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84-pontiac-dream
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[2009-09-23 22:55:46 +0000 UTC]
"TURDLE"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1088; Deviations: 29; Watchers: 46
Watching: 91; Pageviews: 12323; Comments Made: 1314; Friends: 91
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: Modest Mouse, Boards of Canada, Built to Spill, The BeatlesFavorite games: Silent Hill, Pokemon
Favorite gaming platform: PS2, Gameboy, and Wii
Other Interests: photos, guitar, music
# About me
find me here:youtube: www.youtube.com/user/masadasenβ¦
tumblr: 84pontiacdream.tumblr.com/
formspring: www.formspring.me/maddiehoth
note me for facebook or myspace.
Hi! I come on this account every once in a while, I'll post stuff here too.
Favourite genre of music: Chiptune and Ambient
Favourite style of art: Pixel Art, Horror, Photography
# Comments
Comments: 507
Great work! Love the analogue feeling your photos show. I can see the BoC influence there.
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Hey! I just wanted to let you know my accont Nicolexlikesxsheep was deactivated and I moved all my stuff to this account.
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1000 Germanyface Mokubas
Johandog paced purple back and forth. Favorit dread filled his heart. Gangster!Johan should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my rainbow love, Johandog thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Gangster!Johan had been taken hostage by Gay Anus, a supervillain who had the city in a state of kawaii terror. Johandog fainted dead away, "How can I have a baby out of my dick?" Judai screamed again..
When he came to, there was a bump on his penis and the favorit dread had returned. "Gangster!Johan, my sexy honey bunny," he cried out sexily. "What is Gay Anus doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing fabulously as he birthed him in the dick.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Johandog remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 germanyface mokubas, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Johandog ordered in a supply of germanyface and set to work, folding mokubas until his penis was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last mokuba when Gangster!Johan walked in the front door.
"Gangster!Johan!" Johandog screamed and threw himself into Gangster!Johan's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 germanyface mokubas and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing He sighed. "I don't know the meaning of the word love.". He kissed Gangster!Johan gayly on the dick.
"Actually," Gangster!Johan said, pulling away horrendously, "I was rescued by the Beautiful Mokuba. He's a new superhero in town." Gangster!Johan sighed. "And he's really purple."
The favorit dread came back. "But you're homosexual to be back here with me, right?"
Gangster!Johan checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Beautiful Mokuba for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay fabulous, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Johandog choked back a sob and started folding another mokuba. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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BEST STORY EVAR.
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PICTURE JOHANDOG GOING TO A BAR
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HE WALKS IN
PISSES
BARKS
LEAVES
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k$sha? i wonder who she is
i only know ke$ha
(aka CHECK YOUR SPELLING ily)
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ARGH i hate you
kssha
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yes i like kesha
DEAL W/ IT NERD
jk jk ilu lydia
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...................................
she ripped off uffie
[link]
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still i like her songs
if i liked uffie i would care she ripped her off but
eh, nobodys the same
SORRY IF IM ACTING LIKE A BITCH i'm not in the best mood atm
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IT'S OK BBY.
I JUST HATE YOU FOR LIKING KESHA BUT NOT REALLY.
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SUKI DAISUKIIII
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