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[2005-08-24 01:49:50 +0000 UTC]
"Jake"
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 34; Deviations: 18; Watchers: 8
Watching: 14; Pageviews: 8824; Comments Made: 531; Friends: 14
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: People who do what i think is cool.Favorite movies: How can a movie buff have a favorite movie?
Favorite bands / musical artists: Megadeth,Marilyn Manson,KMFDM,Ramstein,Queens of the Stone age.....and so on
Favorite writers: Gregory David Roberts, Nick P
Favorite games: DOOM
Favorite gaming platform: PC, 360
Tools of the Trade: Sawn off Pump Action Shotgun and basicly anything that causes pain.
Other Interests: Snowboarding , drawing, Living life
# About me
Current Residence: My MindFavourite genre of music: Metal
Favourite photographer: BRAVE WAR JOURNALISTS
Favourite style of art: ummmm there all good.
Operating System: XP
MP3 player of choice: Samsung Mp3
Shell of choice: A indestructable one. No one can break me!!!
Skin of choice: Human, because its all i got.
Favourite cartoon character: Strong Bad, Eric Cartman
Personal Quote: When i die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
# Comments
Comments: 126
hey jake. Thanks very much for the cool fave on my acid trip. if i could i would take you all there.
cheers
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Where would you take us??? Every where and nowhere? I'm in
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thank you very much for the comments and the watch
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why am i too cool?
i am not cool? arf..
and yer hi
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Hey Lazy thanks alot for the words and the favorite on the megadeth peice, I apprciate the support mate !
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No problem i think its awsome.
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Do they even allow religous cults on DA?... I know they don't allow insults like that for no reason...
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....reason no for that like insults allow dont they
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Come on say something else abusive so i can get you baned for longer.
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and that was your last comment on here since ive been gone?
mate.. things are going slow..
dont you wish it was like before? all the beautifull cussing? the perpetual dissing? come on.. you got to admit it's more interesting than no comments at all... 
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Ha ha ha you got a new account because all your other ones are banned. Did you learn your lesson? Are you going to be normal from now on?
And your avatar is scary.
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i still have 3 non banned accounts. so, you rather the boring life and not the funny one?
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How dose me not getting any comments in a while mean that i lead a boring life? And i hardly come on DA anymore so go tie your dick in a knot.
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...WOW. Grammatically most correct scentence in existence. It just makes perfect sense with the way you word it. I understand what you are saying clearly. *sarcasm off* dude, what the hell? Go back to english class for a few more years please
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ok its been at least a week since there has been any kind off abuse on my page for once...............and thats the way it should remain.
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yea we got banned for a week
hows the weather in new-shitland?
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Ummmmm its Australia and the weathers warming up for summer. And how another week ban sound to you?
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Whaaa, This is so crazy and Wierd! I'm actually siding with Lay-Z-Boy on this one, You guys are fucking crazy!
Hey, I was just coming by to apologize for being such a Ass and starting all those flame wars.
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Thats ok but i should really be the one saying sorry because i think i started it but if i didnt im sorry anyway.
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beleave me i have a girl friend, and she like every one els on this planet would not even be able to see your fucking speck of dirt for a penus let alone be able to even try to have sex with it, your such a fuck wad you dont even know i dont even have a sister you fuck job hahaha what a lamo. go back to imagining your self fucking my grand mother the only thing you could get is a fucking tired and petite ols sewer ret who is half way to dyeing and is crawling up your ass with its last ounce of pysical stength as we speak, at least that is were all the other fucking animals go to fucking die.
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you think you dont have a sister but you do. she ran away from your squallid mud-home when you were 10. since you have a mental age of 5 now, that means you were as clever as an unborn baby back then.
it must have taken you ages to type that because you have chubby fingers, so when you hit the keyboard you press 5-6 keys at once. you dont even scan your work, you just draw it onto the screen with your baby crayons, as you vomit into your bib.
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I can tell you one thing you fucking pom cunt , and that is Spardiel is fare from fat. He could kill your frail British ass in one punch. As im sure any one could. I can see your shitty cult hasnt had any members enlisting...Geee what dose that tell ya? You got no frineds!!! And you loosing this so called CRUSADE againts me. Dont that make you grind your teeth and get anger induced tumers? Feel free to give up any time you like u fucking tea drinking cunt. And when you do surrender your coward ass ill expect you to apologise for being a fucking spastic to your fellow man.
