Lifh In reply to CreepyE [2013-02-16 19:29:18 +0000 UTC]

I only have a memory span of about 15 seconds, so care to enlighten me about what I said?

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CreepyE In reply to Lifh [2013-02-16 20:10:31 +0000 UTC]

In the politics forum you said to CrimsonMagpie, "~Lifh Jan 24, 2013 New member
Hahaha, well at least I don't have lesbi-gay wet dreams about my hairy dad, unlike you." I immediately messaged them and demanded they tell me the story of lez/hair/dad. Crimsonmagpie said you copy/paste that same sentence to everybody. Now i am inquiring to you about the story, it sounds horrifying and hilarious.

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Lifh In reply to CreepyE [2013-02-19 14:37:33 +0000 UTC]

I know Crimsonmagpie in real life, and I heard them talk in their sleep about their dad in a sexual way. If you seen their dad, you would know why this is disgusting and an abomination.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-27 21:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Well... I AM schizophrenic! Out of curiosity, what kind of witch are you? Please don't say Wicca, god I hate them.

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-27 21:13:05 +0000 UTC]

If you're lying about that, please don't. My mother has severe mental illnesses, and we recently had to move in with our father because she was threatening to kill us.

No, I'm not Wiccan in the least. I know some decent Wiccans, mind you, but the majority of them are intolerable idiots.

I guess you could call me a traditional witch or some such. Perhaps a 'grey witch'. I practice mostly folk-magic, and a lot of my workings is ironically based upon accounts taken from those tormented in the Inquisition. Perhaps 'black witch' might be more apt, then.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-27 21:21:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm not lying, I swear.

You must question your beliefs a lot then, because those people would say that they transformed into cats in the night or sucked the soul of unborn children in order to get the death penalty just to escape the torture, and by Inquisition you mean the Spanish Inquisition, so you are talking Temples such as the Freemasons or the Order of the Eastern star.

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-27 21:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh, no, not like that! I meant more along the lines of dancing around fires naked and using bits of animals and the like in spells. I hate this New Age crap like the 'harm none' rule; 'white' magic wasn't even around before they lifted the ban in Europe.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-27 21:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I hate the harm none rule. What's the fun in being a witch if you can't even hex somebody? It sounds pointless to me. The world needs bad guys as well as good. Though benign witches were around for a very long time, before the inquisition. Did you know that in Romania, witchcraft is a legal profession? XD

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-27 21:33:23 +0000 UTC]

Fuck, go Romania!

It's not really about what's fun or not, for me, though that is part of it. The ability to curse somebody gives a witch the power to be an agent of justice. Being a Libra, that's one of my top priorities in magic. Being just.

And I'll tell you, I've very justly landed three people in hospitals with my little jinxes.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-27 21:42:21 +0000 UTC]

So the ends justify the means? Ha, I'm just shitting with you. That's actually really cool!! Though I woudld'nt mind if a witch were to curse somebody out of pure malice. Like I said, there would be no good without evil.

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-27 21:48:04 +0000 UTC]

I don't really believe in the concepts of good and evil. They're just words used to describe negative and positive events or ideas. However, what you said still stands.

I sort of want to learn how to cast the vampire curse. I heard one has to damage two 'chakras', though I honestly have no idea what that means. 'Chakra' just sounds too hippie and new-agey for my to take it seriously.

I'm sure I could invent another way...

Also, you have a good bit about religion posted on your profile. Would you explain yours to me? I've never heard of anything like it.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-27 22:41:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't think good and evil are actually a thing, their just words to describe certain actions, like murder, but even that doesn't have to be evil, because there's always a gray area. Self-defense is a good example.

Chakra is New Age, and it's taken from an Asian religious belief, I think Taoism but I'm not sure, but I'm sure that wouldn't be the same mysticism that you practise.

Oh, my religion is just a little cult that I participate in that literally worships death as a sentiant omnipotent being. I know (I'm not going to say I believe, because I KNOW I know.) that one day the Dead God will return and all that is living will suffer. There will be screams and a great gnashing of teeth! All blessed by the Dead God will join him in his immortal death. Death is a blessing. To be dead is to be like our god. Eternal.

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-28 00:53:55 +0000 UTC]

Cult, huh? I can dig that Ever meet an actual psychopomp? I have. Not the nicest ghoulies, but they're not half bad, either. I still prefer demons.

Is your god Hades/Pluto or some such...? That would be the 'classical' name for the 'death god' character.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-28 12:38:43 +0000 UTC]

Girly, I am the psycho.

No. This God is much older then that. He has been sleeping in death, waiting for the time to return the universe, life and everything to its original and perfect state! Life is a curse, and death is a blessing. Only in death can we find paradise! The Death God will one day return and take care of us all!

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-28 15:02:32 +0000 UTC]

You misunderstand. A psychopomp is a grim reaper.

Well. As long as it's not Yahweh, I have no problem with that.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-28 15:20:07 +0000 UTC]

The Grim Reaper is an inaccurate analogical depiction of death, nothing more.

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-28 15:22:01 +0000 UTC]

Not 'the' grim reaper, 'a' grim reaper. There's plenty of them.

They're sometimes called 'deaths', but all they really do is act as a guide for the recently deceased.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-28 15:24:04 +0000 UTC]

The choice of my wording between 'a' and 'the' is insignificant. My point still stands.

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-28 15:40:17 +0000 UTC]

How would you know if they exist or not if you havn't met them?

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-28 15:55:25 +0000 UTC]

Because I have seen death.

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Dragonflae In reply to Lifh [2013-01-28 19:28:52 +0000 UTC]

And I've seen psychopomps. Your point is moot.

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Lifh In reply to Dragonflae [2013-01-28 19:35:52 +0000 UTC]

Then one of us is either a) lying b) hallucinating c) convincing themselves that something that isn't real is.

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