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Dethcon5001 ♂️ [27212757] [2013-06-24 21:19:19 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1037; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 2

Watching: 61; Pageviews: 3854; Comments Made: 439; Friends: 61

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: :Classified:
Favorite movies: Anything with Clint Eastwood
Favorite TV shows: Spartacus
Favorite bands / musical artists: ]V[EGADET]-[
Favorite books: Crime & Punishment
Favorite writers: Albert Camus, Oscar Wilde, Fyodor Dostoevsky
Favorite games: Anything with Headshots and Overkills
Favorite gaming platform: None yer business, bub.
Tools of the Trade: Fists
Other Interests: Do "boobs" count?

# About me

Welcome to Hell, We've been expecting you.
Prepare yourselves for an erotic odyssey of the senses~

This must be your first day on the internet. On behalf of everyone I'd like to welcome you. Cat memes to your left and political opinions of people with 5th grade education to your right. The only rules are be an arrogant douche at any chance and say "half-life 3 confirmed" at anything that is remotely related to 3 in any way. Looks like you've got the first one down pat so you're already on your way.


Anywho, I'm Deth (or James if you wanna be an asshole).
I've explored the deepest depths of DA and it was pretty cool. I'm also a drawer of stick figures, so I'll be taking commissions starting at $50 (not really). My hobbies include reading 12th Century literature, trolling the internet, snorting Pixie Stix, more trolling, and working various odd jobs around the neighborhood (cuz who the hell else is gunna do them, right?)

I'm also a cyber bully. ಠ_ಠ RAGGLE-FRAGGLE

Note: im not much of an artist but i'll try to bring you all to liking me some other way, aight? For example:

~RANDOM SONG TIME!!!~

I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over fat kids in my van!

When I ring my bell
Fat kids start running like hell!

When i open my door
They will scream and I will roar!

If i miss em at first
I will hit them in reverse!

Running as fast as they can
The Ice Cream man kills again!

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.:GIVE UNTO ME YOUR BLOOD, INFIDELS (k thx):.

# Comments

Comments: 24

dekerLEGEND [2016-09-04 11:31:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the faves!

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singory [2016-03-11 08:48:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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TheGutterBunny [2016-02-19 08:56:57 +0000 UTC]

well well well... Welcome to my DA profile, dude.

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lemoncore [2015-07-21 18:08:05 +0000 UTC]

MY SECRETS ARE YOURS!
I LIKE EATING THE FRUIT BREAD DOUGH WHEN I'M BAKING IT! AND I DON'T EVEN RINSE MY HAND AFTER LICKING MY FINGER!!! >:U

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lemoncore [2015-06-04 20:02:19 +0000 UTC]

Let's hold hands and walk towards the sunset and awesome stuff

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Humblehistorian [2014-10-05 11:25:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fave!

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greenteaduck [2014-08-21 03:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav~!!<3

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dazza1008 [2014-08-19 21:11:02 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to Dreddheads , Citizen.

Introduce yourself here
A lot of Dredd art is in our faves
Please follow us also on Twitter , Facebook and Tumblr !
Since many praise the movie Dredd (2012) as a faithful adaptation and awesome movie, please make sure to sign the official petition if you'd like a sequel.

~

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james791009 [2014-08-08 00:22:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for your fave

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Empath-L [2014-07-20 21:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave! *waves*

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MilkToothCuts [2014-06-17 22:24:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favorite!

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gRaF-rOTZ [2014-06-05 21:59:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav

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SebaKnight1 [2014-02-16 06:19:24 +0000 UTC]

OH MAH CEILING CAT YOU'RE HERE TOO!

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Kahtza [2014-01-20 23:55:14 +0000 UTC]

Well haii there sexy pants <3

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TSUKUNE-A0NO [2013-10-30 07:46:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks you for the favorite kind sir!!!

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Neon-Crayon [2013-06-24 23:15:04 +0000 UTC]

OAO

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Dethcon5001 In reply to Neon-Crayon [2013-06-25 15:58:23 +0000 UTC]

Ohai, Blue-Butt~ >:Y

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Neon-Crayon In reply to Dethcon5001 [2013-07-07 04:38:22 +0000 UTC]

Hi, Fluff-Butt~ >:3

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Dethcon5001 In reply to Neon-Crayon [2013-07-09 23:14:04 +0000 UTC]

Dun call me that in public! >n< People might see~

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Neon-Crayon In reply to Dethcon5001 [2013-07-11 22:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh, hush~ *poke* >u>

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Dethcon5001 In reply to Neon-Crayon [2013-07-13 00:26:46 +0000 UTC]

NO U! >W< *face hug*

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Neon-Crayon In reply to Dethcon5001 [2013-07-27 14:50:36 +0000 UTC]

*face hugged* EEK! Get off! >#<

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Dethcon5001 In reply to Neon-Crayon [2013-08-02 03:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Make me! > *molests your face*

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Neon-Crayon In reply to Dethcon5001 [2013-08-07 03:56:27 +0000 UTC]

o__o

*tickles your sides*

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