Oh and you no the bit on your avatar when it says cool? Yea well it should say gay.
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yeah? well your a fuckin australian hahaha
we still own you rock-moving slaves. we have our queen on your shitty money. "gooday bruce, can i fuck a shrimp on the barbie?"
you fucking Wop, Dago, X-Convict, Kiwi bastard. Australia is where we put all our whores and thugs 150 years ago. now look, you have all spawned like a virus, your mutant children of freak thug-whore babys is running loose on an island. your all inbread X-criminals.
"gunna take a shit in the bush" yeah, you fuckin tramp, with your outhouses for toilets and your goddamn toilet spiders. i hope you get bitten in the arse by a fuckin black widow you turd-maker.
and whats up with the way you park your cars?? taking up most of the road like the fuckin americans. and your santa comes with some fuckin Kangaroos HAHA HA HAA AAH how stupid is that. you come from a joke of a country. we own you, freak-slave
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Not true. You see Australia is a mulitculturel society. I may have been born in Australia but my parents or there parents are from other countrys. And Australia is a good place to live because we get sunlight and the Uk dont. Dont knock it untill youve tried it....................stay black!
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i have been to your squallid mut-pit of a country before, about 7 years ago for 2 months. it was so hot you could bake a fucking egg on my head. its too hot, thats nothing to be proud of. here in England we have lush green grass, rich fruitfull vegetatian and enchanting woodlands, but you have grey, yellow dry grass and dust. you cant even go out at mid-day because its too hot. your a country of mongrols, all the bad eggs in one basket. everyone put all their most violent criminals and disgusting whores in the shit-hole of the world, Australia.
so what are you? an aboriginy mud-crawler that lives in a stick house and eats "gaters" for breakfast, or some red-neck snake-eater that sits on his porch with a shotgun waiting for tresspassers?
or are you just some not-yet named species of mutant mongrol that spawned from your monstrous elders?
oh yeah and your landmark is a fucking brown rock
ha ha ha ha
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You just cant take the heat becuase your a fucking fairy cunt. So go back to your wood lands and jack off wild animals some more. And like i said at least we get sun. And all your english beaches are shit.
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lame! you have no fucking idia who i am you cock smacker, every one who knows me watches me do draw my art and at least i fucking scan some art of this page you gust run around like a mindless fuck trying to say somthing funny because you know that is the only way you can fufill your sorry life.
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did you actually read my post?? probably had trouble reading it since your a idiot dyslexic. but ill fill you in because we robots have to cater for all type of disabled people such as yourself. she claims to be your grandmother and has a tight pussy the only place she is filthy is in bed. then she's a right little minx... but your right i am tiring of her gradually after each fuck, next i thought i take your sister and for one fleeting moment thought id steal your girlfriend, but then laughed to myself upon realising you dont and never will have one.... i can understand all your pent up frustration what with dying a sixty-two year old virgin still living at home with his parents and playing doom all day. but why not find some more useful ways of releasing your inner tension by drawing something good for once, talking to your imaginary friends or sticking your tiny cock in the hoover.... all just suggestions i thought you could try,
bless you, you sick little tissue-dirtying machine
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thats nice to know you can have her, your only insalting your self by saying you fuck my grandmother she is fithy and only your mutilated race of robot fags would fuck her, so you just stay in your fairyland metal house and fuck all those grandmothers you have in your basement, little does your spastic mind know that you dont actualy live in any thing or any were except on the streats of bagdad.
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and as for spardial, yes, i have got your grandmother and what of it??, she's extremely attractive, like a fine wine which improves with age. she's had large implants and gone to lessons so now she gives grand blow-jobs too. she begged me to come went i drove past your shack, like the rest of your female-sided family. however there wasnt enough space in my super-laser porsche for them all, what with my massive collection of vinyl, nitrous gas and ammunition, so i had to choose - i went for yo' granny because though the word "grandmother" implies old and seventy, she was actually a ripe little minx of 25, and was only technically your grandmother because your whole family from your mother downwards are sluts that fart out kids at a shockingly young age.
so i took her, and glad to say i made the right choice, she hails robot jesus now (second to me of course) has the sweetest tightest pussy and gives good head..... she is also the only member of your family that knows how to keep a house.... whilst the rest of you eat pig-shit for christmas dinner and live in a rancid piss-ridden hole... im living it up in a big metal mansion (cleaned and maintained by your ever-loving "grandmother")
bless you all
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Gee some people on my page need to chill the fuck out and grab a cold one.
