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PostMortem
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[2003-08-29 02:42:19 +0000 UTC]
"Will self-destruct in 5..4..3..2"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 210; Deviations: 136; Watchers: 47
Watching: 129; Pageviews: 18238; Comments Made: 1666; Friends: 129
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: Modest Mouse, Mother Mother, Leonard CohenFavorite writers: Leonard Cohen
Other Interests: Chocolate, sleep, smoothies, sugar
# About me
Current Residence: Sault Ste. Marie aka CanadaFavourite cartoon character: Brock Samson, Harvey Birdman
Personal Quote: Sleeping makes me sleepy.
# Comments
Comments: 183
Hey there! 
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Hey there!
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shut up! Now I feel like a loser!
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hey would you be willing to do a feature as a prize for the self portrait contest?
or any commissions?
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I don't understand. What is a feature? Do you mean a picture for the prize winner?
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yeah, you pick some works from a winner's gallery that you think are nice and feature them as a prize.
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oh that sounds super simple. Sure I'll do that.
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I MASTERED PAINT BEIN POOR,ANYONE WHO CAN USE IT WELL DESERVES PROPS
Z
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hahah, you are so excited! HELLZ YA PAINT HOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO (like a umm...y'know, freaky hunter shriek)
..thanks for props
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Hi my dear frend! I must thanks and apologize you for some pics from my Project [link] I hope you dont angry
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No problemo, thanks for letting me know.
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I got dibz... I GOT DIBZ!!!
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well then when you're done, just don't leave them "unusable" like last time!
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I'm going to love them and raise them and teach them to stay away from baby eaters like yourself... no offense.... baby eater.
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o yeah? well... what if i raise my own army of zombie babies to take on you and yours? Eh? EH? and it's not baby eater, i prefer the term, infant connesiuer.
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Well it wont be easy, I am a virile super hunk and I birth 100 babies for everyone of your monstrosities... No offense. BUT every one of my children will have my strength and rage coursing through their veins like a runaway train and trust me, you do not want to board that train!... BABY EATER!
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Hmm.... I expected much more of a resistance. I can't blame you for quitting though, it was a wise choice.
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i just wouldn't think it would be much of a fight. My "monstorsities" can sever the veins in your head using only their thoughts, so on super zombie baby who triples in strength everytime he consumes a corpse, versus a hundred of your babies, seems too easy for mine to win.
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You have forgot one crucial key, YOU HAVE NO ONE TO PROCREATE WITH! And you are no master of the voodoo arts sir!
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my backup army of ladies in the night produce my spawn
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So wait... is your ultimate goal to eat babies? Cause you know you could just eat your own.
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im not that hungry, it's gluttony mostly. And who eats their own babies? plus i need an army.
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Well, I saw NummyBear's thing, and I was like, "Doesn't Deviant Art have all this weird porn?" and then he's like, "Not so much anymore." So I'm like, "But like every site it has it's idiot losers?" He said yeah, so I thought it'd be awesome to keep it real and make my own account. Because I have so much else to do...
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Quick, add me! I don't want to be unpopular on the internets!
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Thanks so much for the watch! And nice gallery :3 <3
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hey sexy... i finally figured out who you were 
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Hey I just found you! (This is Kirsty btw). Very cool stuff!
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