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March-Eridan [18011452] [2011-06-19 02:21:02 +0000 UTC] "glub glub huge wwhore" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 53; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 46

Watching: 22; Pageviews: 7940; Comments Made: 414; Friends: 22

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: pride-kun
Favorite movies: Free wwilly
Favorite bands / musical artists: wwhatevver no one knows
Favorite games: the sex one
Favorite gaming platform: sex one
Other Interests: buckets and fillin them

# About me

You are March Eridan

Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer, penultimate on the scale. As such, you are a SEA DWELLER, a sub-race of troll distinct from the commoners by mutation and habitat, a caste which rules over the entire species, and a whore.

But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering SEX COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to FUCK ALL LAND DWELLERS. You have amassed resources and deadly didlos from around the world for this ambition through many sweeps of EXTREME ;ROLE; PLAYING, while pursuing a working MARCHDAY DEVICE which will bring sexy times to all those on the surface. Haven't had much luck with that, but maybe tonight's your night.

people tend to regard you as a BIT OF A TOOL.

You also like MAGIC, even though you know it to be FAKE. Like a made up friend, the way wizards are. Made up make believe FAKEY FAKEY FAKES. It's still fun though.

Current Residence: land of sluts and wwhores
deviantWEAR sizing preference: smallest
Favourite genre of music: indie
Favourite style of art: me
Shell of choice: all
Favourite cartoon character: myself
Personal Quote: i havve all the boys

# Comments

Comments: 450

ashurasouleater [2012-06-08 09:29:54 +0000 UTC]

O3O

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IrkingInvaders [2012-01-16 18:04:04 +0000 UTC]

Eridan.

Hey hey Eridan.

ERIDAN.

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KALMASIS [2011-12-16 02:37:25 +0000 UTC]

hay bby

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haihaihaihaihaii [2011-11-28 05:51:55 +0000 UTC]

Remember me,you fuckass bitch? I was the one that threatend you.

Yestderday a troll,today a pony.

So may Discord fuck you.

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chocolatesmybff [2011-11-26 22:34:06 +0000 UTC]

ur gay

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KALMASIS [2011-11-07 01:57:51 +0000 UTC]

wwhat the glubbin
wwho is this other me
that is also you
both a you
i demand a battle

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SEXYandiKNOWWit [2011-10-17 23:59:55 +0000 UTC]

...Okay, just WWHAT do you think you're doin' wwith MY clothes?!

BOY, YOU BEST GIMME MY LOOK BACK.

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March-Eridan In reply to SEXYandiKNOWWit [2011-10-19 02:09:33 +0000 UTC]

girlfriend i wwas here first

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SEXYandiKNOWWit In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-20 04:28:05 +0000 UTC]

PSH, OR REELY?

((xDD Catfight?))

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8itches-gonna-8itch [2011-10-17 03:23:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to fuck you so hard that when you're Dualscar's age you'll just shit yourself all over 8ecause your ass is going to 8e RIPPED OPEN.

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March-Eridan In reply to 8itches-gonna-8itch [2011-10-17 18:04:46 +0000 UTC]

wwoww vvri you are a really fuckin huge bitch

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8itches-gonna-8itch In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-17 20:41:58 +0000 UTC]

Tell me something I doooooooon't know, whore!

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March-Eridan In reply to 8itches-gonna-8itch [2011-10-19 02:10:48 +0000 UTC]

i fucked tavv

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KALMASIS [2011-10-16 23:06:49 +0000 UTC]

mage told evveryone im a girl
that glubbin bitch

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March-Eridan In reply to KALMASIS [2011-10-17 18:05:12 +0000 UTC]

that fuckin hoe
dont wworry i wwhale try a fuck him twwice as hard for a punishment

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KALMASIS [2011-10-16 23:05:03 +0000 UTC]

wwe are so hot

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March-Eridan In reply to KALMASIS [2011-10-17 18:05:20 +0000 UTC]

yes wwe are

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invader-chloe000 [2011-10-15 03:35:02 +0000 UTC]

You are Beautiful...

