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GloriousProhet
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[2015-01-09 05:42:49 +0000 UTC]
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# Comments
Comments: 29
Dear Prophet,
If I am very good boy can I have 73 virgins?
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Yes absolutely, and perhaps even 74 if I am feeling generous on that day.
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I am guilty Prophet, I ate the food of the infidel.
It was Pork Rinds!
I thought it was the traditional desert we are all commanded to eat by the Prophet:
Fried Camel Foreskins.
Will I now go to Jahannam instead of paradise?
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Verily I tell you my child, upon your death you shall join me at the glorious all-you-can-eat foreskin buffet for all eternity.
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I am indebted, my mind is at ease.
Advice to the troubled, and lovelorn:
ASK THE GLORIOUS PROPHET
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What is the problem my child? Prophet Muhammad is here to help!
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Your name Prophet, it contains a forbidden word, MuHAMmad, does that mean it is no longer taboo to eat bacon? open-sesame
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Oh, indeed my child! Bacon is an amazing food that is rich in iron!
It is now decreed that all muslames must eat at least a pound of bacon every morning upon waking up!
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My mind is eased Prophet
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Was Buraq a virgin before you arrived in heaven?
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Oh yes absolutely! But prophet Muhammad quickly took care of that!
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As depicted in the actual, un-retouched photograph of the prophet and Buraq.
Al-hamdu lillahi rabbil 'alamin
BTW, in the Polish language buraq (spelled burak) means beet root.
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Well I will tell you one thing... My horse buraq loves the taste of a certain kind of root! Not beet root though... If you see what I mean!!!!
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AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Buraq is a connoisseur, give thanks to hocus-pocus.
You must feed him regularly.
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I would like one almond snack bar please!
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Haha, I don't knew the great Mahomet was like that :')
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Oh yes indeed! Riding my beautiful destrier is the joy of my life!
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Make me! MAKE ME!!!!
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You will explode anyway.
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I'm already exploding with joy that you are commenting on my page!!!
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Would it turn you on if I exploded?
...
I mean sexually
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It's your culture after all.
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I will pray for all you my children! Join the great nation of islame! You will not regret In-Swalala!
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