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Sabledrake ♀️ [1332082] [2005-01-03 08:56:27 +0000 UTC] "Christine" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 7; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 22

Watching: 14; Pageviews: 5102; Comments Made: 163; Friends: 14

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Crzydemona!
Favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean
Favorite bands / musical artists: Brian Setzer Orchestra, Billy Joel
Favorite writers: Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Richard Laymon, Bentley Little, Robert McCammon
Other Interests: Various fandoms -- Gargoyles, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean

# About me

Current Residence: Western WA
Favourite genre of music: 80's pop, rockabilly, swing
Favourite photographer: Laurie Atkins
Favourite cartoon character: Goliath

# Comments

Comments: 71

zess [2014-01-08 04:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Hi!  You were always one of my favorite fic authors.  I went looking for some of your stories, but it looks like the old adult archive is defunct.  Or did it just move?  In any case, I wish you all the best.  Thanks for many hours of great reading. 


--zess

ponder.thiss@yahoo.com

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zakfett92 [2013-09-09 01:52:34 +0000 UTC]

hello, i'm told the furry pirate story "for the love of the bloody vixen" was written for you. can you show me where i can find it?

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nickolaus [2010-04-03 15:20:13 +0000 UTC]

No one cares if you got accepted in a zombie anthology you fan fiction writing hack. You're pathetic for trying to fuck with my imprints.

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jmnorthwood [2009-06-30 14:43:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch. I hope you enjoy.

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Quincey-Forder [2009-02-22 02:31:27 +0000 UTC]

Congrats to you and Becca both, Christine!
(and gosh, 14 already?! time does fly!)

didn't know you were on DA too! *quickly clicks on watch*

ohh by the way do you have some additional copies of the Phoenix Gate Anthology? My own copy has been either lost or stolen (I think it's the latter)

best regards to Tim, Kathy and Becca!
hear of you soon!

Denis
(ps if you come one Second Life, I go as Quincey Forder there)

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Sarabellekitty [2008-12-29 19:20:00 +0000 UTC]

Fight as honorably as your opponant, and win the battle as honorably as they lose!
Glad to see a kindred spirit here!

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50-Foot-Ant [2008-10-24 17:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Hey, sweets, can you email me again, I lost your addy, and I have 1 of three projects ready for you. The other two should be ready by the end of next week.

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-10-24 20:24:50 +0000 UTC]

Done

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sabledrake [2008-10-25 00:22:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, babe.

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Spacebabie [2008-10-10 19:01:41 +0000 UTC]

You've been at DA for how long and I didn't know?

::: adds you :::

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Sabledrake In reply to Spacebabie [2008-10-11 03:21:36 +0000 UTC]

A while, but only lately have I been remembering to pop by and update here.

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Spacebabie In reply to Sabledrake [2008-10-11 17:32:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch back.

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Warpmind [2008-09-17 15:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Just popping by to say hi, and to note that you're being cruel here. Seriously, entering a battle of wits against the unarmed is bad form.

...Also, it reminds me I need to get off my worked-off rear and get some writing done someday.

Augh, I need to invent more spare time.

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Sabledrake In reply to Warpmind [2008-09-18 00:45:34 +0000 UTC]

You men and your "rules of honorable combat." Sheesh.

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Warpmind In reply to Sabledrake [2008-09-24 17:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Not so much rules of honorable combat, really... More that it's more fun to watch if one party is able to fight back. I mean, who'd want to see Woody Allen try to stand his ground against Mike Tyson, for example?

...Bad example, I wager a lot of people would... But it'd make for a poor fight still.

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Sabledrake In reply to Warpmind [2008-09-25 08:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, probably a bad example ... I'd watch that.

There was that episode of South Park where the peewee hockey team ended up playing a pro team and got absolutely annihilated ...

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nickolaus [2008-09-13 18:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Listen fuckhead -- just because you don't want people submitting to my anthology you're going to push your little fan fiction anthology submission call. That shit won't fly in the industry lady. I already talked with a few writers about your little project, I am willing to bet you won't be able to get the fucking thing to press.

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Sabledrake In reply to nickolaus [2008-09-15 13:47:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh and by the way, Knickers, how's about you acknowledge what a blatant little shitbag hypocrite you're being?

Whine-whine-whine about people involving YOUR family when the problem is with YOU ... but at the VERY SAME TIME you make death-wishes against someone's mom when you have a problem, however unjustified, with her?

You have such a thing about wanting everybody else to "admit" stuff. SO WHY DON'T YOU?

Yes, yes, I know. Because you're a cringing chickenshit crybaby entitlement diva.

Look at this statement of yours: an audience they deserve
[link] -- from your latest drivel

DESERVE?

