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Kaigen
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[2006-01-15 18:51:54 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 386; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 52
Watching: 62; Pageviews: 13116; Comments Made: 5643; Friends: 62
# About me
Current Residence: EarthOperating System: Brain
# Comments
Comments: 400
caitlin's page? too lazy.
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I'm having a party on the 29th at my house. You're coming, and you're also bringing your sexbox. Just thought I'd let you know.
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Hopefully that day works for me. This month is pretty frickin' busy. I'll try to keep that day open!
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Here's a little guilt to seal the deal: you owe me for not coming last year.
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at this precise moment? sure. should be going to work... meh. maybe in like, half an hour.
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I tried to think of a message that rhymed,
But my brain had thoughts of another kind.
So in this message I think you will find,
Your message lost in the ramblings of mind.
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You know what? I haven't been part of a good conspiracy in a while. Let's conspire against someone. You start.
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The badger eats the tuna, all's well in Ontario, the big man hates the cheese.
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Monsoons in Thailand this summer, the badger was poisoned by a dolphin, the small man had a heart attack.
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The typhoon hit the monkey, ten leppers ate the bait, the summer ended with three down in the second quarter (yes, think about it, it makes as little sense as DA bothering to let me do anything these days as all that happens is it starts loading ads, my computer freezes, and I curse until I lose my breath, and DA doesn't post the fucking comment anyways, load of fucking good shit it gives me, couldn't raise a bed of fucking weeds on the shit this site spews from its festering pores)
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The lepers melted together, the monkey courted the banana, Kaigen ate a Prozac and lost his post-teen angst.
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The megaleper melted, the banana shanked the frog, the prozac looked like a tictac.
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The frog left his family, the banana got a job, the prozac came from the leper.
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The frog's corpse floated down the nile, the job pays well, the goods are in the potato.
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The corpse in the copse copulates copiously, one battery charged another, I'll have mine baked with a side of cole slaw.
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I couldn't think of anything witty.
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Now I just wanna see how thin we can make this. One letter per line is a win.
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What a most ridiculous and most delicious plan! We shall have to have tea and crumpets to celebrate.
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Tea?! Crumpets?! Go back to Britain you redcoat!
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I still say you're a twit...and that we should double-double-cross each other agan, you me 'n' Mr Nudie. Oh wait, that was playing magic...oh well...
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*sighs*
Yeah, good ol' times...
TTATT
I miss you guuuuyyyys~!
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Hey Josh remember that time I made the journal entry requesting people to watch you?
...
Wanna... return the favor?
...
I'm a good person! Just not online!!!
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Hey, remember that time I said no?
lol...
If I have the time, which I don't at the moment, I will.
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Yeah, prom is today I think.
But I need help! Lori betrayed me!
Of course, i'm blackmailing her into making me a "give me watchers" journal. It won't replace all of them...
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oy! You should take some pictures of your kitty and put them up on here so I can actuaally se if she is as cute as you say or if your just crazy...think about it
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I shall... next chance I get... which... will... be awhile...
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Thank you so very much for the 
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well that was perfectly random.
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