it Sagnasty for a reason.

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ZeTrystan In reply to SamanthaMaria [2011-04-14 01:54:32 +0000 UTC]

(Saginaw? Sagnasty? Whut? xD)
Wow, yeah, you sure seems to live in a guetto apparently.
I suppose the fact that you live in a apartment doesn't really help to be calm. D: But, do you feel ok with all that? รด_o

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SamanthaMaria In reply to ZeTrystan [2011-04-14 03:50:44 +0000 UTC]

Saginaw is the name of the city I live in, but everyone has it nicknames "Sagnasty" because of how bad it is. Sag-NASTY. lol X)

Yeah, it's actually pretty funny. But I don't live in the exact worse part. The city has an east and west side, and I live on the east side which is the better part. The west side appears when you cross the bridge over the river and a little bit before that, where the township ends and the city begins. The west side is pretty damn bad, but not as bad as the other city right by us, Flint. Flint is shit. And then below that is Detroit, which is DEFINITELY terrible. Just look up the crime rates of metro Detroit and you'll see.

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ZeTrystan In reply to SamanthaMaria [2011-04-14 13:31:08 +0000 UTC]

OH, NASTY, ok. xD

*check the crime rate on Google*

________________________________
Detroit
Crime rates (2009)
Crime type_______________Rate*
Homicide:________________40.1
Forcible rape:___________36.8
Robbery:_________________650.8
Aggravated assault:______1,238.9
Violent crime:___________1,966.8
Burglary:________________2,090.7
Larceny-theft:___________2,079.5
Motor vehicle theft:_____2,044.6
Arson:___________________68.6
Property crime:__________5,567.5
Notes:
* Number of reported crimes per 100,000 population.
*Compare with other cities
Source: FBI 2009 UCR data
________________________________

D:

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SamanthaMaria In reply to ZeTrystan [2011-04-14 13:44:50 +0000 UTC]

Yep, there you go. :I

Actually, last year my brother had gone down to Detroit to pick up his girlfriend and they had stopped at a store or something and when they came back someone had stolen his car. They found it like a month or two later in a ditch after it had been dismantled for it's parts in a chop-shop. Welcome to Michigan, my friend.

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ZeTrystan In reply to SamanthaMaria [2011-04-14 13:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I think I won't go there unprepared. รด_o
Also, it's kind of hard for me to visualize, considering here, in Montreal, even if there's murders and everything, it's kinda calm.

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SamanthaMaria In reply to ZeTrystan [2011-04-14 13:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Good idea. If you've ever listened to the rapper Eminem he talks about a notorious street in Detroit called "8 Mile" where terrible shit goes down. He grew up in the ghetto of Detroit so he knows what's up.
I can't even imagine how placid Canada is, it just seems like such a pleasant country! Which is why I kind of want to move there.

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ZeTrystan In reply to SamanthaMaria [2011-04-14 14:55:16 +0000 UTC]

Eminem lived here? x) That explains a lot. xD

You should if you want! It's calm calm calm... u_u

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SamanthaMaria In reply to ZeTrystan [2011-04-18 01:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yes please! Let me live under your beddddd

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cutmore In reply to ??? [2011-03-01 22:54:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Fav on Redhead

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SamanthaMaria In reply to cutmore [2011-03-01 23:22:06 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome

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cutmore In reply to SamanthaMaria [2011-03-01 23:35:13 +0000 UTC]

I like your vomiting rainbow.

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SamanthaMaria In reply to cutmore [2011-03-02 02:07:15 +0000 UTC]

Why, thank you. Thank you very much.

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cutmore In reply to SamanthaMaria [2011-03-02 04:34:13 +0000 UTC]

no worries.

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Tomoe-Hikage In reply to ??? [2011-02-27 17:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday~โ™ฅ


At least that's what dA has told me, if it is, I hope you have a good day today. If not... oops... still have a good day today.

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SamanthaMaria In reply to Tomoe-Hikage [2011-02-27 21:30:23 +0000 UTC]

Haha thank you Tomoe! I'm 14 now

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ZeTrystan In reply to ??? [2011-02-22 20:03:11 +0000 UTC]

Hey hey, I finished your present! xD (I had no school today, so I had time!)

Do you want to see it now?

