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MonkeyToho ♂️ [2267121] [2006-02-02 03:34:35 +0000 UTC] "Ryan C. Russin" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1664; Deviations: 106; Watchers: 145

Watching: 185; Pageviews: 35927; Comments Made: 3309; Friends: 185

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Jax!
Favorite movies: The Goonies
Favorite bands / musical artists: Everything
Favorite writers: Terry Prachett
Favorite games: Metroid, Castlevania, and Cave Story. See a trend here?
Favorite gaming platform: DS, at the moment.
Tools of the Trade: Mechanical pencils, paper, and Sakura ink pens.
Other Interests: Warhammer, D&D, and generally being a prick.

# About me

Current Residence: Springfield, MA
Favourite genre of music: See above
Favourite style of art: Black & white comics
Operating System: XP. FINALLY.
MP3 player of choice: Crappy little Craig football-shaped thing.
Shell of choice: Koopa Troopa
Wallpaper of choice: Pft. Paint's better.
Skin of choice: Flesh of lesser beasts!
Favourite cartoon character: Freakazoid.
Personal Quote: Y'know what? Screw that noise.

# Comments

Comments: 395

kitphiroth [2018-01-13 09:00:09 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what happened to you?

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powder-sugar [2014-01-03 03:56:53 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday, Toho!!

Long time no see, bud!

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MonkeyToho In reply to powder-sugar [2014-01-04 15:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Yo.

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powder-sugar In reply to MonkeyToho [2014-01-04 21:19:38 +0000 UTC]

How's life going?

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MonkeyToho In reply to powder-sugar [2014-01-05 15:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Eh, it goes.

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powder-sugar In reply to MonkeyToho [2014-01-05 20:22:58 +0000 UTC]

ah. Well, that's okay, I guess. We all have our ups and downs.

Mine's been hectic and busy.

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MonkeyToho In reply to powder-sugar [2014-01-05 20:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Mine is just glad the holidays are over.


I swear I'm just gonna go into hibernation for all of December from now on.

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powder-sugar In reply to MonkeyToho [2014-01-06 01:28:33 +0000 UTC]

hahahah i wish i could go into hibernation, too!

then i could just skip school and draw more >:T

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MonkeyToho In reply to powder-sugar [2014-01-06 15:40:14 +0000 UTC]

I'd hibernate just to avoid family. 

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powder-sugar In reply to MonkeyToho [2014-01-07 02:07:01 +0000 UTC]

Ahh. Yeah, I know how that can be. :/

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Blueeyes0001 [2013-08-29 01:35:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the favorite!

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RawringCrafts [2012-04-22 02:03:36 +0000 UTC]

thx for the fav ^_^

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MonkeyToho In reply to RawringCrafts [2012-04-22 02:20:14 +0000 UTC]

Saw your stuff on /tg/. Pretty neat!

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RawringCrafts In reply to MonkeyToho [2012-04-22 02:50:16 +0000 UTC]

thx :3

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BonelessChickun [2012-04-16 05:19:22 +0000 UTC]

Here lies an untalented douchebag if you want some real art checkout my shit!

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MonkeyToho In reply to BonelessChickun [2012-04-16 16:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Here lies an untalented troll.

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BonelessChickun [2012-04-11 22:45:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm on your page now and boy was I right the art you submitted on this site is repulsive Iv'e seen my dog make better works of art out of his shit. Kudos champ

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MonkeyToho In reply to BonelessChickun [2012-04-12 16:55:14 +0000 UTC]

Like any of your shitscribbles are any better.

Oh wait, you're just a shitty troll~

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BonelessChickun In reply to MonkeyToho [2012-04-14 20:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Quit spamming my account monkey fucker

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MonkeyToho In reply to BonelessChickun [2012-04-15 01:49:45 +0000 UTC]

Still new at this whole "trolling" thing, huh?

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BonelessChickun In reply to MonkeyToho [2012-04-16 05:15:09 +0000 UTC]

I quit your to fucking stupid to reason with so I'm gonna stop texting you back. Good bye chugger

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MonkeyToho In reply to BonelessChickun [2012-04-16 16:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Good riddance to a great example of terrible trolling.

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TrueDesknight [2012-01-02 20:57:08 +0000 UTC]

!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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DarkBydloArt [2011-12-28 09:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for fav!

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AlexORio [2011-06-02 01:41:54 +0000 UTC]

Heya! Thanks for the fav! I invite you to check out the rest of my gallery sometime!

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ShasOFaiz [2011-01-03 00:00:22 +0000 UTC]

Hey, it's your birthday...where the fuck did you go?

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MonkeyToho In reply to ShasOFaiz [2011-01-17 20:26:47 +0000 UTC]

I DIED.

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BonelessChickun In reply to MonkeyToho [2012-04-16 05:20:08 +0000 UTC]

plz do

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MonkeyToho In reply to BonelessChickun [2012-04-16 16:56:51 +0000 UTC]

You first~

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ShasOFaiz In reply to MonkeyToho [2011-01-18 04:37:51 +0000 UTC]

And nothing of value was lost.

Nice touch posting your reply on MY birthday though.

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GabrielVerdon [2010-11-09 00:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for adding me to your devwatch. Hopefully I can please you

Really cool pencil work you have here.

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Kitkatinahat [2010-07-12 04:56:13 +0000 UTC]

>w>
[link]

:3

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MonkeyToho In reply to Kitkatinahat [2010-07-12 14:39:46 +0000 UTC]

OLD.

