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AnarchicalMalkin
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[2010-02-09 01:14:38 +0000 UTC]
"♍ IceWolf910 "
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 10428; Deviations: 444; Watchers: 330
Watching: 180; Pageviews: 87739; Comments Made: 21691; Friends: 180
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Hmmm.....I can't exactly choose! I have many!Favorite movies: Many of the old, animated Disney movies!
Favorite TV shows: SAY YES TO THE FREAKIN' DRESS...and Toddler's Tiara
Favorite bands / musical artists: The Homestuck Albums!!!
Favorite books: Warrior Cats, The Scorpio Races, and some others!
Favorite writers: Eridan Ampora
Favorite games: Skyrim, Halo, anything created by Valve, everything.
Favorite gaming platform: XBOX
Tools of the Trade: Photoshop :D
Other Interests: Homestuck, Homestuck, Homestuck, Roleplaying Homestuck, Homestuck.
# About me
I AM A PROUD
Moirails! ==>
Other awesome friends! -->
If you want to know something about me, TOO BAD. I had all my stuff down, but I went to do something and it deleted everything. This sucks. But hey, if you have a question worth my time, go right ahead and ask your dreams away!
Funny things others and I have said(I restarted this. My other funny things are kept on another file. 1-288 is a lot to have on a page, and I was kind of a baby in getting rid of some so I'mma just restart. :)):
1. Some Guy: Hey Eric?
Me: Yeah?
Grimmaid: WTF NEKORAGE HE'S IN MY CLASS YOU ASSHOLE! SHIT HE MIGHT HAVE SEEN US!
Me: SHIT!
2. BLAK LIPPYSTIK.
3. Mom: Go take a shower! The party started at 1:00!
Brother: Well god forbid we miss the pony release!
4. What was the name of that movie again? Extremely Louder Than What I Came For?
5. Alright princess let me just take your vocal chords, dip it in some alcohol, and put it in my throat.
6. Mom: NEKORAGE!
Me: WHAT?! I'm trying to have a Midsummer Night's recollection!!!
7. Me: Remember that time when I was walking outside in a blizzard to get to your house which was 3 miles away? Yeah, I can just see myself now. In that puffy winter coat with a Nintendo World shopping bag filled with wii items.
Grimmaid: You were an idiot.
8. So animu!
9. Why can't they just have normal spikey hair!?
10. Can they have something that's not completely ugly.
11. The Crappymobile!
12. *Pin ball hits button in an impossible way* Excellent.
13. *Grimmaid tries to hit the button again, but all the colors get switched up and the color pattern is ruined* WELL GREAT JOB. NOW WE JUST HAVE TO DO THAT ALL OVER AGAIN.
14. Grimmaid: How about these buttons? *Points to some lime green buttons*
Me: No. They are too small and sucky. I want a specific type of button.
Grimmaid: You can't be so bitchy about the buttons! There's nothing wrong with them!
Me: EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THEM UNLESS THEY ARE A CERTAIN. TYPE. OF. BUTTON!
15. Psiioniic: What iif ii have to pee?
Psiioniic 2: Then pee iin your pant2.
Psiioniic: But ii cant pee iin the bed. ii'd never be iinviited agaiin.
Psiioniic 2: Then get up and go to the bathroom.
Psiioniic: But then ii'd dii2turb her!
Psiioniic 2: Then pretend to do 2omethiing, fall down the 2taiir2, and pee your2elf. then 2he'll feel bad for you becau2e you got 2o 2cared that you peed your2elf.
Psiioniic: That2 awful!!!
16. Me: *Happily married to my husband* *Brings a bucket into the room*
Husband: What is that for?
Me: You've read Homestuck, right? This is how it works!
*Divorced the next day*
17. Mini-moose: Yeah, I agree. She needs to help the people who really need it! But of course she's probably going to be like, LOL NOPE. EXCUSE ME KID THAT NEEDS HELP GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU ARE BLOCKING MY VIEW OF TAYLOR.
18. Bouncer: ....K she's allowed in as long as she doesn't drink.
Me: This is highly illegal...
Brother: My sister is a tank. She can drink 3 bottles of vodka and live. Let's go, guys. *We all walk into the bar and I start crying*
19. Sippybitch
20. Me: Screwed like a nail!
Grimmaid: You screw screws. You hammer nails.
Me: ...Oh.
21. Followatchers
22. Me playing Minecraft is a funny thing in itself.
23. Me:This is the new Minecraft tavern. I call it The Stone Box. My first creation ever! It has a glass bar that over looks the ocean. But the bartender has to like, levitate.
Grimmaid: Can we destroy it now?
Me: *Sadly destroys The Stone Box in such a depressing way*
24. All you managed to do was catch this one sheep? Grimmaid you had ONE JOB!
25. *Both me and Grimmaid fall into a hole in Minecraft and can't get out*
Grimmaid: One of us has to die.