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SamanthaMaria In reply to ZeTrystan [2011-02-22 21:50:07 +0000 UTC]

OH!~ YES PLEASE!!~ THANK YOU!!!~~~

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ZeTrystan In reply to SamanthaMaria [2011-02-22 22:06:58 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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bushsbunny In reply to ??? [2010-11-04 12:00:01 +0000 UTC]

You are hilarious! You should have your own (animated?) show!

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SamanthaMaria In reply to bushsbunny [2010-11-04 20:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Haha thank you, I'm so flattered!

I feel all warm and squiggly on the inside now.

But anyway, hello!~

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fullmetalfantasy In reply to ??? [2010-10-15 20:43:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch ;D

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SamanthaMaria In reply to fullmetalfantasy [2010-10-15 22:09:59 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome, my good sir.

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FluxRifleGladiator In reply to ??? [2010-10-11 20:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch

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SamanthaMaria In reply to FluxRifleGladiator [2010-10-11 21:42:24 +0000 UTC]

Of course~

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SamAutomatic In reply to ??? [2010-10-09 19:04:05 +0000 UTC]

You do requests? like of silent hill?

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SamanthaMaria In reply to SamAutomatic [2010-10-09 22:11:54 +0000 UTC]

If you want me to, I can.

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SamAutomatic In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-10-10 00:12:48 +0000 UTC]

;] thanks.

ehhmm, am i aloud to say 2 people.
A SH character and my OC?

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SamanthaMaria In reply to SamAutomatic [2010-10-10 16:09:19 +0000 UTC]

Sure~~~

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SamAutomatic In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-10-10 16:39:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks (:

Can you make my OC and Vincent (<3 ) xD
Like side hugging or either one.
Lmao i love vin.


Thanks

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SamanthaMaria In reply to SamAutomatic [2010-10-13 20:47:06 +0000 UTC]

Okay Now who's your oc? Description or a pic plz would be great.

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SamAutomatic In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-10-13 21:23:16 +0000 UTC]

[link]
This is my OC ^ (:

& You dont have to make the hat. Its hard XD

thank you ! <3

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SamanthaMaria In reply to SamAutomatic [2010-10-14 01:12:06 +0000 UTC]

Of course, she's really cute too.

Glad to be a service, madam!~

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SamAutomatic In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-10-14 01:12:43 +0000 UTC]

LOL; thank you (: !

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SamanthaMaria In reply to SamAutomatic [2010-10-14 20:51:25 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome

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Misty-Ketchum123 In reply to ??? [2010-09-22 02:35:24 +0000 UTC]

[link]

COOL CLARKSON, LAWL

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SamanthaMaria In reply to Misty-Ketchum123 [2010-09-23 00:57:34 +0000 UTC]

NEEEHHHH.


His face is just like what.

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Misty-Ketchum123 In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-09-23 01:52:40 +0000 UTC]

It was better when we were FUCKING >:3

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SamanthaMaria In reply to Misty-Ketchum123 [2010-09-26 16:20:11 +0000 UTC]

EEERRRRRGH

HEHBLAAAARGHHHGAAACKK

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Misty-Ketchum123 In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-09-27 21:48:27 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAAAA. >:]

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SamanthaMaria In reply to Misty-Ketchum123 [2010-09-30 23:01:00 +0000 UTC]

Boohoohoo. :c

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Hakadirune In reply to ??? [2010-09-03 15:01:48 +0000 UTC]

pic an account woman XD

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SamanthaMaria In reply to Hakadirune [2010-09-03 16:04:20 +0000 UTC]

HAHA MY CHILD HAHA.

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Hakadirune In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-09-03 16:37:43 +0000 UTC]

never shall you be my mother lol

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SamanthaMaria In reply to Hakadirune [2010-09-05 23:28:42 +0000 UTC]

OH, BUT I WILL.

I WILL.

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Hakadirune In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-09-06 17:31:54 +0000 UTC]

If you will prepare to lose your insides

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SamanthaMaria In reply to Hakadirune [2010-09-07 02:44:26 +0000 UTC]

What makes you think I already haven't? C:

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Hakadirune In reply to SamanthaMaria [2010-09-07 03:11:33 +0000 UTC]

thats true with the syrup in all

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xXstillhereXx In reply to ??? [2010-08-23 02:07:25 +0000 UTC]

FUUUUCK.
I still can't find you.

HERE:

[link] !/profile.php?id=1228197797

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