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SamanthaMaria
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[2010-04-18 18:29:23 +0000 UTC]
"Certified Squid Whisperer"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 278; Deviations: 23; Watchers: 18
Watching: 40; Pageviews: 6987; Comments Made: 1128; Friends: 40
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: James McGaw, Salvador DaliFavorite movies: Last Of The Mohicans, Atonement, Cannibal Holocaust, A Clockwork Orange
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Eels, The Killers, Passion Pit, Florence + The Machine, Dario Marianelli, Lady Gaga
Favorite writers: James McGaw (again!~), James Elroy, Vladimir Nabokov, Jane Austen, Ian McEwan, Laura Whitcomb
Favorite games: Silent Hill Series, Devil May Cry Series, Galerians, Resident Evil Series, Sims
Favorite gaming platform: A 360 that's been dismembered with a fork and turned into a toaster.
Tools of the Trade: Watercolor pencils, Watercolor paper, Pilot pen, MY GIGANTIC DICK.
Other Interests: Not getting myself shot. :C
# About me
I am a weirdling.Trust me, if you haven't found out already you will soon.
Current Residence: The Economic Shithole known as Michigan
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Favourite genre of music: Prog Rock, Indie, Classical, Rock, Alternative, Classic Rock, Trance, Ambient
Favourite style of art: Semi-Realism, Anime/Manga, Cartoon, Painting
Operating System: My Lappity Toppity Box
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: CONCH LOL
Wallpaper of choice: Psychedelic Trees HURR HURR
Skin of choice: MY DICK SKIN.
Favourite cartoon character: YOUR MOTHER.
Personal Quote: "Don't worry, It's only a cold sore."
# Comments
Comments: 269
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.
I asked "why?"
The angel said "angels don't watch over angels."
Twenty one angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, Ten are playing, one is reading this message.
Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.
Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.
If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain.
Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard.
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I am a glorious and beautiful being.
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Yes, yes you are... you wonderful person yoooou....
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Been a looooong while, eh?
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A loooong while. Yes, indeed.
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OMG! You like Aunt Jemima, too?! Praise the Lord, I'm not alone!!
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Oh lawd, I WORSHIP Aunt Jemima. SHE IS MY GOD(ESS).
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Haha MERCI, MON AMIE~ ;D
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Nooooooo, don't put a "e" at the end of ami! xD Haha! I'm not a girl!
(god, I love your icon)
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PFFFF, I'M SO SORRY. ;___;
Or... could you be a girl? 0:
MAYBE...
And lol thank you! 
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*SH2 Maria style* I can be... if you want me to be.
Naaaah, I joke, I joke. xD
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PFFFF.
I saw this and thought of you ;D
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OOOOOOH NOOOOO, Jenna Lee! xD Haha!
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OUI OUI!~ ;D
They showed this to us in French class, and I'm just like... Man, it's the other way around.
FRENCH BOYS ARE THE DREAM OF US GIRLS.
Well, for me anyway.
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Why did they show you that on french class?! xD Haha!
Aaaaaw. If you go in France one day, you will suffer from disillusion. u_u
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Because they show us French music videos every Friday~ XD
And how will I suffer from disillusion, my friend? D;
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That's nice! xD Haha! I would have liked if they'd done that in our english classes! x]
Because nobody is as awesome as me. (no I'm joking. xD It's mostly because right now, in France, there's a sort of douche-bag mode, it's kind of surprising. 
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OBVIOUSLY. NOBODY IS AS TRYSTAN-TASTIC AND MY BELOVED TRYSTAN HIMSELF~
Douche-bag mode? D: I get that enough from US dudes already! Explainnnnn
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We're awesome. xD Haha!
Well, I don't really know how to explain it, but most of the teens and young adults in France speaks "Verlan" (normal language with reversed syllables) and try to act in a "cool but yet non-respectful" way. :/ Well, in other words, the SORT OF "classy French stereotype" is gone. xD
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Of course~ ;D
Bahh, the "cool kids." I know what you mean, we've got some annoying asses here that have somewhat the same problem, but mostly it's just ignorant white kids trying to act black/ghetto/gangsta. XD
Pff, CLASSY FRENCH STEREOTYPES. I hate having stereotypes of anyone, SO I DON'T. ;D
And I would hope you don't think every American man is a buff, beach-loving meathead womanzier. Or that every American woman is a blonde, big-boobs-tiny-waist'd, ditzy fake moron.
I think I stand up against that stereotype enough as it is just by being myself.
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YOU'RE SO RIGHT x]
Ho damn, you just broke my american dream. xD (joke)
Strangely enough, being against stereotypes is a stereotype! xD
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BUH BUH BUHHHH. That is a true mindfuck my friend.
THANKS NOW YOU RUINED MY PSYCHOLOGICAL DREAM ;__;
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Mindfuck is being mindfucking.
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FUCK THAT MIND, BITCH.
Ew Penis in the brain.
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What is that fat pink lard oh holy God
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I don't know and I never want to meet her/him/this.
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My thoughts exactly, my friend. My thoughts exactly.
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GET THAT OUT OF HERE YOUNG MAN. I THOUGHT YOU'D KNOW BETTER THAN TO DRAG A WHALE INTO THE HOUSE.
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But how can I get rid of this?!
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Hold on, maybe we can store it's blubber for the coming winters to ensure our survival. .___.
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