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[2015-02-01 14:03:24 +0000 UTC]
"Wanna start a war?"
(Germany)
# Statistics
Favourites: 110; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 262
Watching: 378; Pageviews: 5079; Comments Made: 1466; Friends: 378
# Interests
Other Interests: Pokemon and Music!# About me
Don’t care if I lost the chance 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 "Not to look a day past thirty~" 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 "Not gonna bend over and Curtsey for you!" 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 "Nor do I expect that later part." These two are now Friendminies. 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 "Your hair is acid green, miss!" 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 "Touch it and I'll motherfuckin' burn you like it was." 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 "You're talking to a seven year old!" 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 "Well I don't glubbin' give a shit." 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 // fire suddenly goes out 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 //Burn the witch 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 // snickers 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 //Glaring 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 " . . . I specialise in fire magic, so I don't see what you're trying to achieve here." 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 "I'll fucking start a forest fire." 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 ". . . I can just put up a fire-proof shield, you know." 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 "You are a pain in the ass." 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 // that's a homestuck witch 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 //sHUT UP IM RUNNING DIS D< 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 "I actually stopped aging physically after the age of thirteen." 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 [ m.youtube.com/watch?v=1f0GMJlV… don't let admin watch videos that include Dave x Gamzee 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 Justice. I'm sorry- Iwenttoprofessorlaytonfandomand- yeah, i'mthatarchie- 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 Headphones. That's ok 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 Justice. I figured you went to another fandom as well- ; u ; 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 < b>Headphones. Eridan 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 Headphones. Homestuck everywhere 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 Justice. CLIVE IS EVERYWHERE- HUE, HE'S LYING BESIDE YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP, HUE HUE- 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 ROSE GARDEN – NATURE'S GUARDIAN 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 Thank y9u very much f9r the watch. 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 That resp9nse d9es n9t makes sense f9r what I said. 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 Y9u mean f9r tagging my triggers? 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 Well, it's just t9 sh9w that it is tagged as a current trigger is all. 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 "Why I'm such an insensitive bitch you ask?" 👍: 0 ⏩: 0
►Be the mysterious girl!
►Enter name
►Lilligant McSnob
►Incorrect! Try again asshole!
►Perle H. Engel
☾ Perle Engel [H.] ☽
►18 []♏[] 5'3 [] Lady []Prefers being called Michski◄
Your name is Perle but you preferred being called Michski out of the fact that "Perle" means "Pearl" in German. Arceus do you hate whomever named you. Was it your mom? Your dad? Probably your dad. AND YOUR NAME IS NOT LILLIGANT MCSNOB OR LILLIGANT MCSHORTY. You are a student at Oak Academy. Most of your grades are A's and B's, but math is the hardest subject of them all. You are rather snarky, sharp tongued, rude, and kind of pissy when you first meet someone most of the time, but gradually warm up. You are a mysterious asshole of a Scorpio. In your room lies your various interests. Pokemon battles galore. Your dream is to become a pokemon battle frontier brain like your idol Dahlia. There are various instruments across the floor and hung on the walls, with some pokemon contest ribbons. But one thing that stands out is in your room there is a rough drawing of the three sinnoh lake pokemon found in the celestia town temple and photographs of the sinnoh lakes on the board. You've been so obsessed with pokemon research despite your rude and seemingly childish meetings. You're actually quite clever and tends to read in her library for hours on free time. Also you are sympathetic like a mother yet very immature and usually hides under her "Tough girl" Façade. On one hand you have this "All the irons in the fire" or erm- wrong line, "All the bugs...in the fire" thing going on. You swear to god you strongly hate bugs. Well, arachnids are quite fine. Frankly you love Garvantula. You are also very,very scared of the ocean, ironically you like making fish puns and cat puns. Fish puns are ironic since you fear water. You nearly DROWNED. Cat puns why? Beclaws there are so many pawwsiblities, thats why. You pretty much inherited the fact that you are technically noble and show to much pride. This side of you represents ideals.
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# Comments
Comments: 309
There I’m in control
Crocker Drones, battleships
Wanna start a war?
