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# Statistics
Favourites: 134; Deviations: 50; Watchers: 112
Watching: 60; Pageviews: 9682; Comments Made: 2274; Friends: 60
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Hana-chan7/TheSweetArtistFavorite movies: Tarzan and The Hangover
Favorite TV shows: Mickey Mouse Club House and Jay Jay the Jet Plane
Favorite bands / musical artists: 'lil Wayne and the Jonas Brothers
Favorite books: fuck reading
Favorite writers: me
Favorite games: hop scotch
Favorite gaming platform: my feet
Tools of the Trade: everything
Other Interests: ur dad
# About me
Hiii! my name is alfred xDD im 19 yrs youngg. im takenn(((: happily by my 23 yrs youngg bf arthur. hes my everything<33333 but i still flirt with all the guys in my class ;) shh. ;x i go to parties every sat. and party at church on sunday, holaaahh! hahaha, i luv jesus, but idk i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another girl because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv McDonalds and Taco Bell. i h8 black ppl because they scare me. watch me ok?!!?! =D# Comments
Comments: 459
AlfredBeilschmidt In reply to CoasterOnCrack [2019-03-16 13:46:15 +0000 UTC]
Habe dich gefunden XD
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CoasterOnCrack In reply to AlfredBeilschmidt [2019-03-16 14:16:03 +0000 UTC]
Lol Ich erinnere mich nicht mehr An Diesen Comment XD
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Space-KIWI [2015-03-04 14:01:22 +0000 UTC]
PSSSSST HELLO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER ME BUT THIS IS FRENCH-SYMPHONY 8')
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AskHetaliaCanada [2015-01-06 00:59:26 +0000 UTC]
u-um... Alfred? Are you alright? Your e-eyes are a little red...
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Mix-CrumpetBurger [2013-08-20 16:10:10 +0000 UTC]
Seme!England: Love, you are so tripping balls right now~ *waves hand infront of your face* your eyes are red and everything~
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Mix-CrumpetBurger [2013-09-06 23:47:05 +0000 UTC]
Mai Mai dear, you are one spicccccccehh guy~~~~
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Mix-CrumpetBurger In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-09-07 08:28:54 +0000 UTC]
Seme!England: *chuckles and smirks* I always am love
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BigbangLF [2013-07-05 16:48:23 +0000 UTC]
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Ask-Ookami-2pEngland [2013-07-04 04:51:18 +0000 UTC]
Happy b-day little Cracky!~ NOW LETS RAVE~!
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AskCosplayGrandmano [2013-07-02 00:46:18 +0000 UTC]
(( YOU THERE.
IT'S TACO.
[link] CARE TO COME PARTY?
WE'LL HAVE HAMPSTERS. ))
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 19:10:52 +0000 UTC]
*GASPS*...............................................................................................................................................J.......JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-06-30 22:45:29 +0000 UTC]
I can see you missed me? xD
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 22:46:14 +0000 UTC]
YES! YES I HAVE OH HOLEY ONE! HOW HAVE U BEEN?
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 22:58:05 +0000 UTC]
Good, using any powers lately?
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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-06-30 23:01:40 +0000 UTC]
No, because I'm not Jesus, when will you let that sink in. OnO
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 23:43:28 +0000 UTC]
BUT U JUST SAID THAT U WERE.
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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-03 12:57:35 +0000 UTC]
Nope, Jesus doesn't lie. And I lie. ouo
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-03 22:14:48 +0000 UTC]
however u R Jesus. Thus, jesus lied. And all the pigs were sad.
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-07 01:28:07 +0000 UTC]
Say you are sorry to the pigs.
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-07 18:52:14 +0000 UTC]
That is not very mature Jesus.
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-08 21:22:15 +0000 UTC]
I looked up to you as a role model Jesus...
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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-08 21:44:51 +0000 UTC]
Well your ass is messed up then. I ain't even a Christian. o-o
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-13 17:07:02 +0000 UTC]
I'm not either. What does Jesus have to do with Christianity?
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Ask-Ookami-2pEngland [2013-06-27 01:00:43 +0000 UTC]
((Bro bro bro DUDE
I haven't talked tO yOu like In fOreVer))
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ask-Ookami-2pEngland [2013-06-27 01:34:46 +0000 UTC]
((IKR!! I ABANDONED THIS ACCOUNT LIKE A BITCH. BuT I"m BAcK!!
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MoragArdain [2013-06-01 01:13:17 +0000 UTC]
Idk when you'll log on again, but like, this is shit [link]
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Ask-Ookami-2pGreece [2013-05-26 04:17:10 +0000 UTC]
((HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- :333333333333 I'm the random John you met at Fanime!!! : DDD I was hanging out with Italyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~))
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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ask-Ookami-2pGreece [2013-05-27 04:58:53 +0000 UTC]
((OOMMGG!!!! HIIIII *SQUEEEE* SORRY I LOVE TALKING TO CON PEOPLE ONLINE! XD))
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Ask-Ookami-2pGreece In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-05-27 05:09:44 +0000 UTC]
((I KNOW!! >u< IM MAKING AN ASK-ACID-PRUSSIA~ oh and 2pEngland(Emily) wants to know how highonscones is doing XD))
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