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ClydeDonovan8 ♂️ [28088043] [2013-08-31 19:08:31 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 5; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 130

Watching: 76; Pageviews: 12647; Comments Made: 2113; Friends: 76

# About me

: Best friend
Another great friend.
A butthole.
Weapon fool.
Fuck this new kid!
Worst king ever and is so not cool.

[[OOC: Also the owner of: ]]

# Comments

Comments: 1596

AskDec-Of-Glasgow [2017-03-17 22:47:34 +0000 UTC]

[Hey Clyde, aka. Player of Clyde, how you been? Thought i'd catch up with everyone ]

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AskConnerKurtz [2016-04-10 18:06:19 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday Clyde!

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SP-Sarah [2015-03-17 14:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Hi its me Sarah from twitterΒ 

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spabbey In reply to SP-Sarah [2016-01-14 21:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Hi I was cuteshygal on Twitter XD

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LeanneCry45 [2015-02-26 18:39:06 +0000 UTC]

H-hi Clyde

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zoeycat34 [2014-10-21 01:50:21 +0000 UTC]

I might be a random person to you but I have to say, I really feel badΒ for you because when you cry, I feel veryΒ sorry for you.. just have a great day and don't cry, cause itΒ Β makes me sad.. I have a kind heart for every buddy, like you.

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AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-19 12:47:09 +0000 UTC]

(Yo. I started the rp. You can say the next line.)

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-21 07:08:25 +0000 UTC]

(Yeah, I should be able to fine the rest of the week but I had stuff to do for my upcoming job and there was something for Youtube yesterday, so let's go!! ))

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AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-17 23:58:52 +0000 UTC]

(Buddy! How have you been?)

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-18 01:33:56 +0000 UTC]

(Great! How about you?)

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-18 08:23:45 +0000 UTC]

(Fine. Btw can we rp again?)

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-18 14:59:08 +0000 UTC]

(of course!)

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-18 15:09:10 +0000 UTC]

(I'll start! You may have to rp other characters.)
-6 months after the battle in Clyde's fortress-
Douchebag: "Finally...my kingdom is completed. Kingdom of Keizaal."
Wendy: "My king! We have incoming army of darkness!"
Douchebag: "What? I thought Clyde's still in hospital!"
Wendy: "He's fully healed and seeks revenge."

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-21 07:07:48 +0000 UTC]

(Sorry this was late. I was busy with other things. Let me know if there's anyone specific you want me to do. )

Stan: Yeah, and he's starting by wiping out all the kings. He turned his Darkness Kingdom into an army of chaos and anarchy!Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-21 07:48:56 +0000 UTC]

"God dammit. He never learns." *Rings the alarm and calls Cartman and Kyle* "YOU TWO GET YOUR ASSES IN MY KINGDOM I WANT ALL THE CLYDE'S BITCHES DOWN!!!"

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-21 07:54:28 +0000 UTC]

*Kyle and Cartman head over to King Douchebag's backyard immediately. They arrive at the same time.*

Cartman: What's this about King Douchebag of the Douchebag Lands? I last heard Clyde is still in the hospital.Β 
Kyle: Yeah, what do you mean "his bitches"? They were all locked up in the humans prison.Β 
Cartman: Um. Actually um. Craig escaped. And Token went rogue too. They broke all of Clyde's goons afterward.Β 
Kyle: WHAT?Β 
Stan: Guys. Guys. We need to focus more on bringing them down. They're playing more than just a game this time. They really look to bring South Park to total chaos.Β 
Kyle: Well, what exactly can we do?Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-21 08:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Douchebag: "Wendy. The map please."
Wendy: *Puts the map on a table*
Douchebag: "This maybe tough. Clyde now got 2 elites in his team. Now that we lost Token we have lost a healer. Our lookout spotted the dark army's campsite. Infront of it they are 10 squads. Each with 10 men. 100 in total will attack us in the front. Craig will definitely find a secret way into the castle. I'm gonna need Butters here to protect me since he's my best companion."
Butters: "I'll guard you with my life Douchebag!"
Douchebag: "Cartman, you'll lead the warriors and mages to the front and hold them asΒ long as possible. Kyle, if anything goes wrong, Cartman will give space for your archers. Shoot every single last one of them. If they're bailing, I want Clyde alive!"

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-21 08:11:43 +0000 UTC]

((I'm a bit confused. Craig's on Clyde's side.))Β 

Stan: Sounds good. And once you guys take care of business, we'll be ready with the alternate forces. They girls, the pirates, the space nerds and the Goths.Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-21 08:42:44 +0000 UTC]

(Yeah he is.)
Douchebag: "Nice." *Stands on a stage* "Men! We need to remember what we do and why we do. Clyde tortured our friends and family. He still stubborn as ever.Β There's no change. But what we can do is defend ourselves. And you better believe we're showing this motherfucker we're not dead because we're alive. This isn't about hope, faith, or even about winning. This isΒ about will. This is about I don'tΒ give aΒ shitΒ how many times you knock me down, if I'm still breathing I'm standing right back up, and ya know what? You can hit as hard as you can cus when I hit back I'M GONNA LAY YOUR ASS OUT BITCH!!! IS OUR TIME NOW!!! LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!!!"
Butters: "HUZZAH!!!"
Kenny: "MMMPH!!!"

