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[2008-05-07 16:05:01 +0000 UTC]
"Dropped the screw in the tuna"
(United Kingdom)
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Watching: 25; Pageviews: 29485; Comments Made: 2966; Friends: 25
# Comments
Comments: 656
Ah, jeeze, oh, g-- ach, I, I mean, aw, dang.
I can never seem to keep a conversation going. Not ever forgetting about you, though.
Hope you're doing ok.
Really busy here. But having shittons of fun.
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Leaving tomorrow morningβin case I don't have the chance to sign on again, so long and take care : )
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Though you probably have already seen it. I mean, you HAVE to have seen it. You're British.
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And obviously this video is broadcast throughout the streets on giant, fifty foot screens on a 24 hour loop in Britain.
But sweet jesus it should be.
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... But
Broken sentences
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Mmm
Debauchery
My speciality
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Uh huh
Dissonance
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Oh
You mean Gandalf
S'okay
Easy mistake to make
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Ya huh.
So I tuned into Disney Channel after crawling home just as they were about to air the first episode of Gravity Falls
which was pretty fucking awesome
and now I'm totally buying Dipper's hat.
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8D You see? I'm glad you liked it. Don't you just want to hug Dipper? Don't you just want to hi-five Mable? Doesn't Gruncle Stan look like the guy from Up?
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All these things and several dirty ones to Wendy
I have so much TV to catch up on but I just
don't
have
time
There's a bar in town that has TV's up that just play Wacky Races all night. It's so cool. But it's also a shitting hipster hang out so I can't get in without being blinded by fucking ipad camera flashes. >:<
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Yeah, doesn't everyone love a redhead
Oh come on, no one HAS to watch television, like meβI don't need to watch it, especially since in less than a week I'm leaving for a college in the middle of nowhere where I'll be learning and being outdoors and not having any time to relax. Nope, don't need tv. And I'm not going to miss my favorite shows at all, either.
Nope.
:C
I have no idea what Wacky Races is, but I hope you enjoy being able to watch it at all.
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Trust me baby, I know it. *hair swish*
Trust me, there'll be distraction enough when you get there. Alcohol, sex, drugs... Ah, what I wouldn't give to go back...
But you'll be fiiiine. Making new friends and visiting new places. That's always cool.
Just don't get a boyfriend, though. Those guys suck.
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Yeah...
So don't worry about me. I already know I'll be busy fighting off bears and kayaking on Superior and reading Sherlock Holmes. I might even make friends with the trees. The water. The air. Pocahontas ftw
But there's this guy at Parkside for whom I can't stop searching ever since I saw him in Great Expectations D: It was infatuation at Magwitch's first line. Both nights. And don't even get me started on his double role as the lawyer
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You're welcome. And thank you back!
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Hey
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Look
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I thought a tea cup saucer would be a perfect item for size reference. :3 Also it still needs a copper loopy thing
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Barfing so many rainbows right now.
This is BY FAR the most intricately detailed anatomically correct biomechanical heart pendant anyone's ever been nice enough to make for me. No lie.
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Like the gnome from Gravity Falls?
Well I'm glad SOMEONE likes it enough.
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...or like something I've actually heard of before.
Then you're showing it to the wrong people. I just saw the other ones on Etsy (quite in awe) and I think I really need to work harder on finding you a better Olympic hat.
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Oh my god.
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Well I DID showd it to my 600+ Facebok fiernds...
But actually I don't have that many and I don't know where else to post it but here and Tumblr (because I'm only selling it to you)
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OH. A gnome barfing rainbows. Now it makes sense. Still don't really know what Gravity Falls is BUT I LOVE THIS GIF
600 Facebook friends... Pssh, yeah right. As if there's that many people even on Facebook.
Well that's powerful kind o' ya. Still haven't got round to my end though. Keep your horses held.
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Gravity Falls is the best thing to come out of Disney channel since That's So Raven. And Phil of the Future.
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XDD
Well I'm counting on you. And if you don't end up with the heart, well, then I'm wearing it.
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Oh, Phil of The Future... where are you when the world needs you most?
Well this looks... neat. I've never even heard of this show though - But that's American imports for ya. We've only just got season two of Adventure Time.
You can't just lay claim to every heart I own. Just keep it safe for me until I can pop round and get it. There's a good chap.
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It took one episode to make me "like" its Facebook page. That's pretty darn good. Like, Bob's Burgers good. And guess what? Kristen Schaal voices in both shows. She's got some kind of gold touch, I wish she was on the Daily Show more.
SEASON TWO?!
Awweh. Well, it's sitting right over there on a shelf and ain't going anywhere, especially after I leave for college, so yeah.
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Ahhh Bob's Burgers. The only downside of that show is knowing my own daughter will never be as cool as Louise. Like, ever.
Kewwwl.
Actually, not kewl:- "Hi. I met your daughter over the internet and came all the way from England to pick up a ceramic heart. Can I come in?" Nothing about that opening speech contains ANYTHING a parent wants to hear.
It's going to be a hilariously terrifying experience all round.
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I think it's the hat
Actually my parents don't really care about what I do anymore, so I can leave or walk into the house with a few friends whenever I please. Don't worry about anything.
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HOORAYIt's all downhill from here
First order of business: fly to England.
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Actually I might take a trip to England next summer with my friend for her graduation present. Also if I has moneys, which is unlikely because I will be a college student
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...and then you ditch her and run away with me. 