That’s the queen you’d fight for!
"Did it get mutated in an accident?"
// here's the old hag with the body of a ten year old
// and bright red eyes
// enjoy her
//Only bishes take advantage of people's insults
"Well, well, well, what have we here?"
//Perle that's from the oogie boogie song wtf
"You look like a motherfuckin' shawthy that got her legs cut off. That or I'm talkin' to a 7 year old."
//Glaring
//Lol course
// pandora you liar
// srsly this girl is like 50 or something
"Also, burning me is i-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e!"
// claps hands
// she's totally going to use the 'little girl' personality she has for situations like this
//Perle stop acting like Meenah
//Takes out thick stick
//Takes out lighter
//FIREEEEEEEEE
"It is now mother fucker."
// whistles innocently
"No it isn't~"
// srsly this girl will turn you into a frog if you don't step away
// she's losing her temper, even if she's not showing it
"What the actual--- I felt no breeze."
"are you some kind of witch of breath or somethin?"
//Gives you that "Middle finger" look
//Perle is going to scream "ALL THE WITCHES... IN THE FIRE"
"Pretty much, yeah."
"But I'm the laziest one, since, y'know, video games are better than magic."
// gives a grin
//Takes out lighter like screw the torch
"All the witches...."
"IN THE FIRE"
// could easily extinguish any fire
// except big ones
"And leave you there."
//Perle no
// looks unamused
// wow she's real mean for a human
// killing the forest to kill one pandora
// Witch-Hunted
//look I have a witch too XD
//VERY MEAN HUMAN
//SHES JUST A PYROMANIAC
// different from a normal witch--
"You're a pain to the eyes."
// gives a small grin
"I bet your so old, you used a spell to make you look less like a hag."
//Smirks
// sighs
"Also, seriously, you're lucky I'm not one of the more violent witches. Geez, if they were here, you would be dead by now."
// pandora rlly wouldn't mind if that happened actually
[ m.youtube.com/watch?v=1f0GMJlV… ;
FUCK
CALL LIFE ALERT]
She'll flip her shit and squeal like nepeta]
I went into the homestuck fandom ;3
Eridan and Nepet everywhere
I SEE SO MUCH ERIDANS FUUU
You found me, pest.
How do you do?
I'm quite surprised you found me.
It's not very often I have visitors like you.
It's usually me and my flowers; my children.
As you can see, I've poured all of my heart into my craft.
The ceiling looks brighter with roses growing from it, does it not?
Have you met Anthony?
He spends so much time tending to the lawns.
I'm glad to have him on my side.
He works so hard everyday:
trimming the hedges,
snipping the branches,
pouring enough water,
aligning the beautiful blooming buds.
There must also be enough bone-meal and flesh in the fertilizer.
Heaven forbid my children should starve!
It's okay; Anthony will take care of it.
Do you like his mustache?
I put it there myself.
But I digress.
You should know that I'm not very comfortable with your intrusion.
No, that's wrong.
I loathe your presence.
So you've brought me roses,
but you've undoubtedly stepped on two for each rose you possess.
I. don't. like that.
Can you hear them?
Can you hear my roses crying in pain?
Of course you can't.
You can never hear nature like I can.
Adelbert is ringing the bell now.
More trespassers, I fear.
The weeds. The weeds.
They've come for eternity!
Pestering weeds.
Unpleasant weeds.
Deceitful weeds.
They claim to share my love of nature.
They claim to bring roses.
Lies.
You are no exception.
Do not try to convince me otherwise.
I am only a fragile butterfly with glass wings.
You have lied to me before we even met,
for you are only weeds in flowers' clothing.
You've entered my garden,
ignored my warnings,
and killed my children.
You are incapable.
You are unforgivable.
So be it.
Armed with these red-stained scissors,
by the soul of Josephine,
I shall defend my world in nature's name.
I cannot trust you with my gift.
I will never trust you with my gift.
Now please hold still while I rearrange my chambers with you.
~SPDUDE18
TW: #surprise , #happiness
TW: #c9nfusi9n
TW: #explanati9ns
//Takes off glasses
"in the blood, fucker."
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