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your posts were never funny, and allways shit exept
"petrol sniffing cunts", that was funny..
you will die a horrible death. i will impale your visage with a rusty pole repeatedly. it will peirce your eyeballs and fill the socets with bloody liquid. i will then pull the wet sacs of your eyes out of your head, cut the nerve-ends with a blunt knife, then push them up your rectum, followed by the knife. after that you will have a glass rod incerted into your penis, and i will personaly smash it once its in. shards of glass will rip and tear at the flesh. neadless to say you will never have another errection. but just incase , i will tenderise it with a steak mallet and you will be left with a limp flesh sac. i will then remove your teeth, one by one with a rusty pair of plyers. you will be awake and have no anastetic. after you are left toothless i will pluck the nerve roots out with twesers. then i will fill your mouth with glass shards and then sew it shut with string. after that your fingers and toes will be removed with a small saw. i will dip the wounds in vinegar and then a pot of salt. i will then rub your body with sand paper untill you are as sore as a bellend. then i will role you around in sand, salt and tiny glass shards.
i will then put your balls in a clamp, and slowly twist them shut till they burst, spraying blood and semen over your body. we will collect this liquid in a vile, then pore it into your ears so it goes to your brain. then we tear your ears off with our bare hands. you will then be dumped in a red-ant hill. they will bite and pinch you. filling you with poisen. you will pass-out alot, but you will always wake up to the tiny pinching. then you will starve to death as the ants eat your raw flesh wounds.
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No need to post twice you retard.
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hahaha right on i think they have taken one to many nails to the fuckin head already oh and Robot-Believer my grandmother has been missing for ages now i know wyou fuckin hi-jacked her for your own sexual pleasures, you mean you bit of her fanny skin, pst.. ass master i guss what every fills your apitite.
Robot-Christians you live in asda thats how you know so fuckin much about it, the only way you can sleep at night is to get away from the cutlery and veg section so you dont get the erge to shove forks and zookinis up you ass!
im sure the eygiptians have a much better religion than you robot ass lickers!
RobotJesus im fuckin disapointed "eat shit motherfuckers" hahaha real lame i expected a better come back dumb ass go lick your mothers clit!
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you pushed a fuckin carrot up your dick, through the bellend and everything, then coverd it in pepper and put it in a baggette. then you put a tray at your waist with this dick sandwitch on it. you were going to take it to the orphanage for blind kids.. you know to help them out but as you walked past your mum, she grabbed it and ate the whole thing, your dick included. she couldent stop vomiting for 3 months. as punishment she and all your sisters and brothers shat in your pillowcase every night. now it may not seem that bad, but you have 5 brothers and 5 sisters (i fucked all your sisters), so your pillowcase was bursting with shits. when you put your head on it you would sink into it. your mum ate your dick so you spent the family fortune (37 pound is asda tokens) get a skin graft from your arse to make you a dick. now you have some weird hairy skin flap for a cock. when you want a boner you have to push a zookini into it to make it hard. but, the good thing is, if your daddy gets fired again, you and your family can eat your dick zookini.
hows that you beady eyed toerag
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You still talking? Incase you havent realised no body here wants to join your male gang banging club. So you can go now. And take your Iraqi scum club members with you.
By cunt.
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dont flatter yourself
i wouldent have a scummy shit licker like you with us ever
you assume we want you with us? thats why we'r on this page? aha you are mistaken. we are here because you are a gay shit wank. yep, thats right, and we dont like you so for now, suck my vainy robot-balls while i play with your sister
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I didnt evan say i wanted to join you nazi cult you dumb cunt. Try reading what i type you fucking stupid retard. At least i dont make up stupid ass cults. Robot christian? and i thought normal christians were fucked in the head. But once again you prove to me that your one low life bong smokeing hippie with false idears and ideals. How many people do you need to hate you before you get the point that your not wanted around here? Also you insults used to be ammusing but now they have turned to shit. Must be cause you running out off good material. Now you have to try to insult my family off whom dont evan know. I mean any one can say i fucked your sister. Try being more original you FUCK!
Your loosing your edge probably because off all that animal seamen you been drinking has affected your brain.
Oh im looking foward to your next shitty post. Dont make it a load off bullshit like your life is. OK. Get back to me as soon as you can you fucking aids spreding cunt.
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if there were no rules on this earth i would sloughter you cult of fuck jobs!
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eat your own shit mutherfuckers
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