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Well she has travelled alone before, so I wouldn't be completely against itβI'd just have to convince her to schedule a stop in Salisbury. Anything interesting there? Anywhere you recommend we go? And then we could do our own thing, of course. I'LL DRIVE
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In all seroiusness, yeah, I think a day in Salisbury actually should be on your fun list.
Right between contracting leprosy from a drunk frat guy and attending a private cast party with the underage pregnant born-again christian real housewives of Texas.
No, but I'd say only come down if you have the time on your trip and I'd show you all the beautiful castle ruins, climb on the Stonehenge stones, etc... and let you... drive. 
Hello, operator? Insurance company please...
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Ummmm YES I want to go see Stonehenge and see all the other fucking old shit that we don't have here in America. Old stuff is mostly what attracts me, like anything 1940's or earlier (and even the forties would be relatively modern for Europe). Remember we were only discovered by modern, prospective European settlers in the late late late 1400's and technically born in 1776. 
One can only take so many Native American burial mounds. Seriously like the oldest thing in southeastern Wisconsin is a lighthouse
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Is Neolithic old enough for ya? Antechambers coming out our arseholes over here.
Ha. I probably have a pair of gym socks at the back of my wardrobe older than your lighthouse. This is why (if I were ever to move over there) I would have to live somewhere like Massachusetts. Anywhere else and, like, well... [link]
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Yep XDD
Are photo shoots starring models in bizarre clothing encouraged around said old stuff? no reason
Yeah, most of the old stuff from our glory days of the 1800's is gone or overpowered by modern crap. The retro stuff is cool, though. There's this great Mayer Rexall Drugs sign from the 40's that you could see from like anywhere (before they built those fucking condos) [link] we've got so many classy neon signs, don't even get me started on the trolleys
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Actually clothed models in general are discouraged. I think. Pretty sure that's what I'd enforce if I was them. Best just to arrive nekkid. reason
That's fantastic. Do they still light it up?
I had no idea you had a tram system in Wisconsin. 
But I think I want you to get started on the trolleys. Begin on the trolleys plz.
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Because that's what everyone's like in Europe, right? You're all secure in your bodies and their appearances or whatever, amiright?
Nope, in all my years here I haven't seen them light it up.
Actually the trams are just in Kenosha. We've got the only ones around :3
LOLOL, you mean the good ol' Wild West XDD Tumbleweed. Oh my god.
'Twas about a good third of the lower 48, if you include the plains of the Midwest (which I'm pretty sure does count cuz that's where the natives were. Poor them).
Well the trolleys are totes straight out of the 50's [link] and we've got some old ones from the Toronto Transit Commission (they've got a TTC decal on the sides). Those be my favorite. They're one of our main attractions and are 25Β’ a ride on the Fourth of July. which is coming up omg yaaay.
The only bad thing is they sound a horrible squeal when turning sharp corners. You can hear 'em SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE on Sheridan Road all the way from the lake. But you get used to it and it really makes you feel like it's summer in K-Town.
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But seriously. Naked Salty on my doorstep. Would not complain.
Kenosha just sounds... awesome.
*sigh* I'll get there one day. One fine day. /tearyeyes
It's crazy that those six-decade old trams are still in such spectacular working fashion. That orange one is beautiful. We've buses from 2005 that are already tearing at the seams. :\
OHMYGOG you're right Fourth of July IS coming up
Guess I'd better stock up on plenty of... *snort* Bud LightBWAHAHAAA oh, mercy
So what is a typical Kenosha summer? I assume it differs sonewhat from the three days of pavement-melting heat followed by two months of floodrains like we get down 'ere.
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And those are very good inventions. Y'all should be proud. When is your Independence Day? Oh, wait.
Get me into Tom Hiddleston's house and maybe I will.
That's not what Bruce Banner most people here think, but that's because they're ignorant and haven't gone as far south as Peoria, Illinois (which is a cesspool). They think it's boring and stupid here, but that's their loss. And it's not like we need a lot of teenagers loitering around downtown, anyway.
You know Mark Ruffalo is from Kenosha, right?
It's because our trolleys are made of good ol' steel instead of cheap fiberglass. OR maybe because your busses probably get good use, unlike ours, because we're lazy when it comes to using public transits.
I don't even know anyone who drinks Bud or Bud Light, so
A typical summer is... outdoor Harbor Markets and Farmer Markets every weekend (local food-makers/artists and small businesses set up rows of booths and sell stuff), blazing heat, jumping off the north pier into the lake and drowning, several festivals and parades, the Renaissance Faire, beautiful store fronts, trolleys, flowers, ice cream, art galas, and geocaching. All-around a fun time.
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*flips desk*
Nuh-uh. You gotta pay upfront like everyone else. We don't just pimp out Hiddles for nothin'.
You have a very sombre view on Illinois. In my experience they're all lovely charming lovely lovely people.
I'm not convinced Mark Ruffalo is really Kenoshan. I heard they usually walk around with cheese all over their faces.
OR maybe because our kids are jacked up tossers with nothing else to do but trash a public service. I'll go with that one.
Did I ever tell you about the time I met captain America? It was one of those muscle suit guys at Universal Studios and he saw me wearing my Cap costume shirt and told me he was getting old and if I wanted to be his 'predecessor'.
I said yes, of course, because it's fun to dumb it down sometimes.
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lolololol
Oh well
Yeah that's because Illinois sucks
Oh, but he is. He even said in The Avengers he tried to kill himself. Kenosha will do that to you (it's in the water).
Oh, that makes sense. Happens here, too. Happens even more in Illinois
No, you didn't tell me. That's weird. Was he as hot as Chris Evans?
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