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[2011-03-18 18:27:01 +0000 UTC]
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Cheers!
Thanks for the Watch!
It really is appreciated.
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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No problem. Interesting story. Most certainly one of the more interesting thanks for a llama messages I've received.
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Thanks.
Just spreading the crazy, one person at a time. But once my mass dispersion technology is complete, I will finally be able to implement my plans for world domination.
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The world would be improved by being run by Llamas to be fair.Β
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Hi there! Thanks so much for faving my work, it's really appreciated
If you like my work, feel free to give me a watch too~!
I hope you have a wonderful day
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Thanks for the favorite, I really appreciate it 
Don't forget watch me if you want to see more. Watchers help me to get more exposure and grow as artist! Support me please!
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Atleast weekly.Β
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Excellent, I was hoping you'd still be around. I've been trying my best to reunite with old friends on deviantArt and one of the first people I thought of was you. Good to talk to you again.
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Yeah I'm still around. How you been doing stranger? Been a while. A year maybe more?
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It's been longer than a year, I think... so yeah, a while. But, I'm pretty swell, if I do say so myself. Life's been treating me good lately. How about you?
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