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Kitkatinahat In reply to MonkeyToho [2010-07-12 18:00:23 +0000 UTC]

....WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. ;A;

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powder-sugar [2010-02-28 07:14:31 +0000 UTC]

Honk.

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TabbyCyan [2009-08-05 15:40:28 +0000 UTC]

Tohooooo~ =3= ~~

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MonkeyToho In reply to TabbyCyan [2009-08-06 06:00:29 +0000 UTC]

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DONGSDONGS [2009-07-18 18:04:06 +0000 UTC]

oh man people on drugs leave messages on your front page

do I have to be on drugs to do this

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MonkeyToho In reply to DONGSDONGS [2009-07-18 20:41:50 +0000 UTC]

You just have to be on dongs.

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DONGSDONGS In reply to MonkeyToho [2009-07-20 15:57:59 +0000 UTC]

how about 'surrounded' by dongs?

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MonkeyToho In reply to DONGSDONGS [2009-07-20 17:33:49 +0000 UTC]

Close enough.

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nixi-hiraniwashi [2009-07-14 17:14:24 +0000 UTC]

I love your drawings are awesome
and sorry if I was not meant much
but almost dont speaks English, im trying to teach me
whether your drawings are great
I liked a lot
I hope you can give me an opinion on my drawings

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Mike-J [2009-06-30 18:59:23 +0000 UTC]

Your stuff is boss. Plain and simple.

look, i made you something:
Let me tell you a story...
A story of a man who was half man, half sting-ray. His name was Joseph.
He used to get teased by his peers for having gills and a tail. But he was persistent he tried to socialize, he tried to become a regular person but he could not, because he was part fish. But one day, he saw an ad on TV for a plastic surgery clinic 4 blocks from his house. He got some money of his savings account and proceeded to change his pathetic life forever.

Upon arriving at the clinic, he saw many things. People getting the fat sucked out of them by giant hoses, women getting 20 pounds of saline implanted into their chests, 80 year old women getting their faces pulled to look like they were a 20 year old corpse. He saw all those things, but he knew that his horrible deformities would be eliminated, and he would be free of being part sting-ray.

The doctors arrived, took a look at him and whisked him away to the operating room. There, the doctors took hours to remove his tail, close his gills, re-color his skin, and transplant some parts. Hours after the surgery, he awoke. He did not feel like himself; he felt... different. He looked at his hands... no webbed fingers. He looked at his butt... no tail. He looked at his sides... no gills. He was a normal human being. He thanked the doctor and forked over $70,000 to cover the surgery.

He walked out of the clinic with his head high, and his new chin pointed to the sun as he shouted "I'm ready for you, world!" and ran off to the mall. There, he saw people just like him, people he could talk to, he saw, friends. He spotted a group of kids with black shirts, chains on their pants and grease in their hair. As he approached, he heard they were discussing "Gears of War 2". Being an avid gamer, Joseph jumped into the conversation. They discussed the game for hours and hours and then, something happened. Joseph started to realize they didn't really know much about Gears of War 2. Suddenly, the conversation shifted into "Kingdom Hearts". Right the and there, he realized, those were not avid gamers, they were just plain Geeks... ANIME GEEKS. The conversation then shifted back and forth from Bleach, then Naruto, then Death Note, then Kingdom Hears, then Final Fantasy 7. Then Joseph realized... THEY WEREN'T ANIME GEEKS! They didn't know what Neon Genesis Evangelion was. They had never seen Robotech nor did they know it was not a real show. They didn't know that Disney inspired manga or that Chromartie Highscool was funnier than Bobobo.

There he realized... They're FAKE GEEKS. They're POSING as geeks, and doing a horrible job at it. Joseph started flailing like a maniac and called them fake wannabe geeks. Then, one of them got up and said "We are otaku, not geeks." That blatant show of ignorance INFURIATED Joseph and he proceded to beat the crap out of him. In the rampage, his gills re-opened, his tail uncoiled, his gray pigment came back... but he didn't care. He used his Sting-ray parts to beat the group of geeks to a pulp.

He quickly realized the operation was a fraud, and that he had just lost $70,000 on a bogus procedure. He ran to the clinic where he had been and furiously searched for the doctor. Once he found him, he took the money back and threw the doctor off the roof.

He went back to his home, heated a can of Campbell's Cream of Asparagus, and sat down to watch "The Transporter" in the safety of his home. His adventure was over...

But, the doctor's corpse wriggled with life, and yelled for revenge on Joseph!

TO BE CONTINUED.

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MonkeyToho In reply to Mike-J [2009-07-01 02:30:52 +0000 UTC]



You're on fucking crack, dude.

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Mike-J In reply to MonkeyToho [2009-07-01 18:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Naw.
Just over 26 ounces of iced tea...

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emka103 [2009-06-29 03:36:52 +0000 UTC]

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MonkeyToho In reply to emka103 [2009-06-29 03:45:28 +0000 UTC]

N-nngh...

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EmmyLou [2009-06-18 05:29:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on my Pendent

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DONGSDONGS [2009-06-07 02:06:34 +0000 UTC]

HOOP DOOP POOP A LOOP

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MonkeyToho In reply to DONGSDONGS [2009-06-07 04:20:35 +0000 UTC]

MORP GORP GIBBITY LORK

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