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Favourites: 6777; Deviations: 113; Watchers: 91
Watching: 76; Pageviews: 10715; Comments Made: 323; Friends: 76
# Social Links
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# Comments
Comments: 38
Roxysm [2020-01-10 00:01:15 +0000 UTC]
Please reply here and do not comment above this. I would like to keep my page nice and clear. Thank you.
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gh0std0lls In reply to Roxysm [2020-05-20 02:01:34 +0000 UTC]
Hello!
I wanted to stop by and welcome you to OC-House-Party !
Please be sure to take a look at our
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Thank you very much for deciding to join,
And I hope very much that you enjoy your time in the group!
Have a wonderful day!
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xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx In reply to Roxysm [2020-05-17 02:38:52 +0000 UTC]
[Intro: Bart Baker as Jake Paul]
Yah
Y'all can't handle this
Little Jakey and the Mickey Mouse squad bout' to shut it down, baby
Team 10
Bunch of social media rejects
They assigned to take the paychecks
[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Jake Paul and Team 10]
I'm Logan's kid bro with the Disney Channel flow
By that I mean my rap skills suck, that's obvious though
I made a song so goddamn bad, it's Friday status
It makes all Jacob's music sound like Grammy winning hits
Yeah, we're like a semen stew
Can't get whiter than us, dude
This is Team 10, bitch, we the zero talent crew!
Who are all these no-name kids? Nobody has a clue
What do any of you do?
Leech off of your Logan fame!
I'm so famous, rich, and cool
Hey man, why are we called Team 10?
It stands for my IQ
His lyrics prove that is true!
Since I'm poppin on Youtube, I'll make crappy music too
With horrible flows and rhymes
Kit Kat's got more bars than I do
Couldn't think of a name creative like "Logang"
So just added "ER" after "Paul"
Wow that's lame!
Mentally I am eight
Maturity? No way
I'm Mickey's f***boy slave
This song just gave you AIDS!
[Chorus: Bart Baker as Jake Paul and Team 10]
None of us can flow
Talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!
[Verse 2: Jake Nunes as Nick Crompton]
You know it's Nick Crompton
And my mom's Mary Poppins
No, I can't rap, and yes, I do not fit in
England is my city, yes, I really am that dumb
I think England is a city
My jacket and pants guarantee I get no pussy!
[Verse 3: Tanner Kimberley as Chance Sutton]
Two months ago I wasn't potty trained
But now I got some fame
From riding Jake's nuts without him I'm washed up
In 24 months I'll be mopping floors up like
Damn dude, I shoulda stayed in school!
When they ask me what I do I'm 100 percent stumped
The sad truth in 10 years I'll be in AA
With all of my Team 10 mates
This song's a crime, we should all be locked up
Jake, you gotta stop grabbing your Disney nuts!
[Interlude: Kirill and Filipp Revega as Martinez Twins]
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Can we switch the language? (Ya tú sabe')
We about to hit it (Dale)
[Verse 4: Kirill and Filipp Revega as Martinez Twins]
¡Sí! Ahora podemos hablar mierda
Sobre Jake y su canción y él no sabrá
No queríamos hacer esto, pero Jake nos obligó
¡Y él está tomando todo nuestro dinero!
Alguien por favor nos sálva, te rogamos
Esta música sopla y Jake es una ducha
Es como nuestro Donald
He burned both our VISAs
Y ahora estamos atrapados
En el Team 10, por favor, ¡mátanos a los dos!
[Chorus: Bart Baker as Jake Paul and Team 10]
None of us can flow
Talent? Not here yo
Without my big bro
My sub count would be zero!
[Verse 5: Alex Farnham as Tessa Brooks]
Yo it's Tessa Brooks
Blah, blah, blah, I'm Tessa Brooks
I rap 'bout Panera
Blah, blah, blah, I'm Tessa Brooks
Wait hold on guys, guess what?
My name is Tessa
Something smells bad
It's coming from Jake's butt?
[Verse 6: Bart Baker as Jake Paul]
It's coming from my butt
[Outro: Roland Luitgaarden as Greg Paul, Carrie as Pam Stepnick, and Bart Baker as Jake Paul]
-Alright Jakey, playtime's over
Time for night-night
All your little friends have gotta go
-But Daaaad
It's not fair, why doesn't Logan have bedtime?
-Shut your trap, you little brat
*farts and poops*
-Ahhh Jakey, did you poopy in your diaper again?
-Uh.. No I...
-Is that my Rolex?
-No dad please no, please, please, I promise I'll be a good boy
-Somebody's getting a spanking tonight, mister
-Why can't you be more like your brother?