Nobody can "deserve" an audience. Readers aren't a right. They are a privilege. They must be earned, and maintained.

I guess being a charity case your whole life has made you think the government has some sort of program for providing that, too.

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to nickolaus [2008-09-13 23:07:38 +0000 UTC]

Sticky-Back Nicky, you couldn't stop anything. And since you have a habit of NOT paying writers that work with you, I think SableDrake is doing nothing but a public service.

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Sabledrake In reply to nickolaus [2008-09-13 21:07:35 +0000 UTC]

And just what are you willing to bet?

Your worthless career?

Yeah right. We've all seen how well you stick to those bargains.

Ha. Knock yourself out little boy. You got nothin'.

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DrEgg In reply to nickolaus [2008-09-13 19:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Listen [fuckhead/fatherfucker/cockshitter], I hate you and your [fan fiction/plagarising/copyright infringment/better writing skills]. It('s) [not fair/not real writing/blatant plagarism/won't fly in the industry]. Did you know that I have/am [spoken to some people that I made up/a Navy 'vet'/told my grandma]. Did you know that I [have learnt martial arts from a book/can throw you with your own kick]?

[Fuck off/Die] [FAGGOT/bleach drinker/fatherfucker].

There you go! Now all you have to do is cut and paste, and delete the appropriate! I shall paypal you the invoice ASAP.

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Sabledrake In reply to DrEgg [2008-09-13 21:07:51 +0000 UTC]

ZOMG Nikki mad-libs!

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50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 21:10:23 +0000 UTC]

And it's over.

Feel free to sceencap his blog to laugh at forever.

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50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 14:36:49 +0000 UTC]

All right, Sable, I'm down for the charity work. Contributor's copy sounds good.

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 15:42:10 +0000 UTC]

And being home now where the computer was actually made during this century, it'll let me see your resume ... most impressive!

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sabledrake [2008-09-12 15:44:15 +0000 UTC]

So, think I might, just might, be up to the Cum-Sticky Nicky Challenge?

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Sir-Talen In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-17 14:44:02 +0000 UTC]

*blinks* The What-what what challenge?

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sir-Talen [2008-09-17 14:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Nicky the Gawth challenged me to write something that two authors he named would publish, and that's what I've decided to do. Basically, he was calling me out.

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Sir-Talen In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-17 14:57:23 +0000 UTC]

Ah, gotcha. Have fun! Gives you a ten foot pole to poke at Darling Nicky some more.

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sir-Talen [2008-09-17 15:11:11 +0000 UTC]

You don't mind if I tape a TASER to the end of that pole, do you?

Nicky ain't butted heads with anyone like me before.

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Sarabellekitty In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-12-29 19:20:53 +0000 UTC]

Fight the good fight!

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Sir-Talen In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-17 15:20:34 +0000 UTC]

Feel free, and maybe add a can of mace with a string wrapped around the trigger.

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sir-Talen [2008-09-17 15:28:52 +0000 UTC]

He wouldn't notice mace over the smell of his unwashed clothing and body. He's the only person I know of who the application of tear gas could only improve his smell. I know why he lives in the basement, every time he comes out, dogs try to bury him and he sets of the Homeland Defense chemical attack detection equipment.

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 15:48:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh, indubitably!

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nickolaus In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 15:07:04 +0000 UTC]

Do you assholes condone the piracy of a book just to get your point across? You asshole pirated my non-fiction book, what kind of example are you setting for your kids if you do that shit? It's okay to steal from people. FAGGOT.

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to nickolaus [2008-09-12 15:55:53 +0000 UTC]

So is this common to Sticky-Nicky? He screams out an accusation, then runs away and hides like a frightened, greasily fat, closeted homosexual homophobic, incoherent rambling discarded placenta?

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 16:15:21 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much. But I think you may have broken some kind of record in being the known-male he's squealed at for the longest time ... usually he seems to prefer to target women and kids.

Could be he thinks (god knows why) that we won't hit back.

Has he sent you a bogus PayPal invoice yet? That's always a such a special moment!

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sabledrake [2008-09-12 16:20:50 +0000 UTC]

I think he honestly believes he can outmanuever everyone, thinks he's everyone's intellectual superior, and really doesn't think anyone would dare hit back at grandma's special little basement dwelling troglodyte.

And let him send me a fucking invoice. I'll have a surprise for him.

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Sabledrake In reply to nickolaus [2008-09-12 15:44:57 +0000 UTC]

You really do need to keep better track of just who's done what to which.

Should we be teaching our children that it's okay to fling around hate speech and be whiny entitlement brats?

Or would that be pirating from you?

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to nickolaus [2008-09-12 15:30:52 +0000 UTC]

I haven't stole a single on of your books, Cum-Sticky Nicky. As a matter of fact, I've was heavily involved in the PDF anti-piracy circles from 2000-2007. While someone on a site I am part of did host that 257 pages of manchild snivelling and self-ego stroking, I had no control of their hosting.

I did ask them to take it down, even though you are to the world of writing what the Nazi's were to Ann Frank. Oh, and just so you get it, you are the Nazi's in this comparison.

At no time did I EVER condone piracy of your delusional rantings. Nor would I.

If I REALLY wanted to get my point apart that you are failure of humanity, I'd simply point out the fact that you failed out of Navy Basic Training on the sheer lack of maturity.

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50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 05:16:25 +0000 UTC]

Sable;

I will assume you are the one that Sticky-Nicky lists as "SableCrank" is his recent primatish gibberings on what he laughingly calls a blog.

He challenged me to write something that you would publish at conventions. In the interests of putting my money where my mouth is, could you be so kind as to provide me your submission guidelines, as well as what genre of writing you prefer?

I'd appreciate it.

--50 ft of Ant

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 05:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that'd be me ... SableCrank, oh the insult, oh I am wounded to the quick. Bet he was all proud of himself for coming up with such a zinger.

He's got a real bee in his bonnet about this fanfic thing, especially ever since I pointed out that he's never done the big throwdown challenge to ME to publish something and see if it's better in terms of writing, editing, production value and whatever than his wretched excuses for anthologies.

I've already done four for the Gathering of the Gargoyles, you see. It's an annual fan convention dedicated to the Disney cartoon. All proceeds benefit the con, etc. etc. Stories ARE that dirty fan fiction.

[link] -- the con portal site; 2009's will be in Los Angeles.

[link] -- livejournal community.

[link] -- the guidelines for the next one.

Thing is, unless you're familiar with the show and also a scum-of-the-earth fanficcer like me, it probably wouldn't be your cup of tea.

I do hope and plan to do a real anthology of original fiction one of these days. Just not in a financial position to quite yet.

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sabledrake [2008-09-12 05:47:21 +0000 UTC]

How about an RPG product? Check your PM's.

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 05:52:28 +0000 UTC]

Augh ... I can't on this stupid work computer ... but I will look when I get home in the morning!

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sabledrake [2008-09-12 05:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Well, I sent you my resume. Sorry it's so long. I've got a lot on my plate, but I need a haitus after working on that last entry on my resume.

Check your email.

Nicky challenged me to produce something you'd be proud to sell at conventions.

Well, Nick, how about you answer my challenge, you bloated cowardly manchild?

Provide proof of any plagiarism, outside of parody, critique, or editing work.

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 06:39:01 +0000 UTC]

Whew, okay, for a second there I was worried that you were going to challenge him to send his stuff to ME.

I am not as strong as you, Ant. I can barely read an excerpt without screaming. Plus, I'm a real lightweight when it comes to the booze.

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sabledrake [2008-09-12 06:59:56 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't print his stuff out, shred it, and use it for padding in a cage for a blind hamster. Just the ink used to print his pathetic dribble would injure the poor creature's feet.

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 07:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh good ... I am against cruelty to rodents!

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50-Foot-Ant In reply to Sabledrake [2008-09-12 07:17:28 +0000 UTC]

So am I. Still, Stinky-Nicky ran his mouth about me. Accused me of plagiarism without even so much as a link, or an actual accusation, just wrote "plagiarist" on my page.

So, the Gargoyles thing is a charity gig? Hell, I'm always down for charity works, helps offset all the bad karma I've gathered over the years. Tell you what, I'll rent the DVD's, sit down and watch the series, read some of the fanfics, then I'll put a short story in for your anthology. No charge. In addition to say, an RPG project?

You saw my resume, it's not like I haven't written just about in every genre.

I still can't believe that Sticky-back Nicky thinks that just because he got an article on Associated Content, I'm going to be jealous. I should send him my resume too, just so he could shit kittens. Isn't Associated Content a "freedom of submission" site? Or do you think I'd have to send them my resume?

I'm taking 3 months off, so I'd be more than happy to do the charity gig, and if you won't mind a freelance submission, I could wrap something up for RPG's, and if you'd like, perhaps a "Sword & Sorceress" short story for your other business?

After all, according to Nicky's challenge, it has to be something you'd be proud of to sell at a convention.

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Sabledrake In reply to 50-Foot-Ant [2008-09-12 13:57:15 +0000 UTC]

Heh ... well, it does only pay in a contributor copy anyway ... but we're always glad to get some new blood and lively talent around the place!

As for making him shit kittens, aww, I like kittens. Maybe something more his style? Like, say, rabid spiny pufferfish?

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