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Chimerikal
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[2014-08-05 21:29:19 +0000 UTC]
"Key-mare-ee-cal"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1302; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 279
Watching: 112; Pageviews: 44677; Comments Made: 8771; Friends: 112
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: N / AFavorite movies: N / A
Favorite TV shows: TWD / Pokemon / Sherlock Holmes / AoT
Favorite bands / musical artists: TDG / Hollywood Undead / Breaking Benjamin
Favorite books: N / A
Favorite writers: N / A
Favorite games: Mario / Legend of Zelda / Pokemon / Fire Emblem / Portal 1 & 2 / Skyrim
Favorite gaming platform: Nintendo
Other Interests: Origami / Sewing / Paper Crafts / Animation
# Comments
Comments: 1085
Heya man, it's been a long time. How have you been?
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HEY LESBIAN IM DAD
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iβll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iβve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iβm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theΒ USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youβre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatβs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βcleverβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youβre fucking dead, kiddo.
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my motto in life is: if you dodo on yourself
and I live by that
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I read that as doodoo
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ily i miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu im just so bad at being on discord. do u have skype
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ILY TOO
lemme see if i can start it B)
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hi!! i think i'm gonna put the cricketnose drawing u commissioned in storage on deviantart bc i'm an indecisive bastard so here's the sta.sh link just in case ;'0
Cricketnose (commission)
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( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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The meme that has captured my soulΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFUd-Rβ¦
you asked for memes so x'D
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that's the best video i've watched all day
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I've eaten a lot this morning pffft
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I've had cereal and that was about uhh seven hours ago B)
I'm hungry
Feed me
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bill bill bill bill bill bill bill
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hi jerry i miss u im sorry im like this sdfghjmk
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I MISS U TOO
note of the day you're an amazing person and the coolest bean in the pod
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note of the day i love u? and also u should get yr butt on skype :v
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I WILL i'll do that tomorrow since it's 3am and im a dead duck rn
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welcome to applebees, would u like the apples or the bees
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i'd like the bee's knees thank u very much
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*rattles jar full of bees* SHE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES!!!!!
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I still have a few more staff openings!
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