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KriegThePsychoBandit
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[2013-06-03 00:27:38 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 3; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 2
Watching: 0; Pageviews: 1192; Comments Made: 44; Friends: 0
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: BLOOOOODFavorite movies: AHAHHAA
Favorite TV shows: NIPPLE SALADS!~
Favorite bands / musical artists: AHAHAHAH HHAhAhAHAHA
Favorite books: AAAAH
Favorite writers: AAh
Favorite games: Aah.
Favorite gaming platform: Okay.
# About me
I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world, I taste the gore, and I smell the crying, AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY!# Comments
Comments: 48
Whatever you do, do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs...
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I'm the conductor of the poop train!
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"cough"....It's over idiot, you're gonna die here now and the last words out of you're mouth will have been, poop train...
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Oh, you must be that psycho dude with MPD I've heard about!
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Hey Kriegy, Handsom- Ah, you already know me. I did stick a needle in you every day for several years. Anyway, I made this just for you. [link]
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SALT, WHERE'S MY SALT!!!
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A visitor of the poop train?
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Krieg old buddy! I don't suppose you'd do me a solid and finally just give into the madness and off yourself. Thanks in advance kiddo.
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Go away! He'll let me kill you!
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Uh-huh. I see, so experiments really did haven an effect. Ok then, Krieg, would you kindly off yourself? Or let me shoot you in the face multiple times?
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We can KILL this one, he says, haha! Start running, ugly boy, start running!
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No, Krieg, I'm just another hallucination. The real Handsome Jack is at the bottom of that cliff. You should totally go after him. I hear he insulted your Meat Bicycle.
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My...Meat Bicycle? That...
No, no, calm down, this isn't a hallucination. Wreck him. Kill him. Make a meat bicycle out of him. Do whatever, just don't listen to him.
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I wish I could have stopped him Krieg, but Handsome Jackass stole it and rode it away saying how much it sucked and how Maya's a bitch. Look I can see him down there mocking you, and I think he's smashing it. Ah! I just saw a wheel roll away!
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Why that...
Why don't!
Why...that...
Why DON'T.
Why don't you go down there and JOIN him, Ugly Jackass?
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*I raise my axe over my head*
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This isn't how it went in my head. *Pulls out a shotgun and uses a radio* Damn it! Send me help, send out the mechs, the metal gear, everything!
Krieg, I thought you liked the experiments. You were quite happy with the massive doses of LSD I was giving you. Bygones right?
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I'll like RIPPING YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND TURNING YOU INTO A CHAIR OF BLOOD AND ORGANS much better!
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I never was one for diplomacy! *begins shooting*
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*Begins rushing forwards*
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*Keeps shooting while backup arrives*
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I'LL RIP THAT MASK OFF YOUR UGLY FACE AND MAKE YOU EAT IT!
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*small army of Mechs start running toward you* Remember Krieg! I made you, so I can destroy you to!
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I'VE DESTROYED SO MANY OF YOUR LITTLE TOYS, I CAN DO IT MORE!
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*Big ass, three stories tall robot lands in front of you* Meet the Hunter prototype. It's designed to catch or kill anything in the universe. You don't stand a chance!
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*I stare up at it, yell, and start lobbing explosives at it*
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*gets to a chopper and begins liftoff* I'll catch you next time Kreig! Eat skag and die!
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*Starts running to it*
STAY!!
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*turns to one of the gunners* I want him with more holes than swiss cheese! *giant robot turns and uses a grappling hook on you*
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*I grab onto the hook*
I'LL END YOU!
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*krieg's intimidate has no effect on the robot* *gunners start shooting*
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(Krieg used Intimidate! But it was ineffective...)
*Continues running to the chopper*
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*helicopter lifts to 50 feet and begins to move away, gunners still firing*
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I'll get you!
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Maybe when Hell freezes over! *helicopter flies away leaving you to deal with the robots that are rapidly swarming you*
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*Turns to face them*
I'll put Hell in the freezer, pack a coat you worm!
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*grabs a megaphone* Sorry Krieg, Hell is reserved for pedophiles, people who buy jakobs guns, and vault hunters. You'll be doing the Hell-Fire Samba before long!
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Get back here!
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What? I can barely hear you over the sound of my robots killing you! *Helicopter flies off into the distance*
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*I chop one of the robots in half*
I'll find you!
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*robot's voice* PLEASE SURRENDER AND ALLOW US TO TERMINATE YOU
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