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Anakarisplz ♂️ [25092136] [2013-01-08 16:14:26 +0000 UTC] "ALL HAIL THE IMPERIAL PUDDING!" (Egypt)

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# About me

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The Nine Commandments

The Holy King is the one and only God.

Each day's prayer must not be missed.

Must not abuse the elderly. Must not assign labor to children.

Death must not be feared. All life must be solemn before death.

At dawn, your home and body must be cleansed with holy sand.

Must not make any debts that are more than one days earning. Must not fail to pay your debts for 10 or more days.

Pray for your health and family's health.

Must not kill anyone without sin. Murderers must forfeit their life to the King.

Do three good deeds a day: One for yourself. One for others. One for the King.

Ultimate and immortal. The only and absolute. I am the true king of this golden kingdom which shines brilliantly. Anakaris the first. Those of you who kneel to me are granted the right to be protected equally under the name of god. But, if you refuse my protection and oppose me, you will be judged under god's name and will be burned with the flames of hell.

Those who respect heaven will be given eternal happiness. Those who look down on heaven must pay the price of one's foolishness with one's own life I promise my eternal rule and I allow only souls worthy to gather to my knee's.