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# About me
Carver ZacharoAge: 18
D.O.B: March 5, 1999
Height/Weight: 5'1 | 95 pounds
Species: Human
Status: Single and not really wanting to mingle
Gender: Masculine
Sex: Male
Orientation: Bicurious
Facts:
-Has asperger syndrome and a processing disorder.
-Never shows his face.
-Uses his one and only power-bat as a weapon.
-A bit sceptic about trolls but is sometimes really curious of what they do in their everyday lives.
-Fucking loves cake.
-A bit of the silent type when he gets socially awkward.
-Enjoys playing with his gameboy
-Not a huge fan of slime pies.
-Can't understand facial gestures.
-Totally scared of vampires.
-His only parent is his dad.
-Will possibly beat you with his bat if you try to take his mask off.
Current inventory:
Baseball bat
Mask
Nintendo Gameboy
RPs are acceptable!
Multiship Account
# Comments
Comments: 23
painishilarious [2014-11-27 00:00:45 +0000 UTC]
/ floats up behind
/ covers the other's eyes with his sticky bloody hands
" guess whooooo ??? "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 00:26:26 +0000 UTC]
"the one eyed Dorito freak named Bill Cipher...yeah I know"
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 00:30:09 +0000 UTC]
" one?? talk about two kid!! "
" this body i have is deluxe!! "Β
/ pulls hands away
/ laughing as he started licking some blood off his fingertips
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 00:59:29 +0000 UTC]
turns around to face him]
"yeah yeah but you are just a cyclops on the inside"
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 01:00:36 +0000 UTC]
/ fake pouts
/ kept licking anyways
" pf no- "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 01:03:42 +0000 UTC]
"no I can test that, hold still!"
takes out his bat]
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 01:06:56 +0000 UTC]
/ notices giving a smirk
/ folds arms
" ok!! "
" try to make my head crack at least! "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 01:14:22 +0000 UTC]
smacks him with his bat before he can finish his last sentence]
gave him a black eye]
"now you're a cyclops"
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 01:17:43 +0000 UTC]
/ head whips back
/ cracks neck back in place laughing
" pf! you call that damage??? "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 01:20:43 +0000 UTC]
"....."
smacks him again but a bit harder]
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 01:21:27 +0000 UTC]
/ flies back a bit
/ spits out a few teeth
/ some blood running down his chin
/ laughs
" is that all you got puny mortal!!! "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 01:32:45 +0000 UTC]
"who said I was mortal?"
drops his bat]
grabs Cipher by the shirt]
black ink run down from the mask's eyes]
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 01:35:28 +0000 UTC]
/ his grin never fanwed; like it was permanentΒ
" every fleshy being to ever exist is a mere mortal compared to me!!! "
" i am but a deity of anything and everything to ever exist in the anything that is the universe and beyond!! "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 01:49:33 +0000 UTC]
"...."
lets go of him]
"just shut up and get out of my face"
turns away and starts to walks away]
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 01:54:47 +0000 UTC]
/ oh he had just begun
/ instantly followed floating behind him
" cmon kid! try to kill me!! "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 02:07:19 +0000 UTC]
still walking]
wiping the fake ink from his mask]
pretty much something he wanted to do as a prank]
"why waste your time with me?"
not taking shit]
"do you have better things to do?"
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 13:59:58 +0000 UTC]
/ laughs
" how pathetic!! "
" given the chance to murder and sweeping it aside!!! "
" such a puny mortal you are!! "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 17:21:23 +0000 UTC]
"like I care~"
stops walking]
sits down]
"plus the the only thing I find being pathetic is that you can't even manage to fulfill your quest while a bunch of weirdos have the upper hand and they humiliated your power....if you even recall what I'm talking about"
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 17:28:15 +0000 UTC]
" .. quest? "
" oh! for the journal hmm?? "
/ laughs lowly floating beside him
" i can take that journal later ~ "
" my plans havent been disturbed yet! i have all the time until it all ends! "
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M-A2KED In reply to painishilarious [2014-11-27 17:35:24 +0000 UTC]
"well why waste your time with me? It's better to go earlier than late~"
ignoring his eye contact]
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painishilarious In reply to M-A2KED [2014-11-27 17:47:56 +0000 UTC]
" oh please kid! i know whats best of my time usage!! "
/ laughs lowly
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