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Kotzen
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[2006-02-06 19:31:43 +0000 UTC]
"moved"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 27; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 33
Watching: 36; Pageviews: 17720; Comments Made: 1095; Friends: 36
# Interests
Favorite movies: the ladykillers (1955)# About me
MP3 player of choice: shitpodPersonal Quote: one day i'll learn to draw something other than anime.
# Comments
Comments: 240
u do know that ur username means "puke" right...?
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GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY
as we hippity hop along
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"...BEFORE I FINISH MY SAWNG!"
you jew
"HE'S SO HAWT!"
because it's...
"... JEW, JEW NIGHT, YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR BANK BONDS..."
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"the vrouwendoders"
they're coming
"the naisentappajats"
they're coming
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AND EVERYWHERE I GO
THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE TRYING TO SELL ME CURRY
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so he comes home late and sees harry, standing in the doorway with his arms crossed.
"i made you dinner."
and he pulls out a mega man... i mean a hungry man meal and tosses it onto the table (where it dramatically slides).
"BUT IT'S COLD NOW."
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"my eyes are drifting in separate directions."
"waldo?"
"window?"
"waldorf?"
"walmart!"
"farts!"
"... there's a fart on the window?"
"fartdows: a computer that runs on farts."
"i thought of this guy making bread and he farts to keep the dough in the air."
-- mary and angela, exactly an hour later
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yeah i want you to meet my girlfriend, shithole
and she flops over like a tire and goes frrt
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"would anyone want a lapdance from any single one of our men?"
"well, yeah."
"who?"
"caribbean moon."
"she doesn't count, because she wants a lapdance from the joker, and if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine."
-- mary and angela, 3:40 AM
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today is the day someone farted outside the door
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small, medium, large, louis-sized, cratchet-sized
cratchet
cratcher
cratche
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"it is not his ass that is numb" - angela (with the help of gai) '08.
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IF YOU WANNA BE MY ASSHOLE
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY SHIT
SO YOU BETTER OPEN YOUR MOUTH NOW
AND ACCEPT MY LITTLE GIFT
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so, he has to leave the club, but he's really afraid of our dear pimp.
what do we do? we roll 1d10 to see if he gains some willpower; anything higher than a 5 is a no.
Harry rolls 1d10 & gets 1.
he gets it! and he grows a cleft chin, pecs, and superman-esque hair curl! he's ready for action now; he struts out of the club and tosses mcfaggot around like a rag doll.
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w-what....
all i want to know is how much did he get paid to be in that trainwreck.
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I KNOW!!! Talk about letterbox-actor... Jeez!
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tim curry too..
they look totally out of place next to george takei.
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holy shit, peter stormare too?! dear god NO.
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i love that cheap cash in on the vw commercials.
also is it wrong the first thing i thought of was I'VE SEEEEEEEN ITTT ALLLL?
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I'M GOING TO MOVE MY ROOK BACK AND FORTH
GAME ENDS
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I WANT TO GIVE ME CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR
TWO QUARTERS, A NICKEL AND A PENNY
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WHYS HE ASHAMED OF FUCKING HIS SON?!
WHY?!
WHY NO CROSS?!
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so they go house shopping, and its a true test of their marriage when they go in and see the bathroom is avocado
and he doesn't strangle him, so they go into the bedroom, and the strobe lights flash
DAMN I WANNA GET THAT ASS
DAMN I WANNA GET THAT ASS
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DragonScales Balance: 15 GD, 8 SD, 1 CD (total $15.81 USD)
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE SHENANIGANS
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do my.......... farts......... smell bettah?
YOUR FARTS SOUND SO CRISP! ^______________________^
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blood, sweat, and steve martin: our dedication to the greatest comedian of our time.
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i'd be afraid that he'd, you know, lick my asshole
... oh look he's chasing her!
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marley farts on the doornail
MARLEY SHITS ON THE DOORNAIL
MARLEY SHITS ON THE FUCKHOLE
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THE BEES
AUUUGH NOT THE BEES AAAAAAAAUGH MY EYES MY EYESSSSSSS
beeing there
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HANG UP THE CZECH??? HABIT
HANG IT UP PETER (no don't)
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you know it. i can't believe they gave him such a delicious part.
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I know! This hasn't happened for centuries! So when the hell can I see it!? It was made donkeys ago. They're tempting and mocking my creative flow (that's what I call it), I might want to write a crappy fanfic about their crappy film!!
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