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-21 16:01:42 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: Yeah!!Β 

*Very long pause*

Cartman: Okay, so ummm....Kyle's going first right?Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-21 16:06:17 +0000 UTC]

"Uh no. You are."

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-21 16:11:01 +0000 UTC]

Cartman: *Sighs* Dammit. *Goes over to Clyde's*

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-21 16:13:29 +0000 UTC]

Douchebag: "I want him alive ok? He better not kill him."
Kenny: "Mmmph mmmmph...mmmph mmph." (I bet he can't even reach Clyde. I mean...look at the size of him.)

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-21 16:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Stan: Yeah, we both know that already. You better be ready Kyle.Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-21 23:16:57 +0000 UTC]

"Ok guys, follow my plan and you'll sure to success."

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-22 13:19:59 +0000 UTC]

*When everyone leaves, Craig sneaks up to King Douchebag alone from behind.*Β 

Craig: They won't find him you know. Don't be alarmed. I only come to deliver a message.Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-22 13:34:22 +0000 UTC]

*Points his sword at him* "Make it quick*

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-22 13:36:13 +0000 UTC]

Craig: Go on your computer. Clyde wants a video chat with you.Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-22 13:39:15 +0000 UTC]

*Goes to his room and opens his computer* "Ok Clyde what the hell do you got for me this time?"

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-09-30 04:53:59 +0000 UTC]

New Kid, you're fighting for the wrong side.Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-09-30 09:06:10 +0000 UTC]

"Well I would be delighted to trust you if you didn't try to kill us and our friends! I've heard that hundreds of times from Eric and Kyle!"

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AskConnerKurtz [2014-07-02 02:09:53 +0000 UTC]

I tag you Clyde.Β 

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bloodgutsandicecream [2014-07-01 21:59:43 +0000 UTC]

Clyyyyyyyde.
Clyde. Psst.
I have a question.
But you can't tell anyone I asked.

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AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-25 05:10:55 +0000 UTC]

"I don't even know why am I asking this but, can you help me decorate Cartman's house? I asked Mrs. Cartman. She's fine with that."

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AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-24 05:13:38 +0000 UTC]

(We still have a few lines to finish. Can you role play today?)

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-24 05:23:51 +0000 UTC]

((Yeah.))

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-06-24 05:25:37 +0000 UTC]

(Great! I can finish my deviation for 'Toy Store Ambush (part 2)')

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Ask-Amanda1 [2014-06-24 03:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch Clyde.

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AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-22 01:37:05 +0000 UTC]

(Can we role play today?)

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AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-20 06:39:30 +0000 UTC]

(Nice...you watched me. Ok listen, I'm King douchebag not SIR douchebag)
"Oh joy...is Clyde..."

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-20 06:43:19 +0000 UTC]

*Glares.*Β 

*Snarls.* Oh, it's you.

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-06-20 06:44:37 +0000 UTC]

"What do you want? Try to get revenge on me again? You saw what I did to Chef right?"

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-20 06:45:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I saw. And that's only because you had your buddies with you. I was outnumbered it wasn't fair!

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-06-20 06:54:51 +0000 UTC]

-Rolls his eyes-
"You turned Chef into a FUCKING NAZI ZOMBIE DUDE!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW POWERFUL HE IS??? 70K HP!!!"

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-20 06:56:10 +0000 UTC]

"Wish I could've done it again. He was so close to finishing you all off."Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-06-20 06:57:40 +0000 UTC]

"Yeah...setting him on fire and let me dragonshout him will definitely kill us...dumbass..."

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-20 07:00:44 +0000 UTC]

"Too bad and I gave up on the game at that point anyway. So what are you doing here?"Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-06-20 07:02:12 +0000 UTC]

"Oh nothing just trying to think of a gift for Cartman..."
-Glares at Clyde-
"And...I heard you're trying to ruin it...is that so?"

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ClydeDonovan8 In reply to AskKingDouchebag [2014-06-20 07:04:28 +0000 UTC]

"I tried, yes. Unfortunately I couldn't keep my big mouth shut and ruined it as fast as I did it. It was to get revenge on him for turning everyone against me and having me sit by myself at lunch since our game."Β 

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AskKingDouchebag In reply to ClydeDonovan8 [2014-06-20 07:08:56 +0000 UTC]

"You really can't get over it can't you?"
-Here's phone call-
"Hold on a sec, Stan's calling me."

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