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Roxysm In reply to xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx [2020-05-17 19:15:35 +0000 UTC]
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xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx In reply to Roxysm [2020-05-04 20:46:52 +0000 UTC]
i have undeniable evidence Ettore Boiardi, also known as Chef Boyardee, the founder of the Chef Boyardee food brand, was killed by the FBI/CIA when they were doing time travel experiments in Ohio, causing chef boyardee to get sent millions of years in the past where he died in a volcano
there used to be volcanoes in ohio during the Precambrian era, millions of years ago. the remains of these volcanoes are likely underneath ohio. this will become relevant later.
one day, the government was busy doing their standard time travel experiments, but chef boyardee got in the middle of it and he got sent back to the Precambrian era where he died in a volcano
where his grave is, his fossil is actually buried underneath. it is a very old fossil.
further evidence is that a man named R.J. Rummel had his child in the town where chef boyardee's grave is. this is because he is a professor of political science with a PhD at yale university and the university of hawaii - hawaii is known for its volcanoes. he was the person who invented the term "democide" which means death by government, and this is exactly what happened to chef boyardee. he was accidentally killed by the government. this is why R.J. Rummel was in the town. he attempted to uncover the fossil of chef boyardee, with his extensive knowledge and his PhD he figured out what the government had done, but unfortunately they stopped him.
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Roxysm In reply to xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx [2020-05-06 01:38:08 +0000 UTC]
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xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx In reply to Roxysm [2020-05-06 01:41:28 +0000 UTC]
Jokes on you, I hit the quan on his grave already...
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Roxysm In reply to xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx [2020-05-06 21:09:40 +0000 UTC]
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Roxysm In reply to xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx [2020-03-09 18:35:13 +0000 UTC]
bruh
Stan be spitting bars the rest of these ain’t shit
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SeafoamAura In reply to Roxysm [2020-01-15 04:08:05 +0000 UTC]
Just realized I wasn't watching you, sorry about that!
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Roxysm In reply to SeafoamAura [2020-01-15 19:28:52 +0000 UTC]
There is no need to be sorry. Watch whoever’s art you like.
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Roxysm [2020-01-10 00:01:00 +0000 UTC]
Please reply here and do not comment above this. I would like to keep my page nice and clear. Thank you.
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Roxysm [2019-08-02 23:24:33 +0000 UTC]
Please reply here and do not comment above this. I would like to keep my page nice and clear. Thank you.
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Francourecompositor4 In reply to Roxysm [2019-09-29 10:58:15 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for faving Euscus, chief of scorpions =3
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Roxysm In reply to Francourecompositor4 [2019-09-29 17:32:36 +0000 UTC]
You’re welcome! I always love seeing more art of scorpions/scorpion-like characters.
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Roxysm In reply to Sabrina-Gaga [2019-09-17 16:37:31 +0000 UTC]
You’re welcome.
Thanks for the watch!
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xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx In reply to Roxysm [2019-08-15 17:32:45 +0000 UTC]
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y !
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Z0RUAS In reply to Roxysm [2019-08-15 08:55:50 +0000 UTC]
(I’m sending you this now bc I’m losing my wisdom teeth privileges tomorrow and I won’t be able to reply for a bit lmao)
happy birthday!!! I know that I haven’t talked to you recently as much as Some People have, but I just wanted to wish you good luck on your last year of high school and make you something. sta.sh/0jrm5zwrf4e
I want more than anything to be able to be able to reconnect with everyone again on discord after my hiatus (read: epic spontaneous ragequit), but I know that right now I still need to to get over my own issues and make things right first. It might not seem like it, but things with him are a work in progress at the moment and I hope to see it to its end.
Also, I hope you’re doing okay,….I’ve been too nervous to ask about the blood drawings + concerning videos until now because I’m kinda worried that I’ll annoy you or I'm overstepping boundaries or something sdkslkafdfjs
I'm going to stop rambling now. I hope you have a good birthday!
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Roxysm In reply to Z0RUAS [2019-08-15 22:59:16 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for telling me happy birthday. I really like the drawing you made. The lighting is interesting and you appear to have a good technique for drawing cartoony hair. I wish I could draw like that. Am I allowed to add it to Apollo's TH gallery?
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Z0RUAS In reply to Roxysm [2019-09-06 06:45:32 +0000 UTC]
I'm really glad you liked it. And of course you can!
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xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx In reply to Roxysm [2019-08-14 02:11:48 +0000 UTC]
I only watch anime for the plot
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Roxysm In reply to xXxKlLLJ0Y-KULTxXx [2019-08-14 21:16:03 +0000 UTC]
*sees butt*
*sweats*
yeah,,, the plot thickens
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