Me: The question is...who will it be?
Grimmaid: Well Nekorage I'm the one with all the good stuff in my invetory.
Me: I HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TOO.
Grimmaid: *Laughs*
Me:
26. Sam: This popcorn bag expires today.
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *Quickly rips bag open*
27. AH, FALL. I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO GET AS COLD AS SHIT SO EVERY MOSQUITO DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH AS I WARM UP THINKING ABOUT OTPS.
28. Air soft bacon flat
29. GOOD. GOOD. YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE RIGHT BECAUSE I WILL MAKE THE HORNS SO DAMN GOOD, THAT PEOPLE AT THE CON WILL CRY ON THEIR KNEES AND THEY TAKE OFF THEIR HORNS AND THROW THEM AT THE GROUND.
30. Rachel: Making my way on the bus. Walking fast.
Me: You can sit next to me, Rachel. *Smiles weirdly*
Rachel: Walking faster.
31. Mark: You want a mint? It's spearmint.
Me: Okay
Mark: Yeah you do, I knew you would. It's a mouth full of happy.
32. Bro 1: Look we have the zombie on the bus. Let's keep him here.
Bro 2: His name shall be Tim.
# Comments
Comments: 8711
Hey friendo! Do you use any other art sites?? I miss all my old peeps /o\
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Hello!
It's been a while since we talked, how have you been?
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Heeeeeey! Idk why but I just wanted to know if you remembered me XD
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Yes I do actually and it seems that you barely changed! 
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It's really odd, I was just looking through some older things and I was just wondering where you had gone so I made it a small mission to find you. Then it occurred to me maybe she wont remember me. But you have, and I am very ecstatic to see all the wonderful things you have created
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Ah well I left dA because of some certain reasons. I was kind of sick of the amount of people copying me, and it was happening quite a bit after I asked them to stop and tried helping them learn different and more original styles. It happened to a lot of people and a lot of the didn't learn so I just subtracted myself from the issue rather than getting angry (they are just kids and are innocent, but I couldn't really take it after a while). Now I am basically dead here other than for looking at like, clay-made stuff and clothing. But yeah of course I remember you, you were like the coolest male espeon roleplayer.
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I really dislike it when the immature people don't realize (or maybe do realize) that they are in fact being an annoyance to others. but like you said most of them are kids and don't listen or just ignore you but what can we do tough. We can choose to ignore them our self and keep them as far away as possible or seclude our art from unwelcome d or welcomed eyes
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Hey! Thanks for the 
I hope that you have time to enter! 
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Wowza, it's been a heck of a long time since we've talked.
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No problem. Hope you had a good one!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
man, i miss seeing your posts in my messages
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Ah sorry friend, I had to leave dA though!
Thank you so much for the birthday wishes!
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I do miss you, but do what you please!
Of course!
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Happy Birthday
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Thanks!
And I'm good but I remain inactive here now. So sorry I won't be responding much after this comment anyway, but please have a great day!
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not a problem, you as well.
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Thanks!!!! Have a wonderful week!
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You're very welcome! :3
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Thank you so much!!! I appreciate it!!!
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HHHAAIII YYOOOUUUUU
Expect me in the hallways from now on and whenever I see you I'll just be like YOOOOOOOOOOO
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Aahahaha and expect me to scream and jump on you
Noomgimsoawkwardimsosorry;__;
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Son of a mother fudger I reeeeally need to keep up on my stalking- er, watching. Anyway, if you happen to remember that Cacti Merchant fanart I did for you, I realized it DEFINITELY needed to be redone. xD Soooo here's a link to a way better one I did. [link]
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Your Welcome! Oh You Have An Xbox. May I Ask What Your Gammertag Is?
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No I do not actually own one, sorry. I use my friend's, and then she even doesn't use xbox live.
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Oh Don't Worry It's Cool.
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Hello random person!
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lol ^^ how are you? (if thats not to weird for me to ask?)
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Pretty good! You?
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bloody awesome cosplaying jake english right now!
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OH SWEET! I hope you have some epic dual wielding guns!
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yes! well the pistols im still working on!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS BEST FRIEND.
I'M GONNA PEE ALL OVER YOUR FRONT PAGE.
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MY BROTHER WANTS THE COMPUTER SO IF YOU WANT ME OVER YU'D HAVE TO CALL OR SOMETHING TO TELL BE BECAUSE I'LL BE GONE NOW.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I LEAVE FOR 2 HOURS AND SUDDENLY THIS.
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YEAH, 2 HOURS.
THAT'S A LONG TIME DUDE.
SO IN THE MEANTIME I PEED ON EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
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EWW BUT I OWN EVERYTHING.
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