FILL BUCKET AND HAVE GRUB WITH ME.c:

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March-Eridan In reply to invader-chloe000 [2011-10-16 15:58:29 +0000 UTC]

i wwhale

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invader-chloe000 In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-16 16:01:07 +0000 UTC]

:3 i love my life.(XD)

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March-Eridan In reply to invader-chloe000 [2011-10-16 16:29:19 +0000 UTC]

cod wwhy

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imaASSHOLEandPROUD [2011-10-12 01:40:33 +0000 UTC]

TWO WEEKS?!
HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US FOR TWO WEEKS?!

I HAD EXAMS AND I NEED SEXING.

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March-Eridan In reply to imaASSHOLEandPROUD [2011-10-16 15:58:04 +0000 UTC]

twwo wweeks of spa treatment

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imaASSHOLEandPROUD In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-19 00:47:24 +0000 UTC]

—What.

...My jealousy knows no bounds.

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March-Eridan In reply to imaASSHOLEandPROUD [2011-10-19 02:10:00 +0000 UTC]

bwwahahaha

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imaASSHOLEandPROUD In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-22 19:04:11 +0000 UTC]

Fffft.

You must now take me with you. >:T

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Female-Tavros [2011-10-10 13:42:17 +0000 UTC]

,,, eRIDAN?

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March-Eridan In reply to Female-Tavros [2011-10-16 15:58:10 +0000 UTC]

yes tavv

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Female-Tavros In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-16 16:04:31 +0000 UTC]

wHY ARE YOU,,, dRESSED LIKE THAT?

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March-Eridan In reply to Female-Tavros [2011-10-16 16:04:50 +0000 UTC]

beachcause
wwhy are you a girl

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Female-Tavros In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-16 16:06:49 +0000 UTC]

oH, i'M A, fEMALE COUNTERPART, i GUESS,,,
i EVEN KNOW A, fEMALE COUNTERPART, oF YOU,

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March-Eridan In reply to Female-Tavros [2011-10-16 16:28:55 +0000 UTC]

i wwant a fuck it

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Female-Tavros In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-16 16:41:11 +0000 UTC]

uHH,,, i SHOULD, gET GOING ANYWAYS,
*She'd back up a bit.*

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March-Eridan In reply to Female-Tavros [2011-10-17 18:07:03 +0000 UTC]

-gets closer- calm dowwn swweet heart i am nice

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Female-Tavros In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-17 18:23:49 +0000 UTC]

i KNOW, tHOUGH GAMZAA HAS, bEEN FEELING BAD,,,

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March-Eridan In reply to Female-Tavros [2011-10-19 02:11:06 +0000 UTC]

wwhat wwould you like me a do a her

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Doran-Bishop [2011-10-08 02:25:28 +0000 UTC]

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March-Eridan In reply to Doran-Bishop [2011-10-16 15:58:42 +0000 UTC]

-trorgasmed-

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Doran-Bishop In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-16 16:22:35 +0000 UTC]

-blink- -feels you up-

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March-Eridan In reply to Doran-Bishop [2011-10-16 16:38:16 +0000 UTC]

-aroused?-

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Doran-Bishop In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-16 17:24:15 +0000 UTC]

-kisses him-

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March-Eridan In reply to Doran-Bishop [2011-10-17 18:06:47 +0000 UTC]

-sloppy makeout-

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Doran-Bishop In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-17 20:43:51 +0000 UTC]

-just sorta... stands there-

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March-Eridan In reply to Doran-Bishop [2011-10-19 02:10:23 +0000 UTC]

-thats not a no-

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Doran-Bishop In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-19 02:23:56 +0000 UTC]

-gropes his crotch-

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imaASSHOLEandPROUD [2011-09-30 21:45:36 +0000 UTC]

"~March-Eridan (away 3 days)"

GET ON MORE.

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March-Eridan In reply to imaASSHOLEandPROUD [2011-10-16 15:57:52 +0000 UTC]

fuck sorry

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imaASSHOLEandPROUD In reply to March-Eridan [2011-10-19 00:46:52 +0000 UTC]

Mhm :T

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little-seadwweller [2011-09-26 19:20:02 +0000 UTC]

wwhat is this
is future me reely like this
oh cod youvve
scarred me for life
glub glub

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March-Eridan In reply to little-seadwweller [2011-10-16 15:58:19 +0000 UTC]

shut up you knoww you lovve it

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