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AveryHayes
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[2008-08-03 06:45:47 +0000 UTC]
"Maximize the absurdity."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 481; Deviations: 100; Watchers: 52
Watching: 341; Pageviews: 12851; Comments Made: 2505; Friends: 341
# Interests
Favorite movies: In BrugesFavorite bands / musical artists: Slayer, Iron Savior, Judas Priest, Sting, Paul McCartney, VnV Nation
Favorite writers: Jeff Somers, Jack McDevitt, John Scalzi
Favorite games: System Shock 2
Favorite gaming platform: PC master race
Other Interests: Gaming, writing, music.
# Comments
Comments: 134
I've missed your writing. And balley 2 reminds me of Krieger from Archer. Lol lol lol
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Haha, thanks! I may have subconsciously channeled him for that one..
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Thank you so so much for the watch! It's truly something I appreciate!
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Wtf, why wasn't I following you?! 
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D:
Is fixed now! We bros for life! We write together we die together!
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I'm holding you to that, buddy. If I get into an ugly car accident anytime soon, I'll make sure to message you and let you know that it's time to hold up your end of that deal before I bleed out. XD
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I carry a killswitch-activated cyanide pill, when your death is reported it breaks apart and enters my body and it will be filled.
...That got gruesome quick. O_o
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Two little morbid fucks are we!
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Your request is done; sorry for the wait
[link]
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Lol it's k, I kind of cheated anyway >_>;
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"A little bit of iron is good for you"
Damn you can write.
you SOB!
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No problem, I like your comic.
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Thank you very much for the fav. Hope you have a wonderful day
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Your gallery seems to be suspiciously vacant of FlashFics, sir. I find this... unsettling.
I hope all is well?
AND OH, ~RiBear IS ON YOUR RECENT WATCHERS LIST! I love when my dA friends cross-pollinate.
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Hr- UH.
IMPROMPTU CAMPING. TESLA BEAR CANNONS. PLAGUES AND FAMINES.
excusesexcusesexcuses
All is fine, there's just a lot happening right now. (Looking for a job, selling car, changing lifestyle and ALL THAT NONSENSE) It's harder to find time to write than usual. XD
Why can't I think of any decent pollination/sex jokes
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Pathetic. Pollination in and of itself IS a pollination/sex joke. Like, seriously, "THE BEE IS THE TREE'S PENIS HURHUR" would've sufficed.
Though.. Tesla bear cannons... is a pretty clever excuse. I just might accept it.
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BEES ARE MASS RAPISTS
I'm so edgy.
I'm glad you like that excuse, I was really proud of it. I MEAN... IT IS A TOTALLY LEGIT EXCUSE WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOUBTING ME
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Actually- scratch that. That response was so lacking in emotion and interest that I wish I'd thought over my words before I hit the post button.
Allow me to try again..
Hello, lovelyloon! It's been much too long since our last conversation.. I intend to make up for what I did not have the capacity to do years ago when you first found me on that "other" account: Hello, you - how's life treating you these days?
Mine has changed me. And for the better, too. ;]
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Haha, no worries.
It's the thought that counts, no matter how belated..?
P:
It has, it has. Several years, i believe.
And life is crazysauce, ha.
Have you a Skype, perchance..?
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Oh yes, I do indeed have a Skype, and am on it just about always.
nick_comrade
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