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PvtMichaelJCaboose ♂️ [21420920] [2012-03-21 19:23:52 +0000 UTC] "Don't Cockblock me." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 109; Deviations: 15; Watchers: 55

Watching: 45; Pageviews: 6821; Comments Made: 3740; Friends: 45

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: N/A
Favorite movies: Red
Favorite TV shows: Red vs blue
Favorite bands / musical artists: Muse
Favorite books: Hunger Games
Favorite writers: Tom Clancy
Favorite games: halo
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: Controller
Other Interests: Final Fantasy

# About me

I AM CABOOSE! THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!!
I AM MICHAEL J. CABOOSE AND I. HATE. BABIES!!!

# Comments

Comments: 1070

digitgirl [2014-09-13 01:05:45 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the watch Caboose.

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Marine1337 [2014-02-28 14:08:41 +0000 UTC]

Happy Early Birthday Caboose

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to Marine1337 [2014-03-18 10:27:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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Marine1337 In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2014-03-18 15:50:35 +0000 UTC]

You're Welcome

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EverydayMercenary702 [2013-10-02 01:55:06 +0000 UTC]

bit.ly/18F3Vmy

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YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-08 00:08:31 +0000 UTC]

hello caboose

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-08 02:48:45 +0000 UTC]

Hello

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-08 03:50:23 +0000 UTC]

how are you?

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-08 05:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Good. You?

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-08 05:37:19 +0000 UTC]

im good

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-08 15:08:20 +0000 UTC]

Das good

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-08 15:59:38 +0000 UTC]

yeah...i was told to join a team here in this canyon but the signal cut out so i didnt get what color


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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-12 20:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Caboose: Wait, there are two teams? I thought there was just purple team!
Florida: a freelancer? Hey! Who are you?
(No, its not butch flowers. Its my oc I made after season 9)

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-13 01:53:27 +0000 UTC]

purple? *ahem* i am agent missouri aka recovery 5 from project freelancer

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-14 03:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Florida: listen, you're probably here for me. The directors been hunting me for a few years now.
Caboose: COOKIES!

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-14 14:30:39 +0000 UTC]

No noway dude I've been hunted by him for years as well

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-14 16:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Florida: the bases aren't the best place to hide. Follow me. *I start walking towards the cliff*

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-15 16:16:07 +0000 UTC]

*follows you* *gamma and delta appear*

Gamma: why are you folowing this shizno?

Delta: now gamma don;t be rudeΒ 

Me: both of you shut up and get back inside my head

*they both dissapear back into me*

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-16 02:36:27 +0000 UTC]

Florida: *turns around, pointing my shotgun at you* How did you get Gamma and Delta?
Beta: Gre-
Florida: SHUT IT B!

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-16 03:17:58 +0000 UTC]

oh i got them from maine he "gave" them to me, i also have o'mally, epsilon, and sigma....sigma is a ass sometimes

Sigma: *appears* Lets go beta we are the

SIGMA NOT NOW!

*Sigma Dissapears*

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-16 03:27:04 +0000 UTC]

Florida: I don't buy that. He was caught in an Electro Magnetic Pulse.

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-16 03:50:28 +0000 UTC]

and he still is! I some of them from him and i was going to give them back to their original Freelancers but I was convinced differently by sigma and told me to steal other AI but im not going to do that...beta is safe don't worry...unless you attack me with your shotgun...*o'mally takes over* if you do I'll steal beta, kill you and take your eyes a souvenirs! *i cough and i return* if you attack me...o'mally won't be to happy...if i were you i woulden't...hes scary dude Β 

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-16 03:57:36 +0000 UTC]

Florida: and I'm not? I have gone toe to toe with a spartan two and won. And thanks to beta, I'm a fuckin scientist too. You don't scare me.

(Beta is the alphas knowledge, which explains why church wasn't as smart as an AI would be. Florida is also very paranoid at best)

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-16 04:00:14 +0000 UTC]

well my armor has forerunner abilities i could power recrium if i wanted to...but the thing is...i would destroy the universe

O'Mally: YES DO IT

Missouri: NO

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-16 04:07:43 +0000 UTC]

Florida: I prefer actions to words. Beta, release the first safety restricion.
Beta: But sir-
Florida: just fucking do it.
Beta: understood.
Florida: *puts the shotgun down, then quickly is in your fave and punches you all the way to red base, then runs and catches you, then drops you, clutching his right arm in pain*

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-16 04:14:24 +0000 UTC]

*laying on the ground* *i incinerate* *i re-appear standing up* *i start to laugh* magnificent! that was just amazing! *my arm turns into a rail-gun and i jam it against Florida's stomach and i fire it sending you to sand trap* *i appear catch you, drop you and aim my rail-gun-arm to your head* modified UNSC/forunner armor

Gamma: Take that shizno

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-16 04:38:01 +0000 UTC]

*using my right hand, which was shattered mere seconds ago, I grab your arm, twist it behind your back, and break it* The difference between me and you is that my armor is not there to enhance my power, but to stop me from injuring myself too much. I don't need my armor.

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-16 21:12:11 +0000 UTC]

*the broken armΒ denigrateΒ and appears back on my arm completely fixed* well my armor has biochemically fused to my body making 99% of my body this suit...the other one percent...my left big toeΒ 

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-17 01:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Looks like we're both a little hard to kill. *I shoot my thoat, and the hole patches itself up quickly* I was kinda infected with the flood after I found a substance that kills flood cells, but not human cells. Now I have machines in my body keeping that substance inside me, keeping the flood in check.

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-17 01:59:52 +0000 UTC]

that is stunning, are you interested in you know, taking down command and everyone hunting you and i

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-17 19:41:59 +0000 UTC]

I've already gotten a few of them.

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-18 03:24:35 +0000 UTC]

a few...not all!

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-19 01:00:32 +0000 UTC]

Its better than none

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-19 01:33:30 +0000 UTC]

but not all we have to kill them all!!!! *lightning strikes*

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-19 19:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Its not like you've killed them all

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-20 00:43:22 +0000 UTC]

i havent!

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-20 00:48:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. So don't go complaining about how I haven't got them all. The director is a slippery bastard

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-20 00:55:46 +0000 UTC]

yeah...he is

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-20 18:35:21 +0000 UTC]

I have a lead though. I found out the Mother of Invention crash landed. Lets check it out.

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-21 03:14:05 +0000 UTC]

yes lets

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-22 15:07:45 +0000 UTC]

Its near Sidewinder. I have a Broadsword over by blue base.

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-22 16:05:17 +0000 UTC]

alright

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-22 16:37:15 +0000 UTC]

*starts walking back*

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-22 17:15:23 +0000 UTC]

*follows*

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-27 01:37:37 +0000 UTC]

I have connections in the UNSC. *We walk into that cave and there's a Broadsword and a lot of high tech equipment*

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-27 01:52:12 +0000 UTC]

woah! this is pretty cool

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-09-28 02:40:54 +0000 UTC]

Like I said. Connections in the right places

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-09-28 19:30:46 +0000 UTC]

yeah

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PvtMichaelJCaboose In reply to YTAgentMissouri [2013-10-01 01:30:57 +0000 UTC]

Florida: They can do quite a bi-*sees caboose* DONT TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!!
Caboose: what?

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YTAgentMissouri In reply to PvtMichaelJCaboose [2013-10-01 01:42:57 +0000 UTC]

what?

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