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Crack-Alfred ♂️ [24909652] [2012-12-28 04:41:50 +0000 UTC] "CAL MEH BIGG HAMPSTAR." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 134; Deviations: 50; Watchers: 112

Watching: 60; Pageviews: 9682; Comments Made: 2274; Friends: 60

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Hana-chan7/TheSweetArtist
Favorite movies: Tarzan and The Hangover
Favorite TV shows: Mickey Mouse Club House and Jay Jay the Jet Plane
Favorite bands / musical artists: 'lil Wayne and the Jonas Brothers
Favorite books: fuck reading
Favorite writers: me
Favorite games: hop scotch
Favorite gaming platform: my feet
Tools of the Trade: everything
Other Interests: ur dad

# About me

Hiii! my name is alfred xDD im 19 yrs youngg. im takenn(((: happily by my 23 yrs youngg bf arthur. hes my everything<33333 but i still flirt with all the guys in my class ;) shh. ;x i go to parties every sat. and party at church on sunday, holaaahh! hahaha, i luv jesus, but idk i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another girl because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv McDonalds and Taco Bell. i h8 black ppl because they scare me. watch me ok?!!?! =D

# Comments

Comments: 459

CoasterOnCrack [2017-05-04 00:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Boi

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AlfredBeilschmidt In reply to CoasterOnCrack [2019-03-16 13:46:15 +0000 UTC]

Habe dich gefunden XD

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CoasterOnCrack In reply to AlfredBeilschmidt [2019-03-16 14:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Lol Ich erinnere mich nicht mehr An Diesen Comment XD

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Space-KIWI [2015-03-04 14:01:22 +0000 UTC]

PSSSSST HELLO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER ME BUT THIS IS FRENCH-SYMPHONY 8')

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AskHetaliaCanada [2015-01-06 00:59:26 +0000 UTC]

u-um... Alfred? Are you alright? Your e-eyes are a little red...

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Ankarkeri [2014-03-14 01:21:37 +0000 UTC]

loooooool jesus in da house.  

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ask-france [2014-02-22 22:48:39 +0000 UTC]

(psst are you active?))

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snoppies [2013-11-10 18:05:36 +0000 UTC]

america u ok

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ThatOneFandomWhore [2013-09-24 03:57:25 +0000 UTC]

"Hey, Crackey~! Guess who~!"

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Mix-CrumpetBurger [2013-08-20 16:10:10 +0000 UTC]

Seme!England: Love, you are so tripping balls right now~ *waves hand infront of your face* your eyes are red and everything~

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Mix-CrumpetBurger [2013-09-06 23:47:05 +0000 UTC]

Mai Mai dear, you are one spicccccccehh guy~~~~

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Mix-CrumpetBurger In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-09-07 08:28:54 +0000 UTC]

Seme!England: *chuckles and smirks* I always am love

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BigbangLF [2013-07-05 16:48:23 +0000 UTC]

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The-Final-Days [2013-07-05 03:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!~

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French-Symphony [2013-07-04 23:41:57 +0000 UTC]

HEEEEEY HAPPY B-DAY-

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Ask-Ookami-2pEngland [2013-07-04 04:51:18 +0000 UTC]

Happy b-day little Cracky!~ NOW LETS RAVE~!

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AskCosplayGrandmano [2013-07-02 00:46:18 +0000 UTC]

(( YOU THERE.
IT'S TACO.
[link] CARE TO COME PARTY?
WE'LL HAVE HAMPSTERS. ))

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Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 18:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Sup'. Jesus in da' house. ouo



XD

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 19:10:52 +0000 UTC]

*GASPS*...............................................................................................................................................J.......JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-06-30 22:45:29 +0000 UTC]

I can see you missed me? xD

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 22:46:14 +0000 UTC]

YES! YES I HAVE OH HOLEY ONE! HOW HAVE U BEEN?

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-06-30 22:50:04 +0000 UTC]

I have been fine? xD

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 22:58:05 +0000 UTC]

Good, using any powers lately?

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-06-30 23:01:40 +0000 UTC]

No, because I'm not Jesus, when will you let that sink in. OnO

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-06-30 23:43:28 +0000 UTC]

BUT U JUST SAID THAT U WERE.

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-02 14:26:13 +0000 UTC]

I lie a lot.

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-03 04:44:57 +0000 UTC]

But...But ur Jesus.

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-03 12:57:35 +0000 UTC]

Nope, Jesus doesn't lie. And I lie. ouo

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-03 22:14:48 +0000 UTC]

however u R Jesus. Thus, jesus lied. And all the pigs were sad.

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-04 01:07:53 +0000 UTC]

o-o Dammit you.

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-07 01:28:07 +0000 UTC]

Say you are sorry to the pigs.

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-07 14:43:28 +0000 UTC]

Nu.

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-07 18:52:14 +0000 UTC]

That is not very mature Jesus.

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-07 18:56:06 +0000 UTC]

I don't care.

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-08 21:22:15 +0000 UTC]

I looked up to you as a role model Jesus...

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-08 21:44:51 +0000 UTC]

Well your ass is messed up then. I ain't even a Christian. o-o

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ankarkeri [2013-07-13 17:07:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm not either. What does Jesus have to do with Christianity?

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Ankarkeri In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-07-13 17:59:46 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* ... Never. Mind.

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Rap-France [2013-06-28 05:26:24 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Ask-Ookami-2pEngland [2013-06-27 01:00:43 +0000 UTC]

((Bro bro bro DUDE

I haven't talked tO yOu like In fOreVer))

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ask-Ookami-2pEngland [2013-06-27 01:34:46 +0000 UTC]

((IKR!! I ABANDONED THIS ACCOUNT LIKE A BITCH. BuT I"m BAcK!!

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Ask-Ookami-2pEngland In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-06-27 01:44:49 +0000 UTC]

((FUCK YA-))

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MoragArdain [2013-06-13 19:48:20 +0000 UTC]

[link]
it's perfect for you Cracky

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Crack-Alfred In reply to MoragArdain [2013-06-30 07:31:03 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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MoragArdain [2013-06-01 01:13:17 +0000 UTC]

Idk when you'll log on again, but like, this is shit [link]

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Crack-Alfred In reply to MoragArdain [2013-06-02 19:45:49 +0000 UTC]

HA. WEABOO.

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MoragArdain In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-06-02 19:53:55 +0000 UTC]

ikr?

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Ask-Ookami-2pGreece [2013-05-26 04:17:10 +0000 UTC]

((HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- :333333333333 I'm the random John you met at Fanime!!! : DDD I was hanging out with Italyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~))

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Crack-Alfred In reply to Ask-Ookami-2pGreece [2013-05-27 04:58:53 +0000 UTC]

((OOMMGG!!!! HIIIII *SQUEEEE* SORRY I LOVE TALKING TO CON PEOPLE ONLINE! XD))

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Ask-Ookami-2pGreece In reply to Crack-Alfred [2013-05-27 05:09:44 +0000 UTC]

((I KNOW!! >u< IM MAKING AN ASK-ACID-PRUSSIA~ oh and 2pEngland(Emily) wants to know how highonscones is doing XD))

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