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TastyJake ♂️ [2244122] [2006-01-25 14:55:20 +0000 UTC] "'Tasty' Jake Montwraith" (Australia)

# Statistics

Favourites: 2; Deviations: 84; Watchers: 19

Watching: 13; Pageviews: 6921; Comments Made: 1963; Friends: 13

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: ralph steadman, r.k. milholland, m.c. escher, salvador dali
Favorite movies: red dawn, fear and loathing, mad max, eraserhead, american beauty, dr. strangelove, brazil
Favorite bands / musical artists: richard wagner, lol
Favorite writers: hunter s. thompson, oscar wilde, franz kafka, joseph heller, h.p. lovecraft
Tools of the Trade: minimal effort
Other Interests: things

# About me

Current Residence: (war correspondent in costa del sol)
Wallpaper of choice: FLORAL PATTERNS LOLOLO
Personal Quote: RAPE LOBSTER IS RAAAAAAAAAAPE

# Comments

Comments: 111

melbourneth [2009-05-27 05:49:53 +0000 UTC]

Last Visit: 69 weeks ago

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EnemaTexo In reply to melbourneth [2009-07-14 20:09:13 +0000 UTC]

holy crappeth

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chavmastah [2007-12-16 19:32:14 +0000 UTC]

I NEED SOME SEXUAL HEALING!

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Racest [2007-11-29 11:17:53 +0000 UTC]

DRAW MORE THINGS YOU FILTHY JEW

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Racest [2007-09-21 19:46:46 +0000 UTC]

cockslol

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TastyJake In reply to Racest [2007-10-13 04:06:53 +0000 UTC]

COCKS IN BUTTS! COCKS IN BUTTS! AAI!

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Racest In reply to TastyJake [2007-10-13 09:51:57 +0000 UTC]

ANDALE ANDALE ARIBA

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4n0nym0u5 [2007-09-09 18:34:46 +0000 UTC]

'Dis looks shoop'd.

I can tell from some of the whoop and from having charged quite a few lazors in my time.

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TastyJake In reply to 4n0nym0u5 [2007-09-12 14:06:39 +0000 UTC]

oh lawdy lawdy it's true god have mercy

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EnemaTexo [2007-07-16 09:31:54 +0000 UTC]

WTF <:!

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TastyJake In reply to EnemaTexo [2007-08-06 12:58:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL WUT

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Zayla [2007-03-27 22:38:26 +0000 UTC]

lets shoop some whoops

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TastyJake In reply to Zayla [2007-04-04 15:09:40 +0000 UTC]

FO SHO MY NEGRO FRIEND

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Zayla In reply to TastyJake [2007-04-05 02:25:38 +0000 UTC]

TIME FOR SOME WATERMELON JUICE

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TastyJake In reply to Zayla [2007-04-05 12:13:46 +0000 UTC]

PURPLE KOOLAIDS!!!!

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Zayla In reply to TastyJake [2007-04-05 14:27:44 +0000 UTC]

NIGGA IT'S ABOUT RED FOSHIZZLE

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TastyJake In reply to Zayla [2007-05-16 09:55:07 +0000 UTC]

ZAYLA EMAIL ME FOR WILD FUN TIMES WITH A HIJACKED SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

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Zayla In reply to TastyJake [2007-05-19 15:14:28 +0000 UTC]

SOUNDS LIKE FUN WAIT FOR ME

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Curtains-close [2007-01-04 20:17:30 +0000 UTC]

TastyJake 5 days 5 hours ago Hide
LEI I DEMAND THAT YOU INSTANTLY MANAGE TO SEND ME YOUR EXACT SHOE SIZE IN A REPLY TO THIS POST BY 9:00AM MY TIME TOMORROW OKAY BITCH


5 days

5 hours ago



....I am getting better at this deadline meeting business



I have the smallest feet ever
like

size 2/3 uk size >:

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TastyJake In reply to Curtains-close [2007-01-05 20:23:44 +0000 UTC]

I ASKED FOR EXACT DIMENSIONS SLAGGOT

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Zayla [2006-11-13 11:25:10 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday <:!

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Procrastination In reply to Zayla [2006-12-19 20:01:24 +0000 UTC]

WHEREAS I ONLY GET A 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' FROM DA BIRTHDAYS.

;________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ________________________________________ ______________________;

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Zayla In reply to Procrastination [2006-12-21 10:40:54 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA LOVA

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Curtains-close [2006-10-10 15:06:54 +0000 UTC]

I SECOND TRANCES MOTION

lol I assume your pc or internet died. :<

GOSH I NEED YOUR ADRESS
I COULD SEND YOU PAGES OF MY ILLEGIBLE HANDWRITING
AND SHINY ENGLISH TUPPENCES

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TastyJake In reply to Curtains-close [2006-10-16 14:24:58 +0000 UTC]

SHINY!? SHINY?!?! I DEMAND SHINYS!

i live now btw. <3

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Curtains-close In reply to TastyJake [2006-10-22 11:47:03 +0000 UTC]

SHINY LIKE RADIOACTIVE POSSUM

OMG RLY. <3

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TastyJake In reply to Curtains-close [2006-10-23 10:20:28 +0000 UTC]

TTLY NIG <33333333333

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Curtains-close In reply to TastyJake [2006-10-23 22:23:20 +0000 UTC]

I AM WHITE SUPREMACIST LOL!!1

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TastyJake In reply to Curtains-close [2006-10-24 12:24:11 +0000 UTC]

OMF POINTYHEADS

RUN PAULIE RUN

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EnemaTexo [2006-10-05 21:37:58 +0000 UTC]

DUDE
WHERE'D YA GO
A SHARK SWAM UP TO ME THE OTHER DAY AND TOLD ME YOU WERE EATEN BY HIS BROTHER BARRY
THEN HE SWAM AWAY
AND I WAS LIKE
WTF HAX
AND THAT'S WHY THEY BANNED BLUE SMARTIES

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TastyJake In reply to EnemaTexo [2006-10-16 14:24:25 +0000 UTC]

I WAS WONDERING WHERE THOSE THINGS WENT ):

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Curtains-close [2006-09-21 19:09:01 +0000 UTC]

LOL CHINA

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TastyJake In reply to Curtains-close [2006-09-23 08:46:49 +0000 UTC]

I KOREA

FEAR MY GRINDFEST

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Leonork [2006-08-18 19:29:06 +0000 UTC]

HELP ME KIDNAP HIM

[link]


PLEASE


i want to marry him,

only you can help me force him <:

[link]
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TastyJake In reply to Leonork [2006-08-27 16:48:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL OKAY

I KIDNAP NICK AND TIE HIM TO YOUR BEDPOST <: <: <:

i also supply the whips and chains.

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soviet-zombie-ninjas [2006-07-28 13:10:59 +0000 UTC]

I HAS A BUCKET

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soviet-zombie-ninjas [2006-07-28 13:10:11 +0000 UTC]

I HAS A BUCKET

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soviet-zombie-ninjas [2006-07-28 13:09:33 +0000 UTC]

I HAS A BUCKET

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soviet-zombie-ninjas [2006-07-28 13:08:16 +0000 UTC]

I HAS A BUCKET

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JPdotty [2006-07-09 22:33:18 +0000 UTC]

thankcs for the watch!!<3

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TastyJake In reply to JPdotty [2006-07-11 19:25:16 +0000 UTC]

uh np.

why isn't my devWatch notifying me of comments on my front page? oh well.

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JPdotty In reply to TastyJake [2006-07-12 18:28:13 +0000 UTC]

mine neither mibbe somethings wrong ;.;

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JPdotty [2006-07-08 20:15:05 +0000 UTC]

dude have you read that note i gave you?

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JPdotty [2006-07-07 17:20:51 +0000 UTC]

y;know? ive decided to watch you:rofl :i just rrealised the extremness of my stupidity gees oh who cares? ok...

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Tilja [2006-07-05 16:58:00 +0000 UTC]

christ do I even have you on watch?

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TastyJake In reply to Tilja [2006-07-05 19:49:55 +0000 UTC]

lolno D:

you do now. <333

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ThisNameSucks [2006-06-17 18:34:55 +0000 UTC]

muhahaha
tis you!

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TastyJake In reply to ThisNameSucks [2006-07-03 15:54:24 +0000 UTC]

TIS ME

TIS YOU

TIS A GLORIOUS DAY FOR TURKEYS

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thelostzoo88 [2006-06-14 06:21:53 +0000 UTC]

dig your stuff man, way rockin!

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Urd-chan [2006-06-12 11:26